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- Episodes featuring their films
- 3
- Movies in this archive
- 5
Rewatchables episodes featuring Glenn Close’s films
Mentioned in discussions
In the discussion (11)
- Hoffman reportedly was originally attached as Frank with Michael Apted directing; the script had circulated since around 1987. — Chris Ryan
- Redford is a reported Frank possibility. — Chris Ryan
- Hackman is a reported Frank possibility. — Chris Ryan
- Tommy Lee Jones is a reported Frank possibility. — Chris Ryan
- Connery is a reported Frank possibility. — Chris Ryan
- De Niro reportedly was offered Mitch after Eastwood joined but was making A Bronx Tale; the discussion imagines overlap with his other sinister roles. — Bill Simmons
- Glenn Close reportedly declined Lily. — Bill Simmons
- Sharon Stone reportedly declined Lily. — Bill Simmons
- Ed Harris reportedly was considered for Mitch. — Chris Ryan
- Willem Dafoe reportedly was considered for Mitch. — Chris Ryan
- Both alternatives are thought capable, but neither would reproduce Malkovich’s particular performance. — Chris Ryan
Recasting Couch
Olivia d’Abo; Debi Mazar; Sandra Bullock as Rose
In the discussion (1)
- A less obviously threatening Rose is preferred, with Olivia d’Abo, Debi Mazar and Sandra Bullock proposed; Glenn Close is rejected as too old.
The Coked-Out Glenn Close Award for Best Use of Cocaine
Glenn Close’s restless bedside conversation
The panel proposes a new category here.
In the discussion (1)
- A proposed recurring cocaine category uses Sarah’s restless bedside conversation, rather than her shower scene, as its example.
Apex Mountain
Kasdan; Tilly’s Big Chill–Psycho II year; Mary Kay Place; JoBeth Williams’s Poltergeist–Big Chill period (qualified); the sperm-donor arrangement; “hog is broken” jokingly
In the discussion (11)
- Glenn Close and Kevin Kline are rejected as being at their apex. — Bill Simmons
- Meg Tilly is debated between this film and Masquerade before the shared Big Chill–Psycho II year is endorsed. — Bill Simmons
- Mary Kay Place is placed at her apex here.
- Berenger is placed at Platoon and Hurt at Broadcast News.
- JoBeth Williams receives a yes qualified as the period spanning Poltergeist and The Big Chill. — Chris Ryan
- The Santini house is placed at its Great Santini peak. — Bill Simmons
- The Porsche remains unresolved for lack of comparative research. — Bill Simmons
- The arrangement of sleeping with one’s wife’s ovulating friend is jokingly endorsed.
- Saying “hog is broken” receives a joking apex nomination.
- Kasdan receives the final apex for writing and directing the movie immediately after his Star Wars work.
- Backyard football is considered against Wedding Crashers without a resolution. — Bill Simmons
Recasting Couch
Meryl Streep as Sarah; Glenn Close as Meg
In the discussion (3)
- Meryl Streep is proposed for Glenn Close’s Sarah role and Close for Mary Kay Place’s Meg role. — Bill Simmons
- The proposal is supported by calling Close the stronger actor while still praising Place. — Bill Simmons
- Streep’s contemporary status after Sophie’s Choice is part of the appeal. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (5)
- Nick was reportedly the only role written for a particular actor, William Hurt. — Bill Simmons
- JoBeth Williams and Glenn Close both wanted Meg. — Bill Simmons
- Phoebe Cates auditioned for Chloe and met Kevin Kline, but Meg Tilly’s ethereal quality is preferred. — Bill Simmons
- Kline wanted Goldblum’s funnier role before being pushed to Harold. — Bill Simmons
- Sean Penn as Alex is treated as an unverified and age-inconsistent rumor.
Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
No; an explicit climax jokingly proposed
In the discussion (6)
- The gentle missionary scene is considered sufficient, followed by a joke asking for an explicit climax and comments about Meg’s nightgown.
- Meg approaches or considers several men as sperm donors; Sarah ultimately offers Harold, which is linked to guilt over her affair with Alex.
- One host calls Sarah’s offer guilt-driven loser behavior, while another treats it as era-specific generosity and free love.
- Harold’s intermittent South Carolina accent is criticized inside the scene. — Bill Simmons
- The scene’s strangeness and Glenn Close’s reactions are central to why it remains memorable.
- Whether the attempt worked is unresolved; Sarah is skeptical because it does not always take the first time.
What’s Aged the Worst?
Close’s haircut; the hipper Elaine’s club; Secaucus 7 comparisons; Hometown; late-night cold cuts; Richard’s solitary habits; Meg’s smoking
In the discussion (6)
- Glenn Close’s short haircut is called the clearest dated style.
- Return of the Secaucus 7 comparisons still hang over the movie as an easy criticism. — Bill Simmons
- The short-lived television adaptation Hometown is mentioned with surprise; a participant says they have not seen it. — Bill Simmons
- Treating insomnia with a huge cold-cut sandwich and Richard sitting alone downstairs now read strangely. — Chris Ryan
- Meg smokes everywhere, even while folding clean laundry, while wondering why she cannot keep a man.
- “I’m opening a club like Elaine’s, but hipper” is offered as a separate Aged Worst answer. — Bill Simmons
Recasting Couch
Glenn Close as Deborah’s sister
In the discussion (2)
- Recasting couch proposes Glenn Close replacing Deborah's sister,despite the counterpoint that she was busy starring in Garp. — Bill Simmons
- Alec Baldwin is imagined playing Galvin today.
Recasting Couch
Keep Allen disputed; Sarandon, Winger, Close, Lange, Kidder and Fisher proposed
In the discussion (17)
- Redford or Hoffman are imagined in a 1970s version, but neither would supply Travolta’s particular lightness and finesse. — Wesley Morris
- Travolta is imagined in Tom Hanks’s 1980s roles, Romancing the Stone, Beverly Hills Cop and Amadeus, praising his combined dancing and everyman abilities. — Wesley Morris
- Purple Rain is jokingly floated and doubted, while Manhunter receives enthusiastic support as a hypothetical Travolta vehicle.
- Gere is imagined in Urban Cowboy’s Scott Glenn role but not Travolta’s lead. — Wesley Morris
- Travolta in No Way Out and Field of Dreams is imagined; Field of Dreams versus Bull Durham suitability is disputed, including whether he looks like a baseball player.
- Travolta in Die Hard is enthusiastically supported; missing an action vehicle around 1986–1988 is considered a lost opportunity.
- Travolta is imagined as Danny in Prince of the City.
- Nancy Allen is the recasting target despite admiration for Dressed to Kill and Carrie; repeated casting of a romantic partner is compared to Sondra Locke, while Allen is said to improve in the second half. — Bill Simmons
- Susan Sarandon, Debra Winger, a young Glenn Close and Jessica Lange are proposed for more star power. — Bill Simmons
- Lange is initially considered the only proposed actor suited to the character’s ditziness; Allen’s apparent dullness is defended as manipulation plus genuine hospital sedation.
- Allen is defended through her attentive eyes in the bar scene; the alternatives might project too much intelligence and professionalism, including Lange’s light rather than ditzy Tootsie performance. — Wesley Morris
- Sarandon remains a possible alternative, but Allen’s Bronx background makes her believable as Philadelphian in a way Lange may not. — Chris Ryan
- Margot Kidder and Carrie Fisher are proposed then rejected as different or too smart; Allen’s lightness is defended as exactly right, while the desire for a new actress persists.
- Harrison Ford is proposed as capable of the lead but acknowledged to produce a different performance. — Wesley Morris
- Roy Scheider could make it work as a more 1970s film; Redford is doubted as too beautiful and insufficiently East Coast, while Pacino and Gere remain conceivable. — Wesley Morris
- Stallone is jokingly the worst case because he would rewrite the material.
- The invited producer agrees Allen works better by the end despite disliking her early performance. — Bill Simmons
Recasting Couch
Julie Christie; Nina van Pallandt; Lange, Close and modern leads also considered
In the discussion (5)
- Nina van Pallandt replacing Hutton is proposed as an older but striking woman plausibly intoxicated by Julian. — Sean Fennessey
- Christie remains a preferred Michelle, with her age making the senator marriage more convincing. — Bill Simmons
- Lange is favored if casting younger; Glenn Close is another appealing option for a desirous senator’s wife and future erotic-thriller skill. — Sean Fennessey
- A current remake considers Bernthal but doubts his age, proposes Miles Teller, and raises Glenn Powell while questioning his smirky quality. — Sean Fennessey
- A more bisexual or androgynous Julian suggests Timothée Chalamet; Armie Hammer is raised and rejected jokingly. — Sean Fennessey
Most Rewatchable Scene
Bridal-shop food-poisoning dress fitting
In the discussion (29)
- The first hangout lunch between Annie and Lillian opens the category, with Annie's penis impression called first class and possibly improvised.
- Apatow understood the value of four-minute hangout scenes establishing why characters are friends, a template later seen even in The Hangover. — Bill Simmons
- Jill Clayburgh, a major late-70s star, plays Annie's mom; her chicken-coop scene is longer in the extended version, and the character was toned down after she died. — Bill Simmons
- The dueling engagement-party speeches were largely improvised; Rose Byrne invented fake Thai and a sensible Thai sentence was dubbed in.
- The rest of the engagement party works too: Megan's introduction (dolphin telepathy, "I survived. I thrived.") and Annie being repeatedly paired with random men, where everyone else, not Annie, raises her single status. — Mallory Rubin
- The speeches push secondhand mortification until guests are holding their glasses up waiting to drink. — Mallory Rubin
- Asked about memorable wedding speeches, one participant recalls a best-man speech for best friend Jeff 23-24 years earlier that ended on hoping to someday find what the couple had. — Bill Simmons
- Every character introduction before the speeches is distinct and funny, including Rita on her teenage boys and Becca with her husband after a Disneyland honeymoon. — Mina Kimes
- Rose Byrne is one of the most underrated aspects of the film, also great in Neighbors (on the 2021 schedule); the dueling speeches felt more cringe-inducing than the bridal-shop scene. — Mina Kimes
- Per the research, Byrne had been a dramatic actress hired as a Glenn Close-type villain foil, with nobody knowing she was this funny; she has the hardest, passive-aggressive part.
- The food-poisoning dress-fitting scene is the iconic one; it was not in the shooting script and was added after Apatow and Paul Feig pushed for one more physical-comedy scene.
- Setup details include the stray dog at the Brazilian restaurant and theme suggestions of Pixar from Becca and Fight Club from Megan. — Bill Simmons
- The gross-out sequence was written in one participant's outline under most rewatchable scene before the rewatch; favorite lines include "I just need to get off this white carpet" and "Look away." — Mallory Rubin
- Annie refusing to concede anything to Helen, looking worse with each cut and inching a Jordan almond toward her mouth, may be the funniest part.
- It is one of the funniest scenes of all time for any age; after it was shown to a five-year-old son, "look away" became a household running joke. — Bill Simmons
- The immaculate white bridal shop makes the chaos funnier. — Mallory Rubin
- Asked which sick character they would be, one participant picks the character who throws up on someone else; another says they would be the "look away" character, like a dog that avoids eye contact.
- Megan should have owned using the sink; the janitor's next-morning cleanup was on one participant's unanswerable-questions list.
- The plane trip, a spouse's favorite scene, is a great 10 minutes: McCarthy's air-marshal bit and Annie escalating to "Welcome to Germany."
- Good ensembles work in any pairing, compared with the Russo brothers' pairings in Infinity War and Endgame; seating Rita and Becca together to discuss their sex lives is a delight. — Mallory Rubin
- The film shows up in gifs a lot, like Anchorman: "look away" and Annie's sarcastic reply to Helen's Vegas restaurant offer. — Mina Kimes
- Planes are not funny places, especially since 9/11 and now the pandemic, so unlocking comedy there works. — Bill Simmons
- Annie getting fired over the fight with the teenage girl at the store is a smaller favorite.
- The bridal shower, including the bleached-asshole exchange, is another set piece; Lillian's "talk behind my back like a normal person" line is praised, and Megan takes the golden retriever puppies home. — Mallory Rubin
- Megan's pep talk, which opens with Annie watching Cast Away, is nominated as a quieter pick blending humor and heart. — Mallory Rubin
- McCarthy was the film's stunning revelation; she was an improv legend largely unknown to the public, compared with a John Belushi documentary, and was nominated for an Oscar.
- Annie repeatedly driving past the cop to get his attention is a spouse's favorite. — Bill Simmons
- Jon Hamm's scenes are flagged as a likely heat check, including the "open for biz" lap-nap line. — Mina Kimes
- The final pick is the shit scene, with agreement.


