Film credit
Tom Cruise
Also referred to as Cruise, Cruz, Digger Cruz
Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 20
- Movies in this archive
- 18
Rewatchables episodes featuring Tom Cruise’s films
Eyes Wide Shut
1999 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired August 15, 2023
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2018 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Craig Horlbeck
Aired December 27, 2022
Mentioned in discussions
Probably Unanswerable Questions
The unnamed enemy and alternative readings of Maverick
In the discussion (5)
- Which real country best fits the mission’s fictional opponent? — Bill Simmons
- Iran and North Korea are suggested without treating either as identified in the film — Bill Simmons
- Do Cruise’s stunt choices suggest a death wish? This is host speculation, not a personal-health finding — Bill Simmons
- The hosts discuss a queer reading of the fictional Maverick based on relationships and recurring imagery — Bill Simmons
- The imagined Maverick/Rooster domestic arrangement extends the joke — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (3)
- Kosinski is the first choice — Bill Simmons
- Claudio Miranda is also considered — Bill Simmons
- The hosts speculate about Cruise’s possible actor nomination without claiming an outcome — Bill Simmons
Apex Mountain
Post-prime Cruise, the 1973 Porsche 911, and Joseph Kosinski: yes
In the discussion (10)
- Both agree on post-prime Cruise, distinguishing it from his earlier overall peak — Bill Simmons
- The 1973 Porsche 911 receives an emphatic yes — Bill Simmons
- Connelly’s late resurgence is compared with her A Beautiful Mind Oscar — Bill Simmons
- Kosinski is an emphatic yes — Bill Simmons
- Teller and Powell may still have higher peaks ahead — Bill Simmons
- Whiplash is contrasted with Teller’s new fame — Bill Simmons
- Anchorman is preferred for San Diego — Bill Simmons
- Posthumous Don Simpson, Mach 10 and the hard-deck rule are jokingly considered — Bill Simmons
- Hamm is not at his overall peak — Bill Simmons
- The original film is preferred as the Top Gun institution’s peak — Bill Simmons
Half-Assed Internet Research
Cruise’s earlier refusal, cockpit filming and a beach-scene reshoot
In the discussion (13)
- Cruise reportedly dismissed a sequel as irresponsible in 1990 — Bill Simmons
- Kosinski pitched the Rooster relationship and Darkstar storyline to Cruise — Bill Simmons
- A professor’s records research is cited about military input in the film — Bill Simmons
- The hosts report hourly Navy aircraft fees — Bill Simmons
- Actors handled aspects of makeup and camera operation while airborne — Bill Simmons
- They note that extensive practical filming does not make all mission details realistic — Bill Simmons
- The flight-jacket Taiwan/China flag controversy is briefly discussed without resolving every claim — Bill Simmons
- Cruise’s own P-51 appears in the final flight — Bill Simmons
- The beach montage was reportedly reshot after Cruise found the first version insufficient — Bill Simmons
- The cast reportedly returned to training after celebrating the original shoot — Bill Simmons
- The sailing sequence reportedly used a J-125 in San Francisco Bay without doubles — Bill Simmons
- Bruckheimer restored a Don Simpson credit as a tribute — Bill Simmons
- Teller reportedly learned the piano performance — Bill Simmons
Casting What-Ifs
Nicholas Hoult and Glen Powell for Rooster
In the discussion (3)
- Hoult, Powell and Teller reportedly attended chemistry tests with Cruise — Bill Simmons
- Teller was selected — Bill Simmons
- Lewis Pullman is identified as Bill Pullman’s son — Bill Simmons
What’s Aged the Worst?
Penny’s idealized life, thin mission logic and rushed funeral
The panel is imagining how this might look in the future.
In the discussion (11)
- Cruise’s introductory theater message feels stiff — Bill Simmons
- The hosts jokingly connect its placement to the Nicole Kidman AMC advertisement — Bill Simmons
- Penny’s beauty, successful bar, Porsche, sailboat and almost frictionless family life seem implausibly perfect — Bill Simmons
- A crowded bar seems impossibly understaffed — Bill Simmons
- The unnamed uranium target and lack of simpler attack options raise doubts — Bill Simmons
- Cruise’s dark hair is questioned as an age detail — Bill Simmons
- The pre-mission encouragement to Rooster feels too ordinary — Bill Simmons
- The new pop singles compare poorly with the original soundtrack’s cultural footprint — Bill Simmons
- Rooster’s call sign is not universally liked — Bill Simmons
- The hosts reject some complaints about omitting McGillis and Meg Ryan, while imagining a Ryan scene — Bill Simmons
- Iceman’s funeral feels too short — Bill Simmons
Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
The romance works better than the sex scene
In the discussion (4)
- The hosts describe little onscreen sexual action — Bill Simmons
- The laughter and dark conversation afterward feel awkward — Bill Simmons
- They find more apparent passion in the original Cruise–McGillis scene — Bill Simmons
- Connelly is credited with carrying the intimacy — Bill Simmons
The Tom Cruise Award for Most Valiant Attempt to Emulate a Normal Human
Tom Cruise playing beach football
In the discussion (1)
- The hosts joke about Cruise’s rolled-up jeans and football instincts
What’s Aged the Best?
Jennifer Connelly, practical flying and measured callbacks
The panel is imagining how this might look in the future.
In the discussion (15)
- Connelly is both hosts’ first choice — Bill Simmons
- The romance is praised as age-appropriate, warm and unusually convincing for later Cruise — Bill Simmons
- Making Penny the briefly mentioned woman from the first film is considered smart — Bill Simmons
- Teller’s resemblance to Anthony Edwards works — Bill Simmons
- The casting competition is echoed by Maverick choosing Rooster — Bill Simmons
- The score reuses familiar themes effectively — Bill Simmons
- The hosts praise the feeling of actors experiencing real flight — Bill Simmons
- The opening credits recall the original without making the whole film a remake — Bill Simmons
- Coyote’s G-lock scene is praised — Bill Simmons
- The trophy, Goose mannerisms, beach yell and carrier reunion are effective callbacks — Bill Simmons
- Bob’s simple call sign is funny — Bill Simmons
- Maverick tossing the manual away is appreciated — Bill Simmons
- Maverick and Iceman texting with punctuation is a good age detail — Bill Simmons
- An unnamed enemy allows streamlined action — Bill Simmons
- Jeans, leather jackets, Hawaiian shirts and aviators lend a timeless look — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (11)
- The Darkstar opening and diner arrival are nominated — Bill Simmons
- The Hard Deck introduction through Rooster playing piano is praised for economical character work and emotional flashbacks — Bill Simmons
- Maverick defeating the trainees is nominated — Bill Simmons
- The Iceman visit is praised for restraint, typing, frustration, vulnerability and the closing joke — Bill Simmons
- The hosts question how deep the old rivals’ friendship became — Bill Simmons
- Dogfight football prompts detailed doubts about two balls, scoring, defensive pressure and strategy — Bill Simmons
- Maverick demonstrating the impossible training route is nominated — Bill Simmons
- The full final mission through the carrier reunion is a major choice — Bill Simmons
- Penny with the Porsche and the final flight provide an especially satisfying coda — Bill Simmons
- Bill favors the Kilmer scene leading into football — Bill Simmons
- Chris praises the extended finale and the lack of music during part of the mission — Bill Simmons
Probably Unanswerable Questions
Best actor ever for Limitless; oven as the NZT hiding spot
In the discussion (9)
- Asked for the all-time best person to star in Limitless, Will Smith is the first pick for his charm and emotional attachment. — Shea Serrano
- Given 2002 Will Smith or Firm-era Tom Cruise, the choice is Cruise, with early Michael J. Fox as an interesting alternative after Alex Keaton's diet pills. — Chris Ryan
- Another vote goes to Cruise, who would have learned skills like flying a helicopter or winning at race-car driving; no one loses.
- An amendment requires putting Cooper into the swapped star's movie: take 2004 Will Smith after Bad Boys 2 and swap out I, Robot for Cooper.
- Cooper as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys with Martin Lawrence is offered as the obvious swap; Cooper in The Firm is another, and Cruise didn't make enough Limitless-type movies, unlike Keanu.
- With cops coming, the oven is questioned as the best hiding place and called underrated for money, drugs or guns.
- A childhood memory recalls an aunt who hid drugs in the microwave; anything oven-related is endorsed.
- An old-fashioned air-conditioner vent, as in No Country, is always great. — Chris Ryan
- The alternative is to take all the NZT and make yourself police commissioner.
Most Rewatchable Scene
Mr. X scene; John Candy scene
In the discussion (16)
- Costner's 'ashamed to be an American' moment and his New Orleans walk with his investigators, pointing out the FBI, CIA, Secret Service and O&I buildings, are nominated; the editing is praised. — Bill Simmons
- The New Orleans scenes make participants want to drink and smoke; New Orleans is called the only place one participant still smokes.
- John Candy's big scene is quoted at length: the big enchilada, a mouse fighting a gorilla, Kennedy as dead as that crab meat, and 'Daddy-o'; his moving sunglasses are praised.
- Asked when Candy died, the joking reply is that 'they killed him'. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts want to work Candy's 'any idea what you're getting into, Daddy-o' line into NBA conversations, such as Lakers defense and Frank Vogel.
- Kevin Bacon's prison scene is quoted; he 'hits a four-three from 30 feet', culminating in a crude line one participant can't believe was in the script, likened to Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound & Down. — Chris Ryan
- Pesci's last big scene ('a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma', 'the shooters don't even know') is called great, though Pesci is said to dial it up too much. — Chris Ryan
- Pesci's wig is called out of control, and he never inhales while smoking, compared to Tom Cruise smoking.
- The first Pesci interrogation and the way Costner comports himself in the Sunday detention scene are singled out as a movie-star sequence noticed in the theater. — Brian Koppelman
- Setting the film in New Orleans lets the actors play Foghorn Leghorn, and Richardson's frames are packed with layers, such as the flambe in the restaurant scene. — Brian Koppelman
- For the Mr. X scene, Dale Die (as transcribed) wearing aviator sunglasses indoors is praised, and Garrison appearing as Earl Warren is a moment one participant rewinds to watch.
- Anecdote: after moving to Los Angeles to work for Grantland, one participant repeatedly made his wife and a friend's wife watch the Mr. X scene on Friday nights to show how the two friends talk; they never enjoyed it. — Sean Fennessey
- The Mr. X scene is compared to the 35-minute Boogie Nights sequence at Jack Horner's house as a mega-sequence. — Bill Simmons
- Two more nominations: Jim explaining the magic bullet theory, iconic once Seinfeld grabbed it, and 'back and to the left' leading to the big monologue. — Bill Simmons
- 'X is the answer' is stated over the John Candy scene, while another participant votes for the John Candy scene but says they understand.
- Also praised: the Clay Shaw interrogation, Jack Lemmon at the horse track, and Ed Asner beating up Lemmon's character at the opening. — Brian Koppelman
Films in the archive
A Few Good Men
1992
Cocktail
1988
Collateral
2004
Days of Thunder
1990
Edge of Tomorrow
2014
Eyes Wide Shut
1999
Jerry Maguire
1996
Magnolia
1999
Minority Report
2002
Mission: Impossible
1996
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2018
Rain Man
1988


