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Founder and Managing Director, The Ringer

Bill Simmons

Founder of The Ringer and a regular voice on The Rewatchables. Appears in all ten episodes selected for this pilot.

Also referred to as Bill, Simmons

Stats

Episodes credited in this archive
437
Movies in this archive
419
Attributed podcast choices
99

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Appearing on these Rewatchables episodes

Grease

1978 film

Bill Simmons · Juliet Litman · Amanda Dobbins

Aired August 15, 2022

School Ties

1992 film

Bill Simmons · Juliet Litman · Mallory Rubin

Aired August 8, 2022

Unforgiven

1992 film

Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey

Aired August 1, 2022

Above the Rim

1994 film

Bill Simmons · Van Lathan · Wosny Lambre

Aired July 19, 2022

Misery

1990 film

Bill Simmons · Brian Koppelman

Aired July 5, 2022

Project X

2012 film

Bill Simmons · David Jacoby · Craig Horlbeck

Aired June 28, 2022

Hard to Kill

1990 film

Bill Simmons · Kyle Brandt

Aired June 16, 2022

Knocked Up

2007 film

Bill Simmons · Juliet Litman · Craig Horlbeck

Aired June 7, 2022

Displaying episodes 217 - 228 of 437 in total

Mentioned in discussions

Eyes Wide Shut

What’s Aged the Best?

Party joke; Kidman; redheads; Pollack; Shining echoes; piano music; natural bodies; home marijuana; taxi era; masks; timeless desire and relationship concerns

In the discussion (12)
Approx. transcript time · 00:55:39Read transcript
  • The masked party has endured as a reusable cultural joke, comparable to the key party in The Ice Storm. — Bill Simmons
  • Late-1990s Kidman’s beauty and sexual confidence are praised, from the opening nude shot to her final line.
  • The film’s many redheads are celebrated, including Sally. — Bill Simmons
  • Pollack, especially in suspenders, is praised as an accomplished director giving a major performance; his eagerness to learn from Kubrick is offered as an explanation.
  • The opening ballroom’s use of music associated with The Shining and its visual resemblance are appreciated. — Bill Simmons
  • The eerie, simple piano motif is memorable enough to imagine a child learning it. — Bill Simmons
  • The natural appearance of the nude performers is praised, with a qualification that cosmetic surgery cannot be known merely by looking. — Bill Simmons
  • Smoking marijuana at home, keeping it in a Band-Aid container, and unwinding into frank conversation are nominated. — Mallory Rubin
  • The taxi era without GPS or spouse-tracking smartphones enables Bill’s wandering, though an early mobile phone is acknowledged. — Mallory Rubin
  • Masks, secret societies, and the exploration of sexual appetite feel timeless rather than tied to1999. — Mallory Rubin
  • Marion’s confession broadens the film beyond the real stars’ marriage by showing desire expressed in front of a father, fiancé, and desired man; grief-driven vulnerability is an alternative interpretation. — Mallory Rubin
  • The film’s emotional concerns and nonspecific period make it a candidate for the best-aged1999film, with modern tracking and communication as the main differences. — Chris Ryan
Eyes Wide Shut

What’s Aged the Worst?

Married-star casting; thin mystery; later divorce; medical competence; tame party; no male nudity; harassment criticism withdrawn

In the discussion (8)
Approx. transcript time · 00:51:37Read transcript
  • The harassment by the fraternity-like group is called a poorly aged scene. — Bill Simmons
  • The street harassment criticism is withdrawn after its purpose is explained as further undermining Bill’s sexuality; the scene’s execution remains questioned.
  • Casting an actual married couple is both fascinating and painful because their insecurities become material for the film. — Mallory Rubin
  • The secret-society mystery is considered insufficiently interesting or developed for the long running time; the defense is that it serves the marriage crisis rather than a solvable puzzle. — Mallory Rubin
  • Cruise and Kidman’s divorce two years later is nominated. — Bill Simmons
  • Bill’s medical competence is mocked: the overdose response is minimal, he constantly displays his doctor ID, and he falsely invokes confidential test results to obtain information. — Mallory Rubin
  • The masked party seems tame by contemporary standards even in the uncut version; censorship and added obscuring bodies are acknowledged.
  • The absence of male full-frontal nudity is criticized given the volume of female nudity.
Eyes Wide Shut

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Wealth; costume-shop deception; mask placement; Cruise’s career; final cut; bathroom office; Ziegler’s wife; recognition; masked woman; bodies; dancing; party logistics; clerk and Nick fates

In the discussion (18)
Approx. transcript time · 00:44:31Read transcript
  • The couple’s wealth is debated: their lavish apartment, house calls, cash spending, and ability to absorb a failed gallery suggest affluence, but still far below Ziegler’s level.
  • Whether the costume-shop proprietor discovers the situation or performs a staged discovery remains unresolved; a role-play scam is suggested, then challenged by Bill’s apparently coincidental arrival.
  • The novella reportedly explains the mask as Alice discovering it and signaling understanding; the film leaves its placement uncertain. — Bill Simmons
  • The party’s organizers may have placed the mask to show that Bill has no safe private refuge, but Alice’s lack of reaction complicates that interpretation.
  • Whether the film was a good Cruise career move is disputed: his quoted discomfort coexists with saying he would have regretted declining it.
  • The film is proposed as one reason Cruise retreated toward safer blockbuster work; the later Spielberg period and public controversies complicate the timeline. — Sean Fennessey
  • Whether this was Kubrick’s final cut remains unresolved amid contradictory accounts from relatives and collaborators and his habit of endless revision.
  • Ziegler’s combined bathroom and home office provokes disbelief, though one response likes the arrangement. — Sean Fennessey
  • Ziegler’s wife may be involved in the masked party; a theory identifies the balcony pair as the couple, without confirmation. — Chris Ryan
  • How Bill is recognized so quickly is debated through the second password, taxi arrival, visible face, and conspicuous handling of cash.
  • The costume receipt in Bill’s surrendered coat and his conspicuous position outside the other guests’ formation are further clues to his outsider status. — Mallory Rubin
  • The masked woman’s immediate knowledge that Bill is in danger remains puzzling because she is participating in the ritual. — Mallory Rubin
  • Different-looking bodies complicate identifying Mandy across scenes and trusting Ziegler’s explanation.
  • Alice possibly experiencing an orgasm while dancing is proposed and strongly doubted by the others.
  • Oral sex while masked prompts a practical explanation involving half masks, mouth openings, and masks pushed upward; its discomfort remains acknowledged.
  • The party’s social logistics are imagined: guests recognizing one another, mundane small talk, food, cocktails, and the timing of the ritual.
  • Bill may have endangered or caused the hotel clerk’s death by revealing what the clerk told him.
  • Nick is presumed dead rather than safely reunited with his wife; the wife’s existence is also doubted. — Bill Simmons
Eyes Wide Shut

Most Rewatchable Scene

Stoned marital fight, two choices; masked party, one choice

In the discussion (15)
Approx. transcript time · 00:36:58Read transcript
  • Stoned Alice confronting Bill is nominated.
  • Alice’s dance with the Hungarian is praised as intensely sexy and revealing about marriage; opposing reactions find him creepy and his performance poor.
  • The confrontation over Bill’s certainty of Alice’s fidelity is a personal favorite; the performances are defended as right for this strange film even if conventionally bad. — Chris Ryan
  • Alice’s confrontation is praised for musical delivery, rhythmic strangeness, and its escalation from reassurance into a carefully controlled fight. — Chris Ryan
  • The confession about abandoning husband and daughter for the naval officer is read as a deliberately wounding disclosure, not merely an honest admission. — Mallory Rubin
  • The entire night-out sequence from Marion through Domino to Nick is nominated.
  • Marion’s painful love confession is praised and interpreted as a clue toward dream logic because it seems implausible for someone Bill barely knows.
  • The masked party builds from spectacle into unpredictable danger, producing uncertainty about where the story could possibly go. — Bill Simmons
  • The escalating strangeness of Marion, Domino, Nick, the costume shop, and the masked party is admired as a progression. — Chris Ryan
  • The costume-shop encounter is nominated for its unsettling wigs and the proprietor’s remarkable comic performance while trying to serve his customer.
  • Bill realizing he is being followed through New York is nominated, particularly the creepy music.
  • The pool-table conversation is nominated, with Pollack’s performance praised as consistently smooth and excellent. — Bill Simmons
  • The final conversation in the store is nominated.
  • Alice’s dream account is nominated for its savage description of humiliating Bill, with astonishment that a real married couple performed it. — Mallory Rubin
  • The stoned fight receives two final preferences; the masked party receives another. — Bill Simmons
Eyes Wide Shut

Picking Nits

Tame party; intoxication; roommate knowledge; apartment; footwear; beer order; stilted reunion

In the discussion (8)
Approx. transcript time · 00:08:09Read transcript
  • The orgy is criticized as too tame, with Caligula suggested as a more explicit comparison and avoiding an NC-17 rating offered as an explanation. — Bill Simmons
  • Alice’s level and style of intoxication after a few marijuana hits is questioned; drunkenness is offered as a defense, then challenged because the scene occurs after the party-night sequence.
  • Domino’s roommate apparently knows extensive details about Bill but not that they never slept together; this inconsistency is questioned. — Mallory Rubin
  • Domino having a roommate is questioned, followed by a correction that Domino is probably a professional name rather than her birth name. — Sean Fennessey
  • Domino’s unusually dilapidated and untidy apartment is questioned, including Bill having to place his coat in a tub. — Chris Ryan
  • Bill’s Ugg-like home footwear is doubted, with slippers offered as an explanation. — Mallory Rubin
  • Bill ordering an unspecified beer feels out of character; lack of product-placement approval is guessed at, while the visible bottle still resembles Budweiser.
  • Nick and Bill’s stilted reunion makes their familiarity, and even Nick’s reality, questionable. — Chris Ryan
Cliffhanger

What’s Aged the Worst?

Turner’s haircut; green screen; abrupt ending; stoner pair; avalanche shots; derivative premise; small payoff

In the discussion (9)
Approx. transcript time · 00:13:31Read transcript
  • Turner's beauty is praised while her haircut is flagged as aged worst. — Bill Simmons
  • Turner's haircut resembles Stallone's and makes them look like siblings, though her mature appeal and the style's brief popularity are acknowledged. — Kyle Brandt
  • Rough green screen and comparison with Cruise’s later stunts are aged-worst points; contradictory reports of Stallone’s comfort with heights remain unresolved. — Bill Simmons
  • The abrupt credits are aged worst; a cabin aftermath scene is desired, and the stoner characters are introduced as another complaint. — Bill Simmons
  • The stoner pair is aged worst and a possible weak link, derivative of Bill/Ted, Wayne/Garth and Beavis/Butthead; their sudden shooting is nevertheless shocking, illustrating the era's harsh violence. — Kyle Brandt
  • Shooting at the avalanche is enjoyable but inexplicable. — Bill Simmons
  • The mountain-guide premise is criticized as derivative of Shoot to Kill. — Bill Simmons
  • Gabe destroying the money without pocketing a bundle is frustrating. — Kyle Brandt
  • The reduced prize of roughly 30 million seems too small to justify continuing the operation; even the original 100 million feels light beside Die Hard's 640 million and the bribes, crew and risk involved. — Kyle Brandt
Boogie Nights The Rewatchables
Boogie Nights

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

Prosthetic; precrash Corvette in an explicitly addressed reply; dojo, first group outfits; house ranked number one.

In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 02:41:19Read transcript
  • Prosthetic; precrash Corvette in an explicitly addressed reply; dojo, first group outfits; house ranked number one.
  • Paintings, blue van, Spanish Pantalones and other fictional film posters, Little Bill painting, Corvette and mixtape. — Bill Simmons
  • Final house or van preference. — Bill Simmons
Boogie Nights The Rewatchables
Boogie Nights

Andre Iguodala Award

New award substantial supporting player below four leads, distinct brief heat check. Initial nominees Roller Girl/Scotty J/Becky/Todd/Buck/Maurice; Little Bill added, Reed excluded as lead, Colonel reserved heat check.

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:52:22Read transcript
  • New award substantial supporting player below four leads, distinct brief heat check. Initial nominees Roller Girl/Scotty J/Becky/Todd/Buck/Maurice; Little Bill added, Reed excluded as lead, Colonel reserved heat check. — Bill Simmons
  • Little Bill choice with agreement and Becky alternative/winner claim; Becky authentic funny overlooked and wished bigger career. Do not collapse disagreement to consensus. — Bill Simmons
Boogie Nights The Rewatchables
Boogie Nights

Most Rewatchable Scene

The opening Hot Traxx tracking shot (one preference); Floyd’s entrance through Little Bill’s murder; Little Bill through the Colonel’s overdose, Scotty’s arrival, and the Colonel’s advice to Eddie

In the discussion (27)
Approx. transcript time · 00:02:59Read transcript
  • Opening Hot Tracks tracking shot preferred by one for technical difficulty; Goodfellas defended as more important to its story. Crane-to-walking transition, extras and reportedly seven takes admired.
  • Opening continuous cast introduction, cigarette, skating and final Dirk turn create party energy and invite a full viewing.
  • Jack approaching Eddie is treated as next scene within broader opening. Backroom recruitment reportedly reshot and rewritten after actor rapport developed; handheld style contrasts tracking shot.
  • Mother confrontation is painful rather than pleasant rewatching, but performances and poster destruction are excellent; recalled chronology corrected.
  • Diner ambitions, stereo sales, school and first house audition recapped; diner and maternal hints appreciated.
  • Pool sequence reportedly shot in 107-degree heat; Reed/Dirk margarita routine and emerging friendship outstanding, deleted alternative less effective but revealing. — Bill Simmons
  • Colonel arrival, Buck look argument, Maurice movie plea and pool dive complete first pool stretch. — Bill Simmons
  • Little Bill and Ricky Jay discuss cinematography of the film while his wife is having sex nearby. The mistaken wording in his line reportedly came on the second or fourth take and was retained. — Bill Simmons
  • Later Kurt hot-tub direction and deleted Reed magic making Ricky Jay laugh praised; director reportedly kept rolling through laughter. — Bill Simmons
  • Little Bill conversation through overdose handling, Scotty arrival and Colonel meeting Eddie is an explicit favorite contiguous run; reaction shots and sustained hold praised. — Bill Simmons
  • First shoot ensemble reaction shots and head tilts convey character comedy before star-making montage. — Bill Simmons
  • Shopping, reviews, split screens and dancing are joyous; reading own reviews preferred to Singles Citizen Dick sequence. — Bill Simmons
  • Dance cameo and earnest Brock Landers/Chest Rockwell pitch during award trip admired; performer name uncertain in transcript.
  • Awards speech and new-house tour enjoyed, including DD curtains, paintings, conversation pit and Asian-themed dojo.
  • Fictional Brock Landers film and Angels Live in My Town admired; whether the latter was actually shot is a question, not asserted production fact. — Bill Simmons
  • New Year 1980 party or Floyd portion explicitly favored; late introductions and monologue praised.
  • Scotty showing car, failed kiss and self-reproach painfully effective, conveying outsider desire for belonging. — Bill Simmons
  • Little Bill walk, murder-suicide, champagne on car and locked door turn comic party into consequences; quiet music increases tension. — Sean Fennessey
  • Amber documentary, Reed violence-and-magic ramble and editing-bay praise enjoyed; Reed preferred to Dirk in this sequence. — Bill Simmons
  • Colonel arrest morally vital but unpleasant to rewatch; deleted Becky rescue/car-crash scene favored despite reported failed shot. — Bill Simmons
  • Dirk/Jack confrontation electrifying, with neediness and physical authority; production tension reported as possible fuel, not independently verified.
  • The Touch/Feel the Heat studio scenes and deleted mix discussion hilarious, compared to Step Brothers; intentionally bad singing possibly too deliberate.
  • Rapid decline montage compresses bank, Todd, studio and surrogate-mother beats; sequence versus single-scene distinction preserved. — Sean Fennessey
  • Molina drug-deal sequence terrifying and funny; Dirk blank stare, Todd threat, firecrackers and music praised. Reported thirty-five-second stare and drug identity remain qualified.
  • Three-song progression and wrong lyrics praised; deleted helicopter aftermath and baseball invitation meaning debated. — Bill Simmons
  • Floyd entrance through Little Bill murder selected in directly addressed reply. — Sean Fennessey
  • Other final choice is Little Bill through Colonel overdose, Scotty arrival and Colonel advice to Eddie, reiterating earlier pool-run preference. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 01:13:34Read transcript
  • Ned’s question about Munny’s solitary sexual habits is selected as the belated exchange. — Bill Simmons
  • Little Bill’s incredulous Billiards response is another favorite delivery. — Chris Ryan
  • Davey’s thirst and the promise of safe passage for water, followed by a warning not to shoot, are another favorite exchange.
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Flex picks

F1 The Rewatchables

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (5)
Approx. transcript time · 01:16:06Read transcript
  • The invited top-five flex ranks Joe Clark confronting Sams on the Lean on Me roof fifth, with the dangerous method questioned.
  • Fourth is Rocky beating Tommy Gunn, whose provocation is said to justify the confrontation. — Van Lathan
  • Third is Shep beating Kyle Watson one-on-one in Above the Rim; the deceased-friend subplot prompts a tangent. — Van Lathan
  • Second is a tie between Yoda teaching Luke at Dagobah and Obi-Wan defeating Anakin in Revenge of the Sith. — Van Lathan
  • After the rank is clarified as second rather than first, the top slot goes to the park-bench speech in Good Will Hunting, contrasting experience with intelligence. — Van Lathan

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:13:55Read transcript
  • The gambling-again declaration is proposed as an underused Pacino GIF or meme, alongside his established memorable screen moments. — Bill Simmons
  • The choice is confirmed as Most GIFable Moment; Best Line is floated as another possible home for it. — Bill Simmons
Minority Report

Best Dick Ever: Best Philip K. Dick Movie Adaptations

Blade Runner best; Total Recall most rewatchable

The panel proposes a new category here.

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:11:03Read transcript
  • An invited flex asks for the best Philip K. Dick adaptations: Minority Report, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner and The Adjustment Bureau are nominated. One ordering begins Blade Runner and Total Recall; another specifies Blade Runner, Minority Report and Total Recall, while Scanner is especially faithful in spirit. — Bill Simmons
  • The Adjustment Bureau is defended by its proposer but rejected by two responses. Blade Runner is agreed to be best, whereas Total Recall is preferred for desert-island entertainment and rewatchability.
Blue Chips

Kevin Spacey Limo Scene Award for Craziest Foreshadowing of a Real-Life Event

Pete’s tirade and San Diego State’s UNC loss

The panel proposes a new category here.

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (1)
Approx. transcript time · 01:31:38Read transcript
  • Craig’s flex compares Pete berating the team at halftime to San Diego State’s coach against UNC; the ensuing discussion says SDSU lost by 27 after trailing by about 38. — Bill Simmons
Blue Chips

Best Possible Starting Five from the Actual Players in the Movie

Penny, Houston, Lynch, Cheaney, Shaq; Hurley sixth man

The panel proposes a new category here.

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 01:22:01Read transcript
  • The flex asks for the best starting five from the actual basketball players appearing in the film, clarifying that the players rather than their fictional characters are eligible. — Bill Simmons
  • An initial lineup includes Shaq, Penny, Bobby Hurley and Calbert Cheaney; Allan Houston joins the core. Pre-accident Hurley is praised, but wanting Penny to handle the ball pushes Hurley out.
  • The final proposed five is George Lynch, Allan Houston, Penny, Shaq and Calbert Cheaney, with Hurley as sixth man. The lack of a conventional power forward is defended because Shaq anchors the team. — Van Lathan
  • Ricky is suggested as a floor-spacing reserve; the lineup is criticized for insufficient shooting without Hurley, and Ricky is jokingly called a locker-room liability.
Wayne's World The Rewatchables

Flex pick · Bill Simmons

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:18:30Read transcript
  • Zane’s World is reported as an existing parody, featuring Biff Malibu, Tom Byron, Madison and Trixie Tyler. — Bill Simmons
  • A fourteen-minute plot-only edit with the sex removed is described as unexpectedly entertaining; the Peter North casting question is a joke rather than a reported credit. — Bill Simmons
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