Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 2
- Movies in this archive
- 2
Rewatchables episodes featuring Madonna’s films
Mentioned in discussions
What’s Aged the Best?
Performances, baseball, friendship, and period craft
In the discussion (6)
- Geena Davis and Lori Petty are praised as believable baseball players. — Bill Simmons
- Madonna as All the Way Mae is the leading answer because the star casting and character unexpectedly work. — Mallory Rubin
- Rosie O'Donnell's performance and her partnership with Madonna are praised. — Bill Simmons
- The Dottie-Kit arguments and Jimmy's small pieces of advice remain effective. — Bill Simmons
- The baseball settings, vendors, clothes, and Cynthia Flynt's costume design are praised. — Mallory Rubin
- The ensemble's credible play, including Marla's switch-hitting power, is central to the movie's durability. — Mallory Rubin
Recasting Couch
Diane Lane, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and Scarlett Johansson for Nicky’s wife and Ginger
In the discussion (4)
- Diane Lane is proposed for Nicky’s wife. — Bill Simmons
- Madonna is proposed for Nicky’s wife after losing the Ginger role.
- Lady Gaga is proposed for Ginger.
- Match Point-era Scarlett Johansson is proposed for Ginger. — Bill Simmons
Casting What-Ifs
Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Melanie Griffith, Traci Lords, and Sharon Stone’s audition history
In the discussion (6)
- Madonna says the role came down to her and Sharon Stone. — Bill Simmons
- Nicole Kidman was considered. — Bill Simmons
- Melanie Griffith was considered. — Bill Simmons
- Traci Lords reportedly gave an impressive audition. — Bill Simmons
- Sharon Stone’s repeatedly canceled auditions and Scorsese’s personal appeal are recounted. — Bill Simmons
- The panel prefers Stone to the alternatives. — Bill Simmons
Half-Assed Internet Research
Singleton’s director and screenplay nominations, a6-million budget,69-million gross and811 theaters are reported.
In the discussion (2)
- Singleton’s director and screenplay nominations, a6-million budget,69-million gross and811 theaters are reported. — Bill Simmons
- Cannes acclaim and Madonna wearing a film shirt are recalled as dizzying moments for the young director. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (6)
- De Niro was offered Jimmy or Tommy, chose Jimmy, and his commitment secured financing. — Bill Simmons
- John Malkovich and William Petersen are discussed as reported Jimmy alternatives. — Bill Simmons
- Liotta’s Something Wild work helped establish him for Henry, and he reportedly turned down Harvey Dent in Batman. — Bill Simmons
- Sean Penn is discussed as a possible Henry. — Bill Simmons
- Paul Sorvino reportedly considered leaving until he saw a frightening expression in the mirror and found Paulie. — Bill Simmons
- Tom Cruise and Madonna are discussed as reported alternate star casting, though the panel questions how real the offers were. — Bill Simmons
Casting What-Ifs
OJ Simpson, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Gibson, Selleck, Sting, and several Sarah Connor candidates form the casting what-if tree.
In the discussion (4)
- Orion executive Mike Medavoy proposed OJ Simpson as the Terminator and Arnold as Kyle Reese; Cameron rejected Simpson as too likable at the time and the pursuit image as racially wrong. — Bill Simmons
- Sylvester Stallone and Mel Gibson reportedly declined the Terminator, while Tom Selleck was considered because the machine was originally imagined as an ordinary man able to blend in. — Bill Simmons
- Sting is the one Kyle Reese alternative treated as credible and exciting, though Michael Biehn is defended. — Bill Simmons
- Lea Thompson, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, and Jennifer Jason Leigh are discussed for Sarah; Rosanna Arquette is the panel’s favorite alternate, while Hamilton remains perfect. — Bill Simmons
Casting What-Ifs
Anthony Edwards; Lea Thompson; Emilio Estevez as Billy; C. Thomas Howell as Kirby; Robert Downey Jr. as Billy; Charlie Sheen; Jenny Wright as Jules
In the discussion (11)
- The hosts say hundreds were interviewed, with Anthony Edwards and Lea Thompson (transcribed 'Leah Thompson') coming close. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts say Schumacher had to push for the three Breakfast Club actors, and that Emilio wanted to play Billy (called a potential disaster) before settling for Kirby. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts say C. Thomas Howell (transcribed 'See Thomas Howe') auditioned for Kirby but was too young, and that Rob Lowe was only 20 when cast as Billy. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts say Robert Downey Jr. was considered for Billy before Lowe won it after three auditions; one host loves Lowe as Billy and still sees Downey as Kevin as the sweet spot. — Bill Simmons
- Emilio's Kirby is like his Breakfast Club character five years later, yet he had one of the better careers with Young Guns, his own films and Stakeout. — Chris Ryan
- Charlie Sheen is called a bit too young and reportedly skipped his audition; one host says he could have played Alec, as he basically does in Wall Street. — Chris Ryan
- The hosts say Demi Moore was cast after Schumacher saw her storm out of a John Hughes audition on the Columbia lot; she was on General Hospital, which one host watched. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts say that when Moore went to rehab, moving Jenny Wright into the role of Jules was discussed. — Bill Simmons
- Madonna stories are uncertain; Madonna as Jules is a good runner-up, but Moore was perfect, and Madonna may not have managed the Jeep scene, possibly Moore's best acting. — Chris Ryan
- Mid-80s ensembles seem to have had about 40 actors going up for the same eight parts. — Chris Ryan
- Linda Hamilton was rumored for a role, maybe Jules or the Ally Sheedy part. — Chris Ryan
Half-Assed Internet Research
Modine's comment on Madonna; Frank Jasper's weight cuts and wrestle-off audition; Schoeffling's wrestling background; Modine's Venice Beach fan story
In the discussion (6)
- Research read on air quotes Modine a couple of years ago saying Madonna looked like Boy George and people were not impressed despite producers predicting stardom.
- Research read on air says Frank Jasper was a trainer and bodybuilder who cut to about 189, never reached 168, and had to cut again for reshoots.
- Research read on air says he got the part by hanging around the shoot, then winning a wrestle-off against another candidate in front of the producers and director.
- He shows little range and it was not a launching-pad part, though he moved to L.A.
- Research read on air says the actor who played Cooch was an accomplished wrestler who won freestyle gold with a U.S. junior team in 1978, scaled back to lose to Modine, and left the business by about 1990.
- Research read on air says that about 25 years later Modine told the Spokane paper that a driver jumped from a moving car in Venice Beach to say Vision Quest saved his life. — Chris Ryan
Recasting Couch
Cast left unchanged
In the discussion (5)
- All the actors were liked and none would be changed.
- Cruise (transcribed "Cruz") would have been an interesting Loudon but would not pull off the horny part, with a joking question about his height.
- Improvement is visible over the shoot in the house guest's performance, rough at first since it was her first movie and more believable by the end.
- A proposal to merge the Madonna singer role and the house guest into one character is retracted after learning the house guest wants to be a painter, then revived as a two-for-one.
- The car-lot fight over a lemon that brings the character to the house is hard to follow and needed a rewind.
What’s Aged the Best?
The title spoken in dialogue; early Madonna; the soundtrack; jogging scenes and Spokane skyline shots; the supporting cast; 80s locales
In the discussion (8)
- Cooch telling Loudon he is on a vision quest, trying to find his place in the circle, is loved for weaving the title into dialogue, like Shawshank and Heat.
- Early Madonna: producers worked her in, she became a huge star, and the marketing leaned on her; the Crazy for You video was Vision Quest footage played constantly on MTV.
- Crazy for You is said to have overshadowed Gambler.
- The soundtrack has Journey, Madonna, John Waite, Speedwagon, Foreigner, Sammy Hagar, Quarterflash, Red Rider and Berlin plus a Tangerine Dream score, perhaps the highest batting average of any mid-80s soundtrack; overseas the movie was said to be called The Crazy for You movie.
- The jogging scenes and wide shots of the Spokane skyline, mountains and bridge hold up, though the bridge is overused.
- The cast holds up, including Daphne coming off The Sure Thing, who is called the one he should have dated.
- More cast: Harold Sylvester, Cooch as the hunk from 16 Candles, and Ronnie Cox with a great 80s IMDb run.
- The 80s locales hold up, including the supermarket with falling Tide boxes and an accurate-looking 80s high school.
In the discussion (3)
- Four nominees: Tarantino's theory that Like a Virgin is about a John Holmes type, Madsen's line that Ladera Heights is the Black Palos Verde (as transcribed), an inside L.A. joke that slayed one host, Keitel's torture theory of pinky first then threaten the thumb, with the 'let's get a taco' clip, and Buscemi's theory on not tipping.
- One pick is not tipping, because Madonna herself negated the Like a Virgin theory; she liked the film, refuted the interpretation and gave Quentin a signed copy of her erotic album (as transcribed) saying it is about love, not dick.
- Another's favorite is the Madonna theory regardless, since artist intent is not interpretation and nobody cares what Tony Scott believes Top Gun is about; the finger theory is also loved, with a joke about a jewelry store manager living his hand life with three fingers.
Most Rewatchable Scene
The commode story; the Mr. Blonde and Mr. White showdown through the ear-cutting; the ending where Chris Penn's character figures it out
In the discussion (21)
- The opening diner scene is the first candidate: the Madonna 'Like a Virgin' theory leads into the tipping argument, and the clip of Mr. Pink refusing to tip because society says he has to is played.
- A lot of guys came out of the movie with a new vision of the service industry; one host, who had worked as a busboy and waiter for two summers, was offended by Buscemi's character and says anyone who has worked food service knows you tip.
- Mr. White is teased as woke for dropping knowledge that waitressing is the number one job for non-college-educated women; the scene is said to foreshadow the rat, since Mr. Orange snitches on Mr. Pink when Joe demands to know who did not tip.
- A low-key favorite detail is the Budweiser bottles at breakfast; Tarantino scenes often happen in the morning with people behaving as if it were night, like the wolf arriving at six in the morning.
- It occurs to one host that the crew, dressed in uniform right before the heist, should not be seen together in public; it is called ludicrous and parked for nitpicks, defended as pre-surveillance state, and the waitress they stiffed would remember five guys in black suits smoking like chimneys and drinking Budweisers at nine in the morning; Joe should never be seen with them.
- A nerd question asks whether the roving camera around the table, shooting backs and sides of heads, was stolen from someone; Terry Gilliam loved it at Sundance, it is Scorsese-ish, and the handheld over-the-shoulder following of Madsen going for the gas can feels like a flex.
- The Copacabana tracking shot in Goodfellas is the comparison, called the greatest tracking shot in movie history; a Goodfellas episode could run four hours and needs a live audience.
- The shooting style is read as naturalism, putting the viewer inside the conversation, and the scene characterizes everyone at once: a beef between Blonde and White, jumpy Pink, Orange lying in the cut watching, Nice Guy Eddie showing who runs what, and Eddie Bunker as pop critic preferring the early stuff.
- It is one of the hosts' favorite opening scenes; an opening-scene week bracket is floated, half of Tarantino's openings would qualify including Inglourious Bastards (as transcribed), and openings and kickers are what matter most.
- Keitel versus Buscemi over the bleeding Tim Roth is the second candidate: a long, escalating, well-acted scene; it is argued as the best Buscemi performance, intense, neurotic and imposing, and the two guns pointed at each other was the first John Woo reference one host caught.
- Buscemi rankings: this first, The Sopranos second, Domestic Disturbance third ahead of Fargo and Miller's Crossing; Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, remembered for 'boat drinks', Amongst Friends and Very Bad Things are recalled as the Tarantino rip-off era.
- The ear-cutting scene followed by the unexpected Tim Roth murder is the third candidate; Madsen gets the gleam in his eye once White and Eddie leave, talks to the severed ear, and the cutaway to the graffiti above the door at the perfect moment is why the scene does not gross one host out.
- Tarantino, for someone so violent, often does not show things: Marvin's head in Pulp Fiction is quick and the trunk dummy is obvious, though Hitler's body and Jamie Foxx's forty kills in Django are counterexamples; he also had no money and never shows the suitcase, and Mr. Blonde's speech before the torture is recited.
- The movie does not get many Fraternal Order of Police screenings; Mr. Orange's unexpected murder of Mr. Blonde is a great twist nobody saw coming the first time.
- Tim Roth performing the commode story, from meeting his boss at the diner through the different settings, is a candidate, with the 'panic hits me like a bucket of water' passage recited.
- He had never seen anything like it at the time: the color palette shifts to the graffiti background and the movie comes alive, Roth's energy changes completely as he learns to be the character, and it layers Tarantino's recurring themes of story within a story, seeing Freddy instead of Mr. Orange, and the former actor's process of memorizing lines in the apartment with the Silver Surfer poster; the jumps between settings were unlike anything he had seen. — Chris Ryan
- Roth gets to flex his chops with some of the most anguished yelling in a movie, but his accent is called very bad even though a dialect coach was on set the whole shoot; is he supposed to be Dutch? A rare bad accent inside a great performance.
- Roth delivering the monologue in the bathroom to cops who stand still while the German shepherd watches showed one host that writing could do that.
- Buscemi arguing about the name selections is a shorter but iconic scene, with the trade request and Joe's 'city council meeting' refusal recited; the Joe Cabot bit is saved for later.
- Chris Penn doubting Mr. Orange's story, and Vic Vega's return from prison with the Scagnetti talk and the wrestling with Chris Penn and Tierney, are thrown in as further candidates.
- The final choices split three ways: the commode story; the ear-cutting scene, taken as the whole twenty-five-minute stretch from the Mr. Blonde and Mr. White showdown to learning what a psychopath he is, since the shootings are never shown; and the ending with Chris Penn figuring it out in seven minutes, which displaced the opening diner for one host after twenty years. Three-way shootouts in general are loved and are said to have influenced one host's later work.

