Film credit
Keanu Reeves
Also referred to as Reeves, Keanu, Cano, Kiana
Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 9
- Movies in this archive
- 10
Rewatchables episodes featuring Keanu Reeves’s films
Speed
1994 film
Bill Simmons · Jason Concepcion · Shea Serrano · Donnie Kwak
Aired September 21, 2017
Point Break
1991 film
Bill Simmons · Shea Serrano · Jason Concepcion · Mark Titus
Aired August 24, 2017
Mentioned in discussions
Half-Assed Internet Research
Sculpture lawsuit; rooftop construction; real boxing match; Connie Nielsen’s arrival; cleared street; composite makeup
In the discussion (4)
- A sculpture copyright dispute reportedly required edits in later releases; the rooftop was on the 50th floor with the stage eight feet from the edge. — Bill Simmons
- The film used a real October 1996 Roy Jones Jr. fight; Kevin’s support for the opponent is criticized as boxing ignorance. — Van Lathan
- Nielsen reportedly had been in America a month before casting; the empty-street shot used a Sunday 7:30 a.m. closure of 57th Street.
- The Lucifer transformation reportedly combined Reeves and Pacino life masks, including a Godfather-era mask, with Rick Baker involved. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- Craig T. Nelson, the reporter, Reeves and Pacino are offered before Theron receives the emphatic choice. — Bill Simmons
- Her emotionally heightened argument with Kevin is played as illustration. — Isaiah Blakely
Casting What-Ifs
Joel Schumacher and Brad Pitt; repeated Pacino refusals; Reeves’s pay cut; Theron’s hesitation
In the discussion (2)
- A proposed 1994 version with Schumacher and Pitt would have modeled the subway on Dante’s circles of hell; it reportedly collapsed without an actor for Satan. — Bill Simmons
- Pacino reportedly rejected the project five times, Reeves accepted reduced pay to secure him, and Theron hesitated about nudity. — Bill Simmons
The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Keanu Reeves as the greatest bad actor of the last 35 years
In the discussion (4)
- Reeves is called a beloved major star with limited acting and accent skills, who found an ideal stripped-down style in John Wick. — Bill Simmons
- His blankness is defended as making extraordinary events believable in The Matrix and this film. — Van Lathan
- His effectiveness is said to depend on the role, with action and Californian characters working better than Shakespeare, scientists or other stretches. — Chris Ryan
- His distinct star quality is defended as valuable even without prestige-acting range. — Bill Simmons
The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film
Supernatural visual effects; accents
In the discussion (3)
- Demon transformations look dated, although the institution scene remains effective; ambiguity might have worked better.
- The overt demons change the nature of the film; one participant would classify dated effects as Aged Worst rather than Weak Link because the problem is repairable. — Van Lathan
- Delroy Lindo’s and Reeves’s accents become alternative weaknesses, with Reeves’s accent fluctuating between scenes and exaggerating Gainesville speech.
The Sean Penn “I Brought My Own Pack” Award for Excellence in On-Screen Smoking
The panel proposes a new category here.
In the discussion (2)
- A new Jimmy Conway Award for best or worst smoking is proposed; Reeves appears to smoke awkwardly by character choice despite being a smoker in real life. — Bill Simmons
- Kevin’s lapse after quitting is offered as an explanation, but the performance is still criticized; Pacino handles cigarettes as naturally as an extra finger. — Bill Simmons
Recasting Couch
River or Joaquin Phoenix; DiCaprio; young Cruise; tentative Gooding or Wahlberg
In the discussion (13)
- The Kid’s cowardice and lack of heroic scenes are defended as difficult material for a young star. — Chris Ryan
- The Kid’s admission of never killing anyone is singled out as a major performance opportunity. — Sean Fennessey
- River Phoenix is proposed as the Schofield Kid. — Sean Fennessey
- Leonardo DiCaprio is another possibility, compared with his later Quick and the Dead appearance. — Sean Fennessey
- An early1980s Tom Cruise is imagined as a strong Kid. — Bill Simmons
- River Phoenix is reaffirmed as a Schofield Kid alternative. — Bill Simmons
- Joaquin Phoenix is a Schofield Kid alternative. — Bill Simmons
- DiCaprio is reaffirmed as a Schofield Kid alternative. — Bill Simmons
- Keanu Reeves is considered a poor fit despite affection for him. — Bill Simmons
- Cuba Gooding Jr. is proposed, with concern the timing may be early. — Bill Simmons
- Kiefer Sutherland is rejected as too old. — Bill Simmons
- Mark Wahlberg is proposed for the brash, dishonest energy, though perhaps two years early. — Sean Fennessey
- Sam Rockwell is considered too young. — Sean Fennessey
Casting What-Ifs
Older-star versions with Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford or Harrison Ford; Keanu Reeves
In the discussion (4)
- The segment opens with a joke that Chris should have a ponytail by the 500th episode.
- William Goldman did script-doctor work; an older Swagger was envisioned, with Clint, Robert Redford or Harrison Ford, all of whom passed.
- An older sniper is not believable because eyesight worsens by the mid-40s.
- Keanu reportedly passed, joked as having filed away the dog-revenge idea for later.
Apex Mountain
Steve Martin in 1979; Parenthood for Mary Steenburgen, tentative; A Beautiful Mind or Apollo 13 for Ron Howard as director; Happy Days free-throw scene for Ron Howard as actor; Harley Jane Kozak; the Ford convertible; Randy Newman; Amadeus for Tom Hulce; City Slickers for the screenwriters; The Bad News Bears films for Little League scenes; The World According to Garp; the Pam and Tommy Lee tape
In the discussion (15)
- Steve Martin’s Apex was previously assigned through Father of the Bride; the real peak is 1979 with Saturday Night Live guest-hosting, The Jerk, comedy albums and arena stand-up, prompting mock objections for Shopgirl and HouseSitter. — Bill Simmons
- Mary Steenburgen’s Apex might be this film rather than the Howard Hughes movie, and her character is linked to Randy Newman’s song.
- Ron Howard’s directing Apex is argued as A Beautiful Mind because it won him the Oscar; Apollo 13 is offered as the alternative.
- Apollo 13 is favored for Ron Howard’s directing Apex, described as a mainstream rather than unusual view. — Chris Ryan
- Ron Howard’s acting Apex is the Happy Days scene where Richie misses a game-winning free throw and his father offers a candy bar. — Bill Simmons
- Harley Jane Kozak is definitely at Apex here, as is the Ford deluxe convertible. — Bill Simmons
- Randy Newman is a yes for the Oscar-nominated song and the era when I Love L.A. became a Lakers staple; a fan argues he had several peaks, Toy Story is attributed to Craig, and The Natural score is noted, while another host resents him for the Lakers and Dodgers. — Bill Simmons
- Parent comedy movies are considered, with Folks! and National Lampoon films raised. — Van Lathan
- Tom Hulce’s Apex is Amadeus, which predates this film. — Bill Simmons
- City Slickers is the Apex for the film’s two screenwriters.
- For feel-good Little League scenes the answer is not Parenthood but The Bad News Bears and Breaking Training, with Hardball and Rookie of the Year also raised.
- A fan theory imagines the Hardball coach as Keanu’s Parenthood character after moving to Chicago and picking up gambling from Larry.
- Parenthood is called up there for funny great-grandmother characters, which are hard to pull off. — Bill Simmons
- For car accidents caused by oral sex, The World According to Garp is declared the winner, recalling its driveway scene to horrified reactions. — Bill Simmons
- This film is not the road-head peak; the answer is the Pam and Tommy Lee tape, with a story about ordering it by phone before the internet. — Van Lathan
In the discussion (3)
- Keanu may be ineligible for having too many scenes; Clint Howard and the grandmother are nominees until Dennis Dugan as Gil’s boss is nominated and called the winner.
- Dugan’s boss exercises in business clothes during work hours, talks down to Gil, and lights a cigarette as soon as he steps off the machine.
- The research segment later says Helen Shaw’s grandmother lost the award to Dennis Dugan. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- Keanu Reeves seems to be in a slightly different movie with an unexplained racing career and backstory; the award, not always given, goes to him approvingly. — Bill Simmons
- Tom Hulce is the alternative: he is in the right movie, but his flight to Chile to escape gamblers suggests a separate film, and his father says he will never be seen again.
What’s Aged the Best?
Joaquin Phoenix; Kanye West lyric; Keanu Reeves; overlapping young cast; thumb trick; helium grandmother; Phoenix and DiCaprio rivalry; Garry’s room; the boyfriend’s arc; Grazer nude-photo backstory; Cure poster; Kevin’s tense face; Harley Jane Kozak; money realism
In the discussion (16)
- Joaquin Phoenix, then credited as Leaf, gives a performance that forecasts an Oscar winner, especially when his face breaks while asking his father if he can live with him. — Bill Simmons
- One participant did not realize the actor was the boy from Parenthood until after Gladiator, when a sister pointed it out. — Van Lathan
- A Kanye West lyric from Gone about a new wife and “now you’re Jennifer Aniston” is said to borrow from the film’s line about a new wife and family. — Van Lathan
- Keanu Reeves in his pre-Speed, Bill and Ted phase is fun and owns the boyfriend role, compared with David Arquette taking it in the TV series. — Bill Simmons
- The cast captures an era of overlapping young actors, with Reeves and River Phoenix making a Gus Van Sant film and Martha Plimpton dating River Phoenix; Plimpton is also praised. — Bill Simmons
- Gil’s thumb trick still delights small children. — Bill Simmons
- The grandmother inhaling helium is favored, as any helium scene is funny. — Bill Simmons
- Per the research, there was a rivalry in which DiCaprio sought the Garry role, Phoenix got it, and the two competed for parts, with Phoenix measuring himself against DiCaprio. — Bill Simmons
- Garry’s chaotic room is praised as a horror show compared with a real teenager’s room. — Bill Simmons
- The boyfriend character as every parent’s nightmare who turns out decent is a favored concept. — Bill Simmons
- The nude-photo discovery reportedly happened to producer Brian Grazer; developing such photos in the 1980s is joked about. — Bill Simmons
- The Cure's Boys Don't Cry poster in Julie's room is appreciated. — Bill Simmons
- Kevin’s tense face became a recurring reference in an early sports column, seen in a head coach during the Super Bowl and in LeBron James. — Bill Simmons
- Harley Jane Kozak, also Helen in When Harry Met Sally, is appreciated as an actor who never quite broke through. — Bill Simmons
- The film’s candid treatment of money, including Larry’s debts, Gil’s worries about private school, and summer-school pay funding a vacation, is more relatable than shows where money is no object. — Chris Ryan
- The car sex-act gag is raised but deferred to Apex Mountain.
Films in the archive
Hardball
2001
John Wick
2014
John Wick: Chapter 2
2017
My Own Private Idaho
1991
Parenthood
1989
Point Break
1991
Speed
1994
The Devil’s Advocate
1997
The Lake House
2006
The Replacements
2000


