Categories & segments

Impressions and a proposed refresh of the roster

Wayne Jenkins as an astronaut is briefly imagined

Frank Booth tending bar and Barney riding the bus

Samuel L. Jackson as the marshal or Loomis, Cris Collinsworth as security guard Garrett, and Byron Mayo as Bud are the strongest additions.

Teddy KGB as Herb Stempel was the featured substitution.

Byron Mayo receives one explicit preference, while Wayne Jenkins receives the closing choice because of the Baltimore setting.

Danny Trejo in the Vietnam squad and Wayne Jenkins coaching Alabama special teams are the additions with the most support.

Byron Mayo, Wayne Jenkins and Harling Mays

Philip Baker Hall as the captain was the favored addition.

Danny Trejo fits perfectly as Ted’s rival or partner; Kathryn Hahn and Samuel L. Jackson also receive support.

Wayne Jenkins is the comic default, while Philip Baker Hall and Buscemi fit naturally and Bernthal could replace Ciarán Hinds.

Wayne Jenkins as Cyclone