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Modern movies need stronger sex-worker characters

Bill Simmons: Billy's chalkboard pitch is proposed as an inspiration for Alec Baldwin's sales speech in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Bill Simmons: Vivian Ward, Lana, Ophelia, and Alabama are selected for a Mount Rushmore of film sex-worker characters.

No bad ideas in a brainstorm

Bill Simmons: Do not start a prostitution business in a morgue is proposed, then inverted into a lesson about recognizing opportunities.

The film

Night Shift (1982)

Directed by Ron Howard · Comedy

105 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Henry Winkler Chuck Lumley
Michael Keaton Bill Blazejowski
Shelley Long Belinda Keaton
Gina Hecht Charlotte Koogle
Pat Corley Edward Koogle
Bobby Di Cicco Leonard Carbone
Nita Talbot Vivian Lumley
Basil Hoffman Drollhauser
Clint Howard Jefferey
Joe Spinell Manetti
Grand L. Bush Mustafa
Dawn Dunlap Maxine
Kevin Costner frat boy #1
Shannen Doherty Bluebird
Floyd Levine "Uncle" Sal Corbone

Everything from the episode

In the order the hosts got to it. Open a row for the discussion.

28:18

Most Rewatchable Scene

Prostitution chalkboard pitch

Prostitution chalkboard pitch

In the discussion (9)
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  • Billy's first scene, tape-recorded ideas, edible paper, office tour, and morgue introduction are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's card-counting story, tuna-mayonnaise idea, Clint Howard encounter, and unauthorized limo use are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The second encounter with the boss's son, his Flintstones viewing, Billy's Atlantic City story, and Chuck's recorded rebuke are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The subway Love Brokers pitch and breakfast with Belinda are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's chalkboard pitch to the women is selected as the leading rewatchable scene. — Bill Simmons
  • The clothing montage is proposed as a characteristic 1980s sequence. — Bill Simmons
  • The fraternity party is proposed chiefly for Kevin Costner's uncredited appearance and Clint Howard's freezer encounter. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's car, Operation Chuck, the Christmas party, Chuck's confession, Belinda returning to work, and the prison and lawyer-office confrontations are additional choices. — Bill Simmons
  • The final ranked preference is Billy's car reveal first, the Flintstones-watching boss's son second, and the chalkboard pitch third. — Bill Simmons
37:16

The most 1982 thing

Chuck's Rubik's Cube and solution guide

Chuck's Rubik's Cube and solution guide

In the discussion (4)
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38:20

What’s Aged the Best?

Chuck under attack, basketball, soundtrack, and comic asides

Chuck under attack, basketball, soundtrack, and comic asides

In the discussion (8)
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  • Chuck's repeated mistreatment by the dog, strangers, girlfriend, delivery man, and schoolgirls effectively sets up his eventual revolt. — Bill Simmons
  • Mr. Carbone's repeated accusation that Chuck went over his head remains a reusable line. — Bill Simmons
  • The rain-slicked alley basketball game and a bound man thrown through the hoop are praised. — Chris Ryan
  • Richard Belzer's villain and the original That's What Friends Are For are praised. — Bill Simmons
  • Chuck's mother using a séance to berate her dead husband and Billy's barbershop exit are praised. — Bill Simmons
  • The Van Halen, Rolling Stones, Night Shift, Al Jarreau, Pointer Sisters, Talk Talk, and Burt Bacharach soundtrack is praised. — Bill Simmons
  • The small asides, including reactions to Charlotte's photo and Lupe's pickle-girl history, are praised. — Chris Ryan
  • Ron Howard's racially awkward SNL promotion is discussed as a period artifact. — Bill Simmons
42:29

The most GIFable moment

Love Brokers

Love Brokers

In the discussion (2)
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  • Billy repeating Love Brokers through the subway window wins. — Bill Simmons
  • The bound man flying through the basketball hoop is an alternate. — Bill Simmons
42:45

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

The bound man through the hoop

The bound man through the hoop

In the discussion (1)
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  • The bound man thrown through the basketball hoop is selected. — Bill Simmons
42:45

The Den of Thieves Benihana Award for Scene-Stealing Location

Paradise Found

Paradise Found

In the discussion (2)
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  • Paradise Found is selected as a scene-stealing location for its improbable indoor pool and sex-club design. — Bill Simmons
  • The panel emphasizes the severe sanitation and public-health implications of combining an indoor water park and sex club. — Chris Ryan
43:52

The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop

Jumpin’ Jack Flash and Talk Talk

Jumpin’ Jack Flash and Talk Talk

In the discussion (2)
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  • Jumpin’ Jack Flash in the limo is selected. — Bill Simmons
  • Talk Talk playing through the end credits is selected as co-winner. — Bill Simmons
44:10

The Big Kahuna Burger Award for Best Use of Food and Drink

Chuck's tuna sandwich

Chuck's tuna sandwich

In the discussion (1)
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44:10

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

Underwritten Belinda and implausible jobs

Underwritten Belinda and implausible jobs

In the discussion (3)
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  • Belinda's reason for doing sex work is considered underwritten because the movie supplies no coercion, addiction, or economic explanation. — Bill Simmons
  • Chuck's choice to leave investment banking for morgue work is also questioned. — Bill Simmons
  • Charlotte is identified as an unpleasant and disposable character. — Bill Simmons
45:17

What’s Aged the Worst?

Sex-worker stereotype, smoking, Billy’s ideas, and Charlotte

Sex-worker stereotype, smoking, Billy’s ideas, and Charlotte

In the discussion (6)
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  • The sex-worker-with-a-heart-of-gold convention is judged dated. — Bill Simmons
  • Shelley Long's onscreen smoking is judged unconvincing. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's failure to notice Chuck and Belinda's relationship for months is questioned. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's supposedly original ideas are criticized as weak, already invented, or limited to Love Brokers. — Bill Simmons
  • Charlotte's obsessive dieting is described as a dated portrayal. — Bill Simmons
  • Chuck and Charlotte maintaining separate New York apartments while engaged is questioned on cost grounds. — Chris Ryan
47:49

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Mr. Carbone; Henry Winkler

Mr. Carbone; Henry Winkler

In the discussion (2)
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48:18

Is There a Better Title for This Movie?

Love Brokers

Love Brokers

In the discussion (2)
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  • Stiffs is proposed as an alternate title. — Bill Simmons
  • Love Brokers wins as the title that best states the central enterprise. — Bill Simmons
48:30

The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie

Boy, that Barney Rubble—what an actor

Boy, that Barney Rubble—what an actor

In the discussion (1)
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  • The boss’s son admiring Barney Rubble is selected as the most memorable quote. — Bill Simmons
48:46

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Modern movies need stronger sex-worker characters

Modern movies need stronger sex-worker characters

In the discussion (4)
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  • Billy's chalkboard pitch is proposed as an inspiration for Alec Baldwin's sales speech in Glengarry Glen Ross. — Bill Simmons
  • Vivian Ward, Lana, Ophelia, and Alabama are selected for a Mount Rushmore of film sex-worker characters. — Bill Simmons
  • The principal take is that modern movies have not produced comparable sex-worker characters in decades. — Chris Ryan
  • The ensemble of women at Billy's pitch is praised for representing a wide range of personalities. — Chris Ryan
50:43

Casting What-Ifs

Kurt Russell or Mickey Rourke as Billy Blaze

Kurt Russell or Mickey Rourke as Billy Blaze

In the discussion (3)
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51:15

Frat Boy Number One Award for Most Unexpected A-List Cameo

Kevin Costner as Frat Boy Number One

Kevin Costner as Frat Boy Number One

In the discussion (3)
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  • Kevin Costner as Frat Boy Number One is the example for the newly named unexpected-cameo category. — Bill Simmons
  • Brad Pitt in No Way Out is offered as another movie to which the category could have applied. — Bill Simmons
  • The name is debated: dropping Costner makes it shorter, but keeping cameo helps listeners understand the award. — Bill Simmons
52:24

Clint Howard Award for the Director Loves This Guy

Clint Howard

Clint Howard

In the discussion (1)
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52:42

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Grand L. Bush

Grand L. Bush

In the discussion (3)
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53:25

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

Mr. Carbone's nephew

Mr. Carbone's nephew

In the discussion (2)
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  • Mr. Carbone's nephew wins for his brief Flintstones-watching scenes. — Bill Simmons
  • Shannen Doherty as the Girl Scout and the opening basketball players are alternates.
54:42

Recasting Couch

Jamie Lee Curtis, Ellen Barkin, Linda Fiorentino, Demi Moore, or Emma Stone as Belinda

Jamie Lee Curtis, Ellen Barkin, Linda Fiorentino, Demi Moore, or Emma Stone as Belinda

In the discussion (3)
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56:08

What Would Tony Romo’s Director’s Commentary for This Movie Sound Like?

D. B. or a football announcer

D. B. or a football announcer

In the discussion (2)
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  • A D. B.-style commentary praises Billy becoming a love broker after his earlier ideas. — Bill Simmons
  • A football-announcer commentary repeatedly warns that the morgue business is too risky. — Bill Simmons
57:08

Half-Assed Internet Research

Keaton preparation, cast friction, and the Stutz

Keaton preparation, cast friction, and the Stutz

In the discussion (3)
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58:13

Apex Mountain

No clear individual apex

No clear individual apex

In the discussion (5)
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59:38

Cruise or Hanks?

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks

In the discussion (1)
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59:57

Best Movie-Related Fantasy Football Team Name From This Movie

Blazeland U.S.A.; Billy's Blazes

Blazeland U.S.A.; Billy's Blazes

In the discussion (1)
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  • Blazeland U.S.A. and Billy's Blazes are proposed. — Bill Simmons
1:00:12

Picking Nits

Morgue inactivity, consequences, finances, and careers

Morgue inactivity, consequences, finances, and careers

In the discussion (15)
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  • The women’s lack of depicted substance abuse or other crises is questioned within the movie’s stereotype. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy's behavior is interpreted as an unmentioned cocaine addiction. — Bill Simmons
  • The Times Square morgue is implausibly quiet on the night shift. — Chris Ryan
  • Chuck and Billy getting their jobs back after arrest is considered convoluted. — Bill Simmons
  • Charlotte disappears in the second half, making her setup scenes feel expendable. — Bill Simmons
  • Charlotte’s Thanksgiving scene and near-heart-attack reaction in court are defended as funny despite her later disappearance. — Chris Ryan
  • The Christmas party is considered too brief. — Bill Simmons
  • The ten-percent share and transportation costs are questioned as insufficient to fund Billy’s expensive purchases. — Chris Ryan
  • A fifteen-to-twenty-percent commission or higher customer rates are proposed to make the business finances plausible. — Chris Ryan
  • The business is estimated to operate for roughly one month, from around Thanksgiving until the day after Christmas. — Chris Ryan
  • The short operating period is still judged insufficient to fund Billy’s car and watches. — Bill Simmons
  • The business operating without any security is questioned. — Bill Simmons
  • The group reacts too slowly after Franklin’s murder and the women’s reassignment. — Bill Simmons
  • Billy falling from successful broker to towel attendant and his unexplained qualification as a mortician are questioned. — Bill Simmons
  • The claim that there were no phones is made explicitly as a joke while discussing that slow reaction. — Bill Simmons
1:00:28

Vincent Hanna Award for an Unmentioned Drug Addiction Explains This Character

Billy Blaze

Billy Blaze

The panel proposes a new category here.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Billy's constant energy is proposed as being explained by an unmentioned cocaine addiction. — Bill Simmons
1:04:08

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

Night Shift 2: Assisted Living

Night Shift 2: Assisted Living

In the discussion (2)
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  • A sequel would reunite Chuck and Billy in a Florida retirement community to arrange companionship for widowed residents. — Chris Ryan
  • An all-Black remake is mentioned as a less-developed alternate. — Bill Simmons
1:05:20

Is This Movie Better With…?

Byron Mayo

Byron Mayo

In the discussion (1)
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  • Byron Mayo wins an imagined morgue scene praising Belinda’s poem and proposing a freezer-drawer encounter. — Bill Simmons
1:05:41

Just One Oscar

Michael Keaton

Michael Keaton

In the discussion (1)
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1:05:41

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Billy’s drugs, prison terms, business revival, dog, and pornography

Billy’s drugs, prison terms, business revival, dog, and pornography

In the discussion (8)
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  • Whether Billy is using large quantities of cocaine is asked and treated as historically plausible. — Bill Simmons
  • Franklin’s killers are estimated to face roughly fifteen to twenty years in prison. — Bill Simmons
  • The panel asks whether Chuck and Billy could quietly restart the business after those competitors are jailed. — Bill Simmons
  • Belinda is proposed as a capable third partner who could run the revived business. — Chris Ryan
  • The unexplained attack dog and silent neighbor in the apartment hallway are questioned. — Bill Simmons
  • Whether Belinda or Lupe appeared in contemporary pornography is asked. — Bill Simmons
  • The business is imagined moving into direct-to-video pornography or cocaine distribution. — Bill Simmons
  • Chuck is alternatively imagined working for Gordon Gekko after the film. — Bill Simmons
1:08:12

Best Double Feature

Risky Business

Risky Business

In the discussion (1)
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  • Risky Business is the unanimous double-feature choice. — Bill Simmons
1:08:12

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

Billy's satin bomber jacket and tape recorder

Billy's satin bomber jacket and tape recorder

In the discussion (2)
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1:09:29

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

No bad ideas in a brainstorm

No bad ideas in a brainstorm

In the discussion (2)
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  • Do not start a prostitution business in a morgue is proposed, then inverted into a lesson about recognizing opportunities. — Bill Simmons
  • No bad ideas in a brainstorm is the final lesson. — Bill Simmons
1:09:43

Who Won the Movie?

Michael Keaton

Michael Keaton

In the discussion (1)
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1:09:56

Producer review

Positive

Positive

In the discussion (7)
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  • The producer calls the film charming, funny, heartfelt, and consistently watchable. — Chris Ryan
  • Michael Keaton's performance balances awkwardness, irritation, lovability, and pathos without exhausting the audience. — Chris Ryan
  • Keaton is proposed as a plausible Michael Scott because of that balance. — Bill Simmons
  • Shelley Long is praised, with a wish that the movie gave her more comedy. — Chris Ryan
  • Belinda's morgue dialogue is singled out as funny before Keaton takes over the movie. — Chris Ryan
  • Charlotte's rigid parents are praised as comic supporting characters. — Chris Ryan
  • The discussion closes by considering Keaton in several Tom Hanks and Robin Williams roles. — Chris Ryan

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