Friday the 13th October 13, 2026 Friday the 13th Don't reopen Camp Blood; read the Yelp reviews before taking a job as a camp cook; listen to the people in the diner Read discussion ↗
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre October 6, 2026 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Don't pick up hitchhikers; keep a full tank Read discussion ↗
13 Going on 30 September 29, 2026 13 Going on 30 "Those aren't real people, honey. Those are models." Read discussion ↗
Law Abiding Citizen September 22, 2026 Law Abiding Citizen "Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten" Read discussion ↗
Rambo: First Blood Part II September 15, 2026 Rambo: First Blood Part II Kill Rambo immediately; make your workplace a cool hangout Read discussion ↗
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby September 8, 2026 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby The lesson remains disputed between accepting second through fifth and living by “first or last.” Read discussion ↗
About Last Night August 13, 2026 About Last Night Don’t ever lose your sense of humor. Read discussion ↗
The Italian Job August 11, 2026 The Italian Job Trust everyone, but not the devil inside them. Read discussion ↗
