Categories & segments

Jell-O floating in space, with zero-gravity vomit as an inversion

The razor-blade apple edges the huge midnight sandwich as best use of food.

The chocolate cake was favored, with Geritol raised as the alternative.

Lecter’s extra-rare lamb chops win as an unusually literal and grotesque use of food.

The box of chocolates edges Forrest’s fifteen Dr Peppers as the best use of food or drink.

Mr. Johnson’s egg sandwich

The Ryback menu won; Busey’s loogie was the alternative, and the fake cake was ruled ineligible as food.

The red slushie, vomited chicken fries, fruit roll-ups, and Red’s cat-birthday cake split the category.

Two steaks, whiskey water, and goat’s milk lead, with final-scene steak and whiskey in H.W.’s baby bottle as alternatives.