Film credit
Tom Cruise
Also referred to as Cruise, Cruz, Digger Cruz
Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 20
- Movies in this archive
- 18
Rewatchables episodes featuring Tom Cruise’s films
Eyes Wide Shut
1999 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired August 15, 2023
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2018 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Craig Horlbeck
Aired December 27, 2022
Mentioned in discussions
Probably Unanswerable Questions
Vincent’s future, song choices, final match, and relationship
In the discussion (4)
- Vincent might return to Child World, become a televised pool star, or be murdered soon
- The most absurd Chalkies song and best Cruise sing-along are debated; Top Gun wins the latter — Chris Ryan
- Leaving the final match unresolved is defended; Vincent is predicted to win
- Vincent and Carmen are predicted to split through his death or her marriage to a wealthy financier — Chris Ryan
Apex Mountain
Billiards, Balabushka cues, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, and sweater vests
In the discussion (6)
- Newman, Cruise, and Scorsese are rejected as apex choices — Chris Ryan
- Billiards is assigned an apex for its ESPN visibility — Chris Ryan
- Clapton is rejected in favor of his later Unplugged peak
- Balabushka cues are assigned an apex for the film’s attention — Chris Ryan
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio is debated against later films and her career path is discussed
- Sweater vests receive a consensus apex for Newman’s wardrobe — Bill Simmons
Half-Assed Internet Research
Oscar recurrence, trick shots, Doom, pool sales, and Scorsese project origin
In the discussion (5)
- Newman joined a small group nominated for replaying an earlier role — Chris Ryan
- Cruise performed every trick shot except one that would have required two more practice days — Chris Ryan
- The video game Doom was reportedly named from Vincent’s line — Chris Ryan
- Pool equipment sales reportedly rose after the film — Chris Ryan
- Scorsese reportedly became interested in Henry Hill after reading Wiseguy during production — Chris Ryan
In the discussion (1)
- Tom Cruise wins for the Werewolves of London performance
In the discussion (8)
- Hoffman would have been the pick years ago, but Cruise wins the movie, and not as a contrarian zag. — Bill Simmons
- Another voice agrees and adds that the movie is Cruise's story of transformation, his first real adult part, pointing toward the rest of his career. — Bill Simmons
- Barry Levinson is floated: Best Picture, Best Director and the number one movie, though nothing he made after is as good; he is rejected because people see it as a Hoffman-Cruise movie. — Sean Fennessey
- Removing the film would barely change how Hoffman and Cruise are viewed, but Cruise is said to need it more. — Bill Simmons
- Asked who from the last 20 years could pull off Charlie, Leo, Damon, Affleck, Chris Evans, Brad Pitt, E. McGregor, Michael Keaton and others are floated; Hanks would not be believable as a chain-smoking dick. — Bill Simmons
- A spoken tally lists two Cruise votes and one Levinson vote. — Bill Simmons
- Pressed, the answer is Hoffman: Raymond became an iconic figure, won Best Actor and launched a wave of imitators; Hoffman is the not-overthinking-it answer, Levinson the overthinking one, and Cruise the smart answer. — Sean Fennessey
- A voice says it really wants Cruise to win and feels bad; a reply says he'll be okay and jokes that he can't win the Oscar or Who Won the Movie. The count is not restated. — Sean Fennessey
Podcast choices
- Speaker not identified
- Tom Cruise
What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?
Uncut 1984 or 1985 card sheet from Raymond's room; Cruise's sunglasses
In the discussion (3)
- The 1949 Buick Roadmaster is disallowed as too easy. — Bill Simmons
- The pick is the 1984 uncut "top sheet" in Raymond's room, possibly 85; guesses at the cards include Ted Kluszewski, Reds, Sandberg, Clemens and Gooden. — Bill Simmons
- Cruise's sunglasses: a great run that reinvented sunglasses in movies, the King of Raybans. — Bill Simmons
Apex Mountain
People's Court; Barry Levinson; the 1949 Buick Roadmaster; Qantas; Caesars Palace; road trips caused by fear of flying; 97X
In the discussion (21)
- Tom Cruise: no for this movie, though a case is made for 1988; another view puts his peak at 1996 with Mission: Impossible, his first production, and McGuire. — Bill Simmons
- Asked directly, the reply is "No, I think I'm going to go with" what a co-host is saying. — Chris Ryan
- Hoffman's Apex is Kramer vs. Kramer, as decided on an earlier episode; Outbreak and Sphere are mentioned jokingly. — Bill Simmons
- People's Court never got better: crushing it in the late 80s and prominently featured in the number one movie, part of the 4:30-6 p.m. TV block with Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. — Bill Simmons
- Asked if he had heard of People's Court, the answer is vaguely; Judge Judy took it over. — Craig Horlbeck
- Barry Levinson is a yes for this period: best director and the number one movie at the box office. — Bill Simmons
- Levinson was also key to 30 for 30; once he committed, other directors followed. — Bill Simmons
- Levinson pretty much invented modern TV with Homicide a couple of years later and has perhaps the most underrated behind-the-scenes career, though his filmography is called hit and miss. — Bill Simmons
- Diner created a template everyone ripped off, and Levinson was already an Oscar-nominated screenwriter before that, having written ...And Justice for All in the 70s. — Bill Simmons
- Kasdan is proposed as the winner of a most-underrated tournament; Grand Canyon is mocked.
- Valeria Galena's Apex is Hot Shots.
- Road-trip movies: no, though this is a great road-trip movie shot sequentially; a list follows: Easy Rider, Thelma & Louise, Almost Famous, Blues Brothers, Midnight Run, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Smokey and the Bandit, Dumb and Dumber and Tommy Boy, with Road Trip, Vacation and Due Date added.
- Handheld TVs, the Sony Watchman, were a thing for about three years. — Bill Simmons
- Who's on First: not its Apex overall, but perhaps for the last 40 years. — Bill Simmons
- The 1949 Buick Roadmaster and Qantas Airlines are yeses; Qantas is still throwing the no-hitter. — Bill Simmons
- Wheel of Fortune: no. — Bill Simmons
- Caesars Palace: yes, still the greatest casino gimmick in Vegas, versus New York-New York being grim inside. — Bill Simmons
- Blackjack: no, with personal blackjack peaks recalled instead. — Bill Simmons
- A case is made for Cincinnati: this film, the Reds, the Bengals making the Super Bowl, and WKRP reruns. — Bill Simmons
- The Apex of road trips caused by a main character afraid to fly: this and Midnight Run, right next to each other. — Bill Simmons
- One last Apex: 97X, bam, the future of rock and roll, which has never been topped. — Chris Ryan
In the discussion (16)
- During filming Hoffman and Cruise called the movie two schmucks in a car and constantly worried it would not work. — Bill Simmons
- Principal photography happened during the 1988 Writers Guild strike, so the final scene was apparently winged without writers. — Bill Simmons
- The ending is questioned as unsatisfying for a Best Picture winner, since it lacks a sappy payoff where Raymond stays with Charlie. — Sean Fennessey
- A sentimental Amtrak scene always lands for someone who spent the 80s riding Amtrak between a mom's house and a dad's house. — Sean Fennessey
- Card counting is meant to be the climax that brings the brothers close and saves Charlie's business; the ending is neither victory nor defeat, and its ambiguity is liked. — Chris Ryan
- Jokes imagine a modern version with Raymond as a Marvel superhero, a Wallbrook driveway epilogue, or Lenny killing Charlie.
- Airline versions deleted the airline-accident scene, except on Qantas. — Bill Simmons
- Choosing a flight at the airport and hopping on last minute was possible through the late 90s. — Bill Simmons
- Three weeks in, Hoffman thought the movie was a disaster and told Levinson to get Richard Dreyfuss; Dreyfuss is described as Hoffman on steroids in the asshole department. — Bill Simmons
- The film was written by Barry Morrow and Ronald Bass; Morrow created Raymond after meeting real-life savant Kim Peek. — Bill Simmons
- Hoffman beat Gene Hackman for Best Actor and hugged him; they were playhouse classmates who shared Hackman's apartment on 2nd Avenue and 26th Street, where Hoffman slept on the kitchen floor before moving in with Robert Duvall on West 109th Street. — Bill Simmons
- The three as roommates is pitched as a documentary or original series, compared to LeBron, Wade and Carmelo on one AAU team. — Bill Simmons
- Asked whose career they would rather have, one voice picks Duvall and Hackman is picked as well; Hackman was the most liked by other actors; Denzel and Will Smith took movies to work with him. — Bill Simmons
- Hackman won a second Oscar for a supporting part in Unforgiven, something Hoffman never did. — Bill Simmons
- Duvall is picked as the best storyteller of the three, with Godfather and Apocalypse Now stories.
- The Replacements is called a top-five Hackman performance, with scenes apparently done in one take. — Bill Simmons
Recasting Couch
Joe Pantoliano as Lenny
In the discussion (5)
- Iris the hooker could have been a great one-scene part; Marky Post, described as having just passed away, is suggested with an 80s hairdo and a cocktail dress. — Bill Simmons
- It was a lost scene, seemingly to save money, needing a hot 80s actress who could click with Cruise. — Bill Simmons
- Laura San Giacomo is offered for Iris, and another voice calls it even better. — Bill Simmons
- A joke category about which part a co-host wishes he could have played points to Lenny, who is close to Pantoliano's Midnight Run character.
- Joey Pants as Lenny is called a much better recasting-couch answer than the earlier Iris pick, with a Guido the Killer Pimp reunion with Cruise; a voice then says "I changed my answer." — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (3)
- Valeria is ruled ineligible because she is in the movie too much, in every scene of the first half, like the third lead. — Bill Simmons
- Nominees are main man Vern and the blackjack dealer, and Levinson is proposed and agreed on.
- Barry Levinson wins; knowing he was improvising to get under Cruise's skin in that scene is called amazing.
In the discussion (2)
- Tom dials it up with the whole Cruise overacting playbook; the car seller Lenny from the opening scene is also nominated. — Bill Simmons
- Examples: the desert scene punching air and screaming, and the Missouri hotel-room ranting while waiting out the rain, cutting fish sticks in half to make eight. — Bill Simmons
Casting What-Ifs
Dustin Hoffman as Charlie with Bill Murray as Raymond; Martin Brest, Steven Spielberg or Sydney Pollack as director; J.T. Walsh as the psychiatrist
In the discussion (6)
- Michael Ovitz sent Hoffman the script thinking Hoffman would play the Cruise part; Hoffman preferred the other role. — Bill Simmons
- CAA wanted Dustin Hoffman and Bill Murray, with Hoffman as Charlie; Murray went on to make What About Bob, called a similar but different-toned lane that suited him better. — Bill Simmons
- CAA agent Paula Wagner, later Cruise's producing partner, suggested making Charlie the younger brother to get Tom Cruise in, raising objections that the two could never be brothers given the age gap. — Bill Simmons
- Martin Bress, Spielberg and Sydney Pollack all circled the film; Pollack and Hoffman legendarily despised each other on Tootsie, but Pollack got Levinson to read it. — Bill Simmons
- Levinson acts in the film because J.T. Walsh was supposed to play the psychiatrist but had a conflict. — Bill Simmons
- Jokes follow about Walsh playing the part as Markinson or as Happy Kikindale from Blue Chips. — Bill Simmons
Films in the archive
Risky Business
1983
The Color of Money
1986
The Firm
1993
Top Gun
1986
Top Gun: Maverick
2022
Tropic Thunder
2008


