Pralines and Dick is the emphatic winner for a horse or band.
Dutch Door Action, The Shitty Beatles and Psycho Hose Beast are alternatives; a friend used The Shitty Beatles for fantasy sports.

Flex pick · Kyle Brandt

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Dana Carvey’s talent suggested a Steve Martin ceiling and at least Tim Allen or Kevin James-level success.
Staying on SNL, the sequel and failing to find an Ace Ventura or Old School-like breakout are possible explanations.
A stronger character performer than romantic leading man is another theory; his ability to do serious acting is questioned.
The failed television show and notorious Master of Disguise damaged his commercial prospects; family life offered an alternative.
His musical versatility might have supported a Derek Stevens movie; Sandler’s self-created vehicles provide a contrast.
Playing Dr. Evil opposite Myers could have put Carvey on the Austin Powers success path.

Zane’s World

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Zane’s World is reported as an existing parody, featuring Biff Malibu, Tom Byron, Madison and Trixie Tyler.
A fourteen-minute plot-only edit with the sex removed is described as unexpectedly entertaining; the Peter North casting question is a joke rather than a reported credit.

Garth drinking a jelly donut through a straw

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Garth drinking a jelly donut through a straw wins for its inventiveness and sound effect.