Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 8
- Movies in this archive
- 12
Rewatchables episodes featuring Kevin Bacon’s films
Mentioned in discussions
Probably Unanswerable Questions
Kelly and Sandra; Sam’s sport; father’s death; blackmail photos; Ken’s drink; tropical escape; nudity accounts
In the discussion (7)
- Questions about Kelly’s mother relationship are answered through exploitation and blame for her father’s death; killing Sandra is proposed again. — Mallory Rubin
- Sam’s college sport is guessed to be baseball; football positions are disputed.
- Sandra’s possible responsibility for her husband’s death is assumed but unresolved, including whether a lover carried it out. — Bill Simmons
- Questions ask who took the blackmail photographs and whether Susie poisoned Ken’s drink; a shared outsider bond is offered against the latter theory.
- The tropical escape ending prompts a joking argument for fugitives choosing ski resorts instead. — Mallory Rubin
- The hosts speculate about Bacon’s awareness and preparation for the nude shot; being seen by the crew is a counterargument. None of the bodily speculation establishes production facts. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts question the reported Party of Five rationale for Campbell’s contract, compare Lisa Bonet, and correct confusion about the Jamie Walters song.
Apex Mountain
Denise Richards; Dillon’s 1998; Blue Bay; champagne-and-fake-gun threesome; sailing qualified
In the discussion (3)
- The pool-emergence apex is disputed between Richards and Phoebe Cates, with Cates’ cultural impact favored and Jessica Biel another example. — Mallory Rubin
- Apex: Richards yes; Campbell qualified against Scream and her broader run; the threesome is called unusually publicized, not necessarily the best.
- Apex: Bacon no, Dillon’s combined 1998 yes; fictional Blue Bay and the champagne-and-fake-gun threesome yes; Murray no; high-school sailing tentative. — Bill Simmons
Half-Assed Internet Research
Swamp interruption; nudity contracts; Sex Crimes title; added ending
In the discussion (3)
- Research reports a dead body interrupting swamp filming. — Van Lathan
- Research discusses nudity clauses and approval of Bacon’s shot; contract practices include speculation. — Bill Simmons
- Research reports the Sex Crimes international title and an ending added after test screenings. — Mallory Rubin
Casting What-Ifs
Downey as Sam; Lyonne as Susie; Reid as Kelly
In the discussion (3)
- Casting What-Ifs begins with Downey reportedly unable to obtain insurance for Sam; the next packet continues the discussion. — Van Lathan
- Downey as Sam is disputed: too obviously untrustworthy versus charismatic enough; Bacon’s role is suggested instead, and Dillon is defended.
- Casting alternatives include Lyonne for Susie and Reid for Kelly; Richards is defended as ideal. Natasha Gregson Wagner’s identity is corrected in the Two Girls and a Guy comparison.
In the discussion (1)
- Overacting choices split between Bacon’s police-station outburst and Teresa Russell’s delivery. — Van Lathan
What’s Aged the Best?
Credit stingers; throuples; class themes; literary detail; shorts; goth style; Florida; nudity; poster; Rubin-Vega; dialogue; Jeep
In the discussion (6)
- Aged-best choices are credit stingers, throuples, class-war themes, Susie’s literary detail and short shorts. — Mallory Rubin
- Goth styling, South Florida scandals and the location’s cinematic qualities age best. — Van Lathan
- A counterargument begins that Florida is effective atmosphere but underused in the plot; it continues in the next packet. — Mallory Rubin
- Florida’s atmosphere is defended, while an objection asks why the alligators never kill anyone or dispose of a body.
- Bacon’s nudity, the poster, Daphne Rubin-Vega and Sandra’s dialogue are additional aged-best choices. — Bill Simmons
- The Jeep receives late praise, qualified by its vacation practicality.
The most 1998 thing
Bacon’s camcorder; soundtrack; teacher/student plots; cast; absent ballistics
In the discussion (1)
- Most-1998 choices include the soundtrack, teacher/student plots, cast, absent ballistics and Bacon’s bulky camcorder, the latter called the obvious winner.
Most Rewatchable Scene
The motel threesome
In the discussion (9)
- Sailing, the Jeep ride and Van Ryan arrival are scene candidates. Third Eye Blind into Why Can’t We Be Friends is a needle-drop choice; the later shift to jazz may be thematic. — Bill Simmons
- Sandra’s sexual dialogue and Teresa Russell’s exaggerated delivery are discussed as poor acting that suits the movie, with Black Widow and Whore career references.
- The car wash and I Want What I Want cue are praised for deliberate excess, prompting a playful celebrity-attraction hall-of-fame digression.
- Kelly telling Sandra and the police-station reaction are rewatchable for bad acting; Sandra’s self-centered response and dead-father line reveal character. A different-movie award is considered then rejected because the excess fits. — Bill Simmons
- Susie’s police account and Murray’s second-day courtroom scene are candidates, with the sleazy brilliant-lawyer type admired.
- Reported contractual and filming details of the motel scene are discussed alongside its unusual explicitness for the era; claims about alcohol need exact-source qualification. — Bill Simmons
- The motel threesome is praised for revealing the conspiracy while serving the plot rather than merely adding sex, and is declared the leading scene.
- The pool scene and Bacon’s filming reaction are runners-up; the shower reveal creates an expectation of a Dillon/Bacon relationship.
- The ending and explanatory credits are candidates, but the motel threesome wins, with the pool scene second and the extended cut recommended.
The Craig Century Club
108 minutes
In the discussion (1)
- Craig approves the 108-minute runtime but expected an extended pool scene; theatrical and unrated versions are distinguished, and Bacon filming the scene is singled out.
In the discussion (4)
- Timothy Hutton reportedly declined Joel for Daniel; Rob Lowe claimed he declined it, and Sean Penn, John Cusack, Kevin Bacon and Tom Hanks are among reported auditioners. One additional name is unclear in the transcript. — Bill Simmons
- Michelle Pfeiffer reportedly declined Lana; Sharon Stone, Kim Basinger and Brooke Shields are named as alternatives, but the Basinger claim is treated skeptically. — Bill Simmons
- The Michael J. Fox rumor is strongly rejected as a poor fit; Pfeiffer's fame and different sensuality would also change the film. — Bill Simmons
- Frank Sinatra was allegedly considered for Guido, with age and physical demands cited against him; the host does not believe the story. — Bill Simmons
Apex Mountain
Code reds; marching band; Pollak; Yoo-hoo; Reiner; cinematic softball; Bodison; lactic acidosis; two bedside books
In the discussion (8)
- Moore is rejected. — Chris Ryan
- Nicholson is rejected, with Chinatown and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest preferred and the Broadcast News/Batman period considered for sheer stardom. — Bill Simmons
- Code reds, the opening marching-band performance and Pollak receive affirmative nominations; Guantanamo Bay is rejected. — Bill Simmons
- Sorkin and Walsh are rejected, with Blue Chips preferred for Walsh; Yoo-hoo receives a yes. — Chris Ryan
- Bacon is rejected; Reiner receives a yes because of Seinfeld and Castle Rock’s success.
- Cinematic softball practice and Bodison receive agreement. — Bill Simmons
- Cruise is rejected in favor of Jerry Maguire. — Bill Simmons
- Lactic acidosis and keeping only the Marine Corps code and King James Bible beside the bed are belated affirmative nominees. — Chris Ryan
What’s Aged the Worst?
Arrest insult; Guest; Luther; Downey; letter; Yoo-hoo; clothing; Miscavige claim; real-life killing; unearned praise; Cuba framing
In the discussion (13)
- Ross calling Jessup a profanity during the arrest is considered implausible. — Bill Simmons
- Casting Christopher Guest as an entirely humorless doctor is questioned as a waste of his strengths, despite his friendship with Reiner.
- Luther, the newsstand operator, is criticized as a contrived device for trading aphorisms and signaling Kaffee’s progressive attitudes. — Sean Fennessey
- Concern that younger audiences would not understand the Clue reference is rejected by the others.
- Downey’s inability to understand what he did wrong and his perjury are criticized. — Bill Simmons
- Markinson closing his suicide letter with Always is considered an odd sign-off in the circumstances. — Bill Simmons
- Kaffee failing to shake his Yoo-hoo and guzzling it immediately after softball are considered juvenile habits. — Bill Simmons
- The early 1990s clothing and Kaffee’s shirts are criticized, although Jo’s high-waisted style has returned to fashion. — Bill Simmons
- A reported claim that Cruise modeled Kaffee on David Miscavige is unwelcome information; the source is clarified as Miscavige’s alleged boast in Going Clear. — Bill Simmons
- The later unsolved killing of David Cox, one of the Marines involved in the real incident inspiring the story, is recounted as a grim postscript. — Bill Simmons
- The missed opportunity to show Cruise playing basketball with Bacon is lamented. — Chris Ryan
- Repeated declarations of Kaffee’s greatness seem unearned by his early trial work, with his father comparison singled out. — Chris Ryan
- The film’s framing of Cuba as a large immediate military threat feels dated. — Sean Fennessey
Films in the archive
A Few Good Men
1992
Animal House
1978
Apollo 13
1995
Crazy, Stupid, Love
2011
Footloose
1984
Friday the 13th
1980
Frost/Nixon
2008
JFK
1991
Picture Perfect
1997
The River Wild
1994
Tremors
1990
Wild Things
1998


