Founder and Managing Director, The Ringer
Bill Simmons
Founder of The Ringer and a regular voice on The Rewatchables. Appears in all ten episodes selected for this pilot.
Also referred to as Bill, Simmons
Stats
- Episodes credited in this archive
- 437
- Movies in this archive
- 419
- Attributed podcast choices
- 99
Across the table
Appearing on these Rewatchables episodes
My Best Friend's Wedding
1997 film
Bill Simmons · Juliet Litman · Amanda Dobbins
Aired August 9, 2018
Die Hard
1988 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Jason Concepcion · Sean Fennessey
Aired August 1, 2018
Creed
2015 film
Bill Simmons · Wesley Morris · Sean Fennessey · K. Austin Collins
Aired March 14, 2018
Get Out
2017 film
Bill Simmons · Wesley Morris · Sean Fennessey · K. Austin Collins
Aired February 27, 2018
Mentioned in discussions
The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award
Harrison Ford’s interrogation performance — disputed
In the discussion (4)
Most Rewatchable Scene
Dam chase versus the opening 24 minutes
In the discussion (13)
- Opening interrogation
- Bus fight and bus/train crash
- Marshals taking over the investigation
- Dam pursuit and jump
- Copeland’s capture
- St. Patrick’s Day chase
- Kimble calling Gerard from Sykes’s apartment
- Subway fight
- Cardiology-conference confrontation
- Final Kimble/Gerard exchange
- Mallory favors the dam chase
- Chris favors the opening 24 minutes and 20 seconds
- Bill favors the opening crash material; the definition of a single scene is debated
Probably Unanswerable Questions
November 18, 1992 Sixers–Magic game; Dr. J’s script awareness
In the discussion (2)
- Unanswerable answered: Bill identifies the filmed Sixers–Magic game as November 18, 1992 by Tim Perry, Greg Kite’s appearances and the halftime scoreboard. Barkley-trade and team-history tangents support his detective work; Wheeler’s enthusiasm for a weak Sixers team remains puzzling. — Bill Simmons
- Next day: Joe may become a major Philadelphia lawyer or represent Dr.J. The cameo raises an unanswerable question about whether Erving understood he was seated with villains; Rendell is another local cameo. — Bill Simmons
Apex Mountain
Jonathan Demme; direct-to-camera dialogue; Springsteen in film; evil Robards
In the discussion (4)
- Most Rewatchable Scene: the opening Philadelphia montage and Springsteen song, with documentary-like camera interaction. Chris calls it a possible opening-credits Apex; Bill ranks the song among Springsteen’s best, and Wesley compares the montage to local Action News.
- The opening direct-to-camera Hanks–Washington confrontation is recalled as a scene nominee. — Wesley Morris
- Apex: Denzel rejected; Hanks’s adjacent early 1990s plateau is discussed with Forrest Gump preferred. Demme is affirmed after comparison with Silence of the Lambs; Banderas’s earlier Spanish/art-house career is preferred.
- Apex affirms direct-to-camera dialogue, Springsteen’s use in film and evil Robards. Gay 1990s films and Philadelphia films are rejected; cartoon homophobia faces a Talented Mr. Ripley alternative, and the fictional Stallion Showcase prompts a joke rather than a clear award.
The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot
Opera scene’s overhead red lighting, disputed
In the discussion (1)
Most Rewatchable Scene
Joe’s family conversation; Andy’s promotion; Dr. J cameo
In the discussion (15)
- Most Rewatchable Scene: the opening Philadelphia montage and Springsteen song, with documentary-like camera interaction. Chris calls it a possible opening-credits Apex; Bill ranks the song among Springsteen’s best, and Wesley compares the montage to local Action News.
- The opening direct-to-camera Hanks–Washington confrontation is recalled as a scene nominee. — Wesley Morris
- Andy’s brief call to his mother is praised for efficiently revealing illness, severity, openness and her suppressed grief. — Chris Ryan
- The senior-associate promotion scene contrasts the old-boys celebration with scrutiny of Andy’s forehead lesion. — Bill Simmons
- Andy asking Joe to represent him is praised for Joe’s fearful reaction and attention to touched objects, the firing flashback, and Andy’s devastated stillness after rejection. One host calls it his favorite. — Bill Simmons
- The library discrimination scene, with Tracey Walter’s librarian and Joe joining Andy’s legal research, is nominated. — Bill Simmons
- Dr.J’s cameo and the partners’ subsequent villainous strategy conversation are nominated; Robards’s full commitment is admired despite caricature.
- Opening arguments and the courtroom material are praised, especially Steenburgen’s repeated fact formulation and Denzel’s speech. — Bill Simmons
- The Maria Callas opera scene is nominated and initially awarded Great Shot Gordo for the overhead camera and red lighting. Wesley objects to red’s association with hell for a gay character; Bill reads passion for life instead.
- Andy’s testimony about excellent lawyering and justice, the flashback to office jokes, and the attack on his sexual history build to the lesion reveal. — Bill Simmons
- The lesion scene is considered manipulative but effective: Wesley weighs its audience and warning function, while Chris sees a strong courtroom tactic. Wheeler’s testimony is another nominee. — Wesley Morris
- The hospital farewell, the oxygen-mask gesture, individual family goodbyes and Neil Young ending are praised as exceptionally sad final minutes. — Bill Simmons
- Wesley chooses Joe’s private conversation with his wife about gay acquaintances. His confident tirade, apron, bottle and food feel lived-in, and learning his attractive aunt is lesbian punctures his certainty.
- Chris chooses Andy’s promotion scene for Demme’s unsettling head-on framing and authentic wood-paneled club culture, compared with Trading Places’ banquet sequence. — Chris Ryan
- Bill chooses Dr.J’s cameo, with Andy asking Joe to take the case as runner-up. — Bill Simmons
Most Rewatchable Scene
Fred confronts the teacher
In the discussion (13)
- Josh initially avoids beating his father until encouraged, illustrating tenderness rather than lack of skill. — Bill Simmons
- Josh beating Shalhoub’s player and offering candy is a favorite one-scene appearance. — Bill Simmons
- Parents banished from the tournament rely on child messengers; their willingness to be confined reveals how much the competition matters to them.
- The teacher confrontation and Fred’s defense of his son’s gift are called an easy winner and perhaps Mantegna’s greatest acting. Whether his fury is justified versus embarrassing is disputed; modern spectators would record it.
- After Josh loses in seven moves, his request that his father stand closer resolves the rain scene through vulnerability. The child actor’s quiet, perceptive sadness and ability to hold his own with major actors make it work.
- Bruce revealing the certificates are meaningless shatters Josh, and the mother expels him. The scene suggests Bruce’s unresolved trauma; a Black household is imagined intervening sooner, while the child’s love of stickers is questioned then defended by his age.
- The parents’ argument defends Josh’s decency and threatens separation if competitive pressure destroys it. — Bill Simmons
- Fred offers to let Josh quit, but the boy insists it is more than a game; restoring the trophies and taking him back to Vinnie completes the reconciliation. — Bill Simmons
- Vinnie’s park lesson restores instinct and risk-taking, urging Josh to play the opponent rather than merely protect the board. — Van Lathan
- Bruce warns Fred how damaging a fall can be, and Fred replies that he understands; Bruce’s vulnerability shows. — Bill Simmons
- Bruce’s framed certificate and declaration of pride before the final match supply an emotional reconciliation. — Bill Simmons
- The final match combines psychological pressure, the queen motif, board visualization and the offered draw. Josh wins by integrating rather than suppressing his personality.
- Van and Bill choose the teacher confrontation, while Charles chooses the reunion with Vinnie.
Half-Assed Internet Research
Hughes/Chechik careers; disputed light-display influence; budget/gross; casting and production anecdotes
In the discussion (10)
- Hughes’s productive run and Chechik’s divergent later directing career are reviewed. Bill recalls The Bronx Is Burning’s compressed production schedule. — Bill Simmons
- A claim that the movie popularized extravagant house lights is relayed but explicitly doubted. — Bill Simmons
- Pre-film memories of neighborhood light displays challenge the claim that this movie originated the trend; amplification remains possible but unproved.
- A 25.5 million budget and 73.3 million gross are cited. — Bill Simmons
- Ruby Sue’s performer previously played the child in Fatal Attraction. — Bill Simmons
- Scorsese is said not to be related to Martin; a photograph links her with a young Sean Penn, without fuller career findings. — Sean Fennessey
- Randolph’s blacklist period, refusal to testify and comeback in Frankenheimer’s Seconds are recounted. — Sean Fennessey
- The opening pickup reportedly also appeared in Overboard and They Live; Chase allegedly broke a finger punching Santa and continued by kicking props. — Bill Simmons
- Eddie’s shoes recall the original Vacation gift; Holiday Road is absent, a limited unofficial soundtrack exists, Mavis Staples sings the theme and Badalamenti scored the film. — Bill Simmons
- D’Angelo reportedly improvised grabbing Chase during the SWAT raid; the hosts joke that she wanted more adult material. — Bill Simmons
Who Won the Movie?
No consensus: Scott, Levy, and the Weitz brothers; Affleck also advocated
In the discussion (4)
- Casey Affleck preference defended for brief sushi cameo; MILFs worldwide joking collective suggestion.
- White’s brothers proposed based on subsequent career; Hannigan / Leon career praise but Bill explicitly rejects Leon winner/performance.
- Scott short-term and Levy long-term proposed, Levy and White’s brothers another combined formulation; Biggs newly bankable visibility considered. — Bill Simmons
- Final Scott short-term / Levy long-term reiterated with agreement, another sticks with White’s brothers; no single unanimous winner. — Bill Simmons
Apex Mountain
Nancy Travis; Scotland; early-1990s San Francisco; haggis (probable); Weekly World News; beat poetry
In the discussion (11)
- Myers is rejected as being at his peak here. — Bill Simmons
- Travis is accepted for this film alongside The Vanishing, before her television career. — Bill Simmons
- Scotland is accepted for a 1990s run including Teenage Fanclub, the Euros, this film, Braveheart and Trainspotting. — Bill Simmons
- Pre-Silicon Valley San Francisco is accepted. — Bill Simmons
- Charlie’s maroon Volkswagen Karmann Ghia is admired, with its year and possible Kill Bill connection unresolved. — Bill Simmons
- Haggis receives a probable yes; a participant says this is where they learned about it.
- Weekly World News is accepted for its use in the plot. — Bill Simmons
- LaPaglia’s television show is preferred as his peak. — Bill Simmons
- McEwan’s Export beer is raised, with uncertainty about whether it is real.
- Scottish weddings are left uncertain; McEwan’s is corrected to a real beer.
- Beat poetry in movies is accepted.
Half-Assed Internet Research
Santini house; Michigan football; studio rejections; Nasatir; deleted Costner scene; hostile retrospective
In the discussion (8)
- The Great Santini house in Beaufort, South Carolina, was reused for this movie. — Bill Simmons
- A reunion documentary recounts a sound technician recording what the crew treated as a ghost. — Bill Simmons
- The Michigan footage came from a 27–23 win over Michigan State in 1980. — Bill Simmons
- The account says studios rejected the screenplay through seventeen pitches despite the writer’s hot career. — Bill Simmons
- Marcia Nasatir backed the screenplay and is described as an early powerful female studio executive. — Bill Simmons
- The reported deleted flashback recreated 1968 and showed Alex as a scruffy James Dean, but it did not work. — Bill Simmons
- A 1998 Entertainment Weekly retrospective blamed the film for soundtrack albums, 30-something, boomer smugness, and Bill Clinton. — Bill Simmons
- The hosts insist Kasdan’s self-critical view of the characters already anticipates that complaint.
The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie
Mrs. Nick reassurance; Alice’s dream; marriage requires deception; Ziegler’s explanation; Alice’s patient taunts
In the discussion (5)
- Ziegler’s reassurance that Nick is safely home and probably having sex with Mrs. Nick is a favorite.
- Alice’s dream description remains a preferred quote.
- Sandor’s claim that marriage makes deception necessary for both parties is praised as unusually poetic dialogue. — Mallory Rubin
- Ziegler’s blunt explanation dismissing the apparent sacrifice is nominated as a moment that makes events seem real.
- Alice’s taunting questions about Bill’s female patients and their possible fantasies are nominated for their delivery. — Mallory Rubin
Flex picks
Top Five List
Old guys schooling young guys scenes
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (5)
- The invited top-five flex ranks Joe Clark confronting Sams on the Lean on Me roof fifth, with the dangerous method questioned.
- Fourth is Rocky beating Tommy Gunn, whose provocation is said to justify the confrontation. — Van Lathan
- Third is Shep beating Kyle Watson one-on-one in Above the Rim; the deceased-friend subplot prompts a tangent. — Van Lathan
- Second is a tie between Yoda teaching Luke at Dagobah and Obi-Wan defeating Anakin in Revenge of the Sith. — Van Lathan
- After the rank is clarified as second rather than first, the top slot goes to the park-bench speech in Good Will Hunting, contrasting experience with intelligence. — Van Lathan
The most GIFable moment
I’m gambling again
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- The gambling-again declaration is proposed as an underused Pacino GIF or meme, alongside his established memorable screen moments. — Bill Simmons
- The choice is confirmed as Most GIFable Moment; Best Line is floated as another possible home for it. — Bill Simmons
Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
The overhead hotel-room sequence prompts a wish for a more provocative background encounter.
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (1)
- The overhead hotel-room sequence prompts a wish for a more provocative background encounter. — Bill Simmons
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (1)
- Jackson and Irons each dial up their performances at times. — Bill Simmons
Best Dick Ever: Best Philip K. Dick Movie Adaptations
Blade Runner best; Total Recall most rewatchable
The panel proposes a new category here.
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- An invited flex asks for the best Philip K. Dick adaptations: Minority Report, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner and The Adjustment Bureau are nominated. One ordering begins Blade Runner and Total Recall; another specifies Blade Runner, Minority Report and Total Recall, while Scanner is especially faithful in spirit. — Bill Simmons
- The Adjustment Bureau is defended by its proposer but rejected by two responses. Blade Runner is agreed to be best, whereas Total Recall is preferred for desert-island entertainment and rewatchability.
Kevin Spacey Limo Scene Award for Craziest Foreshadowing of a Real-Life Event
Pete’s tirade and San Diego State’s UNC loss
The panel proposes a new category here.
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (1)
- Craig’s flex compares Pete berating the team at halftime to San Diego State’s coach against UNC; the ensuing discussion says SDSU lost by 27 after trailing by about 38. — Bill Simmons
Best Possible Starting Five from the Actual Players in the Movie
Penny, Houston, Lynch, Cheaney, Shaq; Hurley sixth man
The panel proposes a new category here.
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (4)
- The flex asks for the best starting five from the actual basketball players appearing in the film, clarifying that the players rather than their fictional characters are eligible. — Bill Simmons
- An initial lineup includes Shaq, Penny, Bobby Hurley and Calbert Cheaney; Allan Houston joins the core. Pre-accident Hurley is praised, but wanting Penny to handle the ball pushes Hurley out.
- The final proposed five is George Lynch, Allan Houston, Penny, Shaq and Calbert Cheaney, with Hurley as sixth man. The lack of a conventional power forward is defended because Shaq anchors the team. — Van Lathan
- Ricky is suggested as a floor-spacing reserve; the lineup is criticized for insufficient shooting without Hurley, and Ricky is jokingly called a locker-room liability.
Steven Seagal Hard to Kill Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Intimacy Coordinator?
Yes: Rocky and Adrian’s first kiss
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (1)
- Steven Seagal Hard to Kill Award for needing better intimacy coordinator: first kiss feels mauling, Adrian trapped, phone request refused; saying going to kiss not sufficient freedom to decline.
Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?
Zane’s World
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- Zane’s World is reported as an existing parody, featuring Biff Malibu, Tom Byron, Madison and Trixie Tyler. — Bill Simmons
- A fourteen-minute plot-only edit with the sex removed is described as unexpectedly entertaining; the Peter North casting question is a joke rather than a reported credit. — Bill Simmons
Flex pick · Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
- The newly introduced category is explicitly selected as a flex choice. — Bill Simmons
- The listening-booth scene is the winner and is called a successful test drive for the category. — Bill Simmons



