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The Italian Job

111 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Mark Wahlberg Charlie ‘Hustle’ Croker
Charlize Theron Stella Bridger
Edward Norton Steve Frazelli
Donald Sutherland John Bridger
Jason Statham ‘Handsome’ Rob
Seth Green Lyle ‘Napster’
Mos Def Gilligan ‘Left Ear’
Franky G Wrench

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The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

The film supercharged the later Fast & Furious series.

The crew structure, locations, driving stunts, villain, and found-family ending are cited as shared DNA.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The later Fast & Furious films are argued to borrow the crew structure, location changes, driving stunts, villain, and personal bonds.

Steven Seagal shitting on himself award for most unbelievable anecdote from the actual film shoot

Edward Norton was compelled to honor his Paramount deal.

The contract dispute, reduced payday, threatened lawsuit, and professional set conduct are retained as reported history.

In the discussion (3)
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  • A two-movie Paramount obligation after Primal Fear is reported as the origin of the dispute.
  • Paramount reportedly paid one million dollars while his market quote had risen to ten million.
  • A threatened lawsuit reportedly led him to perform, though his work on set was described as professional.

Roger Ebert's review

Three stars; a slick caper with stupendous chases.

Ebert calls it mindless escapism and contrasts it favorably with The Brown Bunny.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The review gives three stars and praises the caper construction, chase scenes, and gold theft.
  • The review says it would have inspired gratitude after The Brown Bunny.

Most Rewatchable Scene

Opening Venice heist and escape.

Other proposals include the double cross, cable repair, date confrontation, final chase, crew assembly, and Skinny Pete introduction.

In the discussion (9)
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  • Charlize talking to her dad by phone is proposed.
  • The Venice safe heist and speedboat chase are grouped as a major choice.
  • The double cross is proposed.
  • The cable-repair infiltration is proposed.
  • The date and confrontation with Steve are proposed.
  • The Hollywood Boulevard, subway, river, and helicopter chase is proposed.
  • Putting the crew together and explaining their backstories is proposed.
  • The driving-rain introduction of Skinny Pete is proposed.
  • The opening Venice sequence is the final consensus choice.

The most "year the movie came out" thing

Lyle claiming he invented Napster.

Hacker jargon, Shawn Fanning’s cameo, revitalized Hollywood Boulevard, and Seth Green’s prominence are also period markers.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Lyle claiming he invented Napster is the clear answer.
  • Unchallenged hacker mumbo-jumbo is identified as a fading early-2000s convention.
  • Hollywood Boulevard appearing lively is proposed.
  • Seth Green having an important role is proposed.

Gandolfini Butter on My Ass So It Pops in My Mouth Award

Crew-introduction montages; gold bars; fake cable repair; traffic-light manipulation.

Four repeatable caper pleasures are retained.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Explaining each crew member and origin is proposed. Chris Ryan
  • Gold bars and their untraceability are proposed.
  • The fake cable repair used for surveillance is proposed.
  • Manipulating stoplights and accurate Los Angeles traffic geography are proposed.

What’s Aged the Best?

Real vehicles and chases; Mini Coopers; cast driving; Los Angeles locations.

The Korean driving range, Samoan crew, and shopkeeper’s financial-crisis prediction are also retained.

In the discussion (6)
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  • The one-last-job setup and Los Angeles River action are proposed.
  • Early-2000s Mini Coopers are proposed.
  • The cast doing its own driving is praised; Charlize is reported best and Mos Def worst.
  • Real vehicles doing real chases in real places is proposed.
  • The Korean driving range and Samoan crew are proposed.
  • The shopkeeper predicting financial collapse is selected as the winner.

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

The heist economics and small take.

The panel questions costs, division of $27 million, collateral damage, lack of police, and why the gold was not worth closer to $100 million.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The crew may clear only a few million after financing both heists.
  • The $27 million take is judged too small for the risk and Hollywood Boulevard damage.
  • The gold is argued to need a value around $100 million.

What’s Aged the Worst?

Money song; unearned romance; Napster stalking; Stella’s plan; Statham’s hair.

The sparse basketball scene is handled separately as a sports category.

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  • The repeated money song is criticized.
  • The final Wahlberg-Theron romance is judged unearned.
  • Lyle cyberstalking his former girlfriend is proposed.
  • Stella announcing her father’s catchphrase during the setup is challenged.
  • Jason Statham’s hair is proposed, followed by discussion of later hair-transplant fashion.

Did This Movie Need a Random Sports Scene?

Yes: the brief basketball scene.

Statham’s defense and checking the ball are criticized; Wahlberg’s shot is treated as a demanded showcase.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The basketball scene is criticized for Jason Statham’s defense and unfamiliarity with checking the ball.
  • Mark Wahlberg is argued to have shoehorned in the shot to display his basketball ability.

Hans Gruber Scale Villain Ranking

Steve: five or six out of ten.

The detached performance is judged mid-scale but perversely enjoyable.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Steve receives a five and a six on the villain scale.
  • The actor’s detachment is said to work for the character.

Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?

No existing parody found; The Italian Jobs is pitched.

The elaborate proposed story is retained as a hypothetical, not an existing work.

In the discussion (2)
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  • No existing porn parody is reported. Van Lathan
  • The Italian Jobs is proposed as the title for an elaborate original parody. Van Lathan

Van Lathan Award for Did This Movie Need More Black People?

Yes: add Steve’s Black sidekick/bodyguard and more Black Los Angeles culture.

Alternatives include recasting the hacker and adding a club or concert set piece.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Steve is proposed to have a Black sidekick or bodyguard.
  • The hacker could have been played by a Black actor.
  • More Black women and young local actors are proposed.
  • A club or concert sequence tied to 2003 Los Angeles culture is proposed.

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Skinny Pete; Scott Adsit; Boris Krutonog; Oscar Nuñez.

Multiple supporting performers are proposed.

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  • Skinny Pete is proposed.
  • Scott Adsit as the actor rehearsing in traffic is proposed.
  • Boris Krutonog as Yevin is proposed.
  • Oscar from The Office as the security guard is proposed.

Recasting Couch

Replace Philadelphia; consider Leonardo DiCaprio for Charlie.

Boston or Chicago are discussed as cities; Damon and Affleck are raised before the DiCaprio case.

In the discussion (3)
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  • Philadelphia is targeted for replacement, with Boston and Chicago proposed.
  • Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are briefly considered for Charlie.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is the sustained recasting proposal.

Half-Assed Internet Research

Norton dispute, stunts, and Mini Cooper production details.

Those are the stated research areas.

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  • The Norton history, stunts, and extensive Mini Cooper material are the research topics.

Apex Mountain

Mini Coopers; possibly Seth Green; Hollywood around 2003.

Venice scenes are raised; most cast members are rejected.

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  • Mini Coopers are selected for Apex Mountain.
  • Seth Green is proposed, with Austin Powers as the alternative.
  • Hollywood around 2003 is proposed as a local peak.

Picking Nits

Cable-repair disguise; truck identification; exact road blast; border celebration; bullets, cold water, and absent police.

The heist mechanics receive several separate objections and one correction.

In the discussion (7)
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  • Stella posing as cable repair is called ludicrous.
  • Identifying the correct truck from tire size is challenged.
  • Blowing the exact road square under the correct truck is challenged.
  • Celebrating beside a one-lane border road after stealing gold is challenged.
  • Bullets traveling through water at full speed are challenged.
  • The transcript correction addresses the bullet objection but says the cold water and shared air would still kill the crew. Chris Ryan
  • The absence of police is challenged.

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

Six sequels; a Donald Sutherland prequel; Stella Bridger series; all-Black heist film.

The unmade Brazilian Job and audience bias around Black heist crews are discussed.

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  • Multiple location-based sequels are requested.
  • A Donald Sutherland prequel and Stella Bridger safecracker series are proposed.
  • An all-Black heist film prompts discussion of unequal audience perceptions of criminal ingenuity.

Is This Movie Better With…?

Derek from American History X.

The proposed addition is performed as a Mini Cooper challenge scene.

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  • Derek from American History X is proposed and inserted into a hypothetical Mini Cooper challenge.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

How do they escape the damage and pursuit? Is anyone better than the Ocean’s Eleven counterpart?

Handsome Rob is the only crew member judged capable of joining Danny Ocean’s crew.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The panel asks how they avoid pursuit after causing enormous damage.
  • The panel asks if anybody is better at their job than a counterpart in the Ocean’s 11th.
  • Handsome Rob is judged capable of joining Danny Ocean’s crew.

Best Double Feature

Fast & Furious 4.

The pairing is chosen to compare material allegedly borrowed from this film.

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  • Fast & Furious 4 is selected to compare elements borrowed from this movie.

Who Won the Movie?

Mini Coopers; Edward Norton also proposed.

The cars receive Craig Horlbeck’s emphatic choice; Norton is an independent earlier choice.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Edward Norton is proposed because the performance is captivating on rewatch.
  • Mini Coopers are selected emphatically as the movie winner. Craig Horlbeck
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