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Opening Venice heist and escape.

Bill Simmons: Charlize talking to her dad by phone is proposed.

The Venice safe heist and speedboat chase are grouped as a major choice.

The film

The Italian Job (2003)

Directed by F. Gary Gray · Crime

111 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Mark Wahlberg Charlie ‘Hustle’ Croker
Charlize Theron Stella Bridger
Edward Norton Steve Frazelli
Donald Sutherland John Bridger
Jason Statham ‘Handsome’ Rob
Seth Green Lyle ‘Napster’
Mos Def Gilligan ‘Left Ear’
Franky G Wrench

Everything from the episode

In the order the hosts got to it. Open a row for the discussion.

3:00

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

The film supercharged the later Fast & Furious series.

The film supercharged the later Fast & Furious series.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The later Fast & Furious films are argued to borrow the crew structure, location changes, driving stunts, villain, and personal bonds. — Bill Simmons
41:15

Most Rewatchable Scene

Opening Venice heist and escape.

Opening Venice heist and escape.

In the discussion (9)
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  • Charlize talking to her dad by phone is proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The Venice safe heist and speedboat chase are grouped as a major choice.
  • The double cross is proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The cable-repair infiltration is proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The date and confrontation with Steve are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The Hollywood Boulevard, subway, river, and helicopter chase is proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • Putting the crew together and explaining their backstories is proposed.
  • The driving-rain introduction of Skinny Pete is proposed.
  • The opening Venice sequence is the final consensus choice. — Bill Simmons
51:04

The most 2003 thing

Lyle claiming he invented Napster.

Lyle claiming he invented Napster.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Lyle claiming he invented Napster is the clear answer. — Chris Ryan
  • Unchallenged hacker mumbo-jumbo is identified as a fading early-2000s convention. — Chris Ryan
  • Hollywood Boulevard appearing lively is proposed.
  • Seth Green having an important role is proposed. — Bill Simmons
55:46

What’s Aged the Best?

Real vehicles and chases; Mini Coopers; cast driving; Los Angeles locations.

Real vehicles and chases; Mini Coopers; cast driving; Los Angeles locations.

In the discussion (6)
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  • The one-last-job setup and Los Angeles River action are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • Early-2000s Mini Coopers are proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • The cast doing its own driving is praised; Charlize is reported best and Mos Def worst.
  • Real vehicles doing real chases in real places is proposed. — Van Lathan
  • The Korean driving range and Samoan crew are proposed. — Van Lathan
  • The shopkeeper predicting financial collapse is selected as the winner. — Van Lathan
58:48

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

Body surfacing; Venice pan into the house.

Body surfacing; Venice pan into the house.

In the discussion (2)
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59:24

Is There a Better Title for This Movie?

The L.A. Job or The Hollywood Job.

The L.A. Job or The Hollywood Job.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The L.A. Job is proposed.
  • The Hollywood Job is proposed.
59:50

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

The heist economics and small take.

The heist economics and small take.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The crew may clear only a few million after financing both heists.
  • The $27 million take is judged too small for the risk and Hollywood Boulevard damage.
  • The gold is argued to need a value around $100 million.
1:06:32

What’s Aged the Worst?

Money song; unearned romance; Napster stalking; Stella’s plan; Statham’s hair.

Money song; unearned romance; Napster stalking; Stella’s plan; Statham’s hair.

In the discussion (5)
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  • The repeated money song is criticized. — Bill Simmons
  • The final Wahlberg-Theron romance is judged unearned.
  • Lyle cyberstalking his former girlfriend is proposed. — Chris Ryan
  • Stella announcing her father’s catchphrase during the setup is challenged. — Chris Ryan
  • Jason Statham’s hair is proposed, followed by discussion of later hair-transplant fashion. — Van Lathan
1:15:35

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

No selection.

No selection.

In the discussion (1)
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1:18:08

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Modern action logic makes the crew’s refusal to shoot Steve hard to accept; Charlize Theron mirrors Halle Berry.

Modern action logic makes the crew’s refusal to shoot Steve hard to accept; Charlize Theron mirrors Halle Berry.

In the discussion (2)
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1:23:04

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Skinny Pete; Scott Adsit; Boris Krutonog; Oscar Nuñez.

Skinny Pete; Scott Adsit; Boris Krutonog; Oscar Nuñez.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Skinny Pete is proposed. — Chris Ryan
  • Scott Adsit as the actor rehearsing in traffic is proposed. — Chris Ryan
  • Boris Krutonog as Yevin is proposed.
  • Oscar from The Office as the security guard is proposed. — Van Lathan
1:23:37

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

Shawn Fanning; Donald Sutherland; Skinny Pete.

Shawn Fanning; Donald Sutherland; Skinny Pete.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Donald Sutherland and Skinny Pete are proposed.
  • Shawn Fanning is selected as an inspired cameo choice.
1:26:24

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Put the Venice heist last.

Put the Venice heist last.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The Venice heist is argued to be the coolest and should have been the finale. — Craig Horlbeck
  • The abandoned house plan is also preferred to the final heist. — Craig Horlbeck
1:28:17

Apex Mountain

Mini Coopers; possibly Seth Green; Hollywood around 2003.

Mini Coopers; possibly Seth Green; Hollywood around 2003.

In the discussion (3)
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1:30:09

Cruise or Hanks?

Tom Cruise, potentially as Steve.

Tom Cruise, potentially as Steve.

In the discussion (2)
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1:32:08

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

Six sequels; a Donald Sutherland prequel; Stella Bridger series; all-Black heist film.

Six sequels; a Donald Sutherland prequel; Stella Bridger series; all-Black heist film.

In the discussion (3)
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  • Multiple location-based sequels are requested.
  • A Donald Sutherland prequel and Stella Bridger safecracker series are proposed.
  • An all-Black heist film prompts discussion of unequal audience perceptions of criminal ingenuity. — Van Lathan
1:34:31

Is This Movie Better With…?

Derek from American History X.

Derek from American History X.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Derek from American History X is proposed and inserted into a hypothetical Mini Cooper challenge.
1:35:40

Just One Oscar

Stunts.

Stunts.

In the discussion (1)
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1:37:26

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

Gold brick or Mini Cooper.

Gold brick or Mini Cooper.

In the discussion (2)
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1:37:38

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

Trust everyone, but not the devil inside them.

Trust everyone, but not the devil inside them.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The lesson about trusting everyone but not the devil inside them is selected. — Chris Ryan
1:37:57

Who Won the Movie?

Mini Coopers; Edward Norton also proposed.

Mini Coopers; Edward Norton also proposed.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Edward Norton is proposed because the performance is captivating on rewatch.
  • Mini Coopers are selected emphatically as the movie winner. — Craig Horlbeck
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