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The hero should take the security job

Chris Ryan: The hero is better qualified for security and should not leave that responsibility to the colleague; another participant has no take.

Bill Simmons: The earlier favorite-filmography claim is recalled as a take.

The film

The Equalizer (2014)

Directed by Antoine Fuqua · Action

131 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Denzel Washington Robert McCall
David Harbour Masters
Bill Pullman Brian Plummer
Melissa Leo Susan Plummer
Johnny Skourtis Ralphie

Everything from the episode

In the order the hosts got to it. Open a row for the discussion.

24:03

Picking Nits

Whether the diner really opens all night is disputed.

Whether the diner really opens all night is disputed.

In the discussion (13)
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  • An all-night diner is questioned; other Boston diners reportedly stayed open late, but the time of this visit is unclear.
  • Right field is questioned as a low-leverage position; another thinks it was left. Hiding ability is a defense and left field an alternative.
  • The player’s statistics, contribution and near collision are questions or guesses, not known results. — Bill Simmons
  • Killing six people after talking to the woman three times seems excessive. Paying9800dollars for freedom is a defense, though he may have been itching to kill. — Bill Simmons
  • Hot honey treating a cut is questioned; adhesive is only a guess, not verified care guidance. — Bill Simmons
  • When the car stops on the bridge and the guy smacks her, not acting is surprising; keeping Elena in the dark is the proposed explanation.
  • The convenient coma, exact9800dollar figure and access to the corrupt policeman’s phone number are questioned. — Bill’s Dad
  • The women are considered implausibly good-looking; this is a subjective casting complaint. — Bill Simmons
  • The researched watch reportedly lacks the stopwatch seen onscreen; agency modification is a joking defense. — Bill Simmons
  • The colleague’s Foreigner shirt seems incongruous, with irony or inheritance offered as guesses.
  • The colleague feels like a second dependent character delaying the action. Funnier casting is proposed and challenged; the weight requirement and hiring process are questioned.
  • Commercial travel to Russia and access to the protected oligarch are raised as a late nitpick.
  • Funnier Ralphie casting proposes2002HoratioSands (observed Horatio Sands; identity unverified) or1995ChrisFarley, followed by the objection that Ralphie need not be funny.
27:24

The Ron Burgundy Flute Award for the Best Time for a Pee Break

Skip the opening, with a dissent defending the setup.

Skip the opening, with a dissent defending the setup.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The opening nineteen to thirty minutes are suggested for a break or omission; another participant enjoys the dialogue and stage-setting. — Bill Simmons
27:24

Most Rewatchable Scene

The first Russian confrontation

The first Russian confrontation

In the discussion (17)
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  • The opening diner scenes divide opinion: one would begin around nineteen minutes, another enjoys the setup. — Bill Simmons
  • Offering9800dollars for freedom raises questions about his bank account, crypto, two apartments and money stashed elsewhere.
  • The gangster’s familiar threats, jokes and questions make the confrontation compelling. — Bill Simmons
  • The visible weapons, stopwatch and door-locking build tension; editing helps the improbable attack make sense. It is nominated as the ten minutes to watch if time is limited. — Bill Simmons
  • The point-of-view planning is compared with a post-Limitless supercomputer brain.
  • The sand-yard beating is called both overdone and a classic; the other villains’ horror heightens it.
  • The confrontation with the corrupt police and their painful return of the money are favorites; a whole police-focused sequel is imagined. — Bill Simmons
  • Teddy pretending to be a cop, then explaining that he has given out all his cards, is another favorite. — Bill Simmons
  • The diner killing behind the newspaper truck is praised; not shooting him outside is questioned, then explained by the need to capture him alive.
  • The foster-child speech is praised and interpreted as the villain’s history supplied by the former colleague.
  • The store massacre is treated as a sequence, with the store branding and knowledge of every weapon prompting jokes.
  • The warehouse takedown is a dark horse, including the reversed gun, money distribution and frantic accomplice. — Chris Ryan
  • Cleaning the hammer is a brief favorite because it implies what happened offscreen.
  • Robert sticking the hose in the car and rolling the window is enjoyed; breathing exhaust is questioned, though he keeps going outside.
  • The drill, nail gun and wrestling fight are highlights; a crew actor’s identity is only tentatively recalled. — Bill Simmons
  • Going to see Slavi and taking down the entire crew is the favorite, with two agreeing responses.
  • The overlooked Moscow ending is recalled, especially the shower and bodies on the staircase. — Bill Simmons
38:42

The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop

The die-alone song, Vengeance

The die-alone song, Vengeance

In the discussion (2)
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  • The store sequence’s song is called die alone, then Vengeance; that selection is praised as reminiscent of another director’s style. — Chris Ryan
  • New Dawn Fades, described as the Moby song from Heat, plays before the final credit song; all music-identification claims remain reported. — Chris Ryan
40:56

What’s Aged the Best?

Action conventions, setting, character details and music remain strengths.

Action conventions, setting, character details and music remain strengths.

In the discussion (9)
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  • Dying villains asking who the hero is and a clear sequel setup are enjoyed. — Bill Simmons
  • The massacre’s aftermath raises jokes about returning to work or softball and the security colleague leaving the profession or moving away.
  • A hundred-book reading goal and taking a local bus to the final showdown are admired. — Bill Simmons
  • Be loud about it and Russian villains are praised; Nazis are called undefeated movie villains in an otherwise unordered three-group comparison. — Bill Simmons
  • OCD divides opinion: one treats it as an asset, another says it comes and goes without affecting him. The line about looking like a Robert rather than a Bob is liked.
  • Hot honey on a wound and signature kills are discussed; when the wound happened and why the two policemen were killed remain uncertain.
  • The garage exhaust torture and Boston locations are favorites; an electric vehicle is a joking complication.
  • Identifying a profession from hands and avoiding ordinary guns are praised. — Chris Ryan
  • The music throughout is praised, with a tentative composer-credit recollection; the nail gun and other violent methods qualify the no-gun claim.
44:17

What’s Aged the Worst?

Conditional obsessive behavior, exposition and the accent draw objections.

Conditional obsessive behavior, exposition and the accent draw objections.

In the discussion (4)
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  • Obsessive behavior is considered inconsistent because it does not meaningfully impede the action. — Chris Ryan
  • Explaining the book to the young woman, a villain’s name matching a later podcast company and the Boston accent are criticized, with some defense of the accent beginning. — Bill Simmons
  • The accent improves, but the initial suit makes the policeman’s role confusing; the opening without killing and inconsistent obsessive behavior are further objections. — Chris Ryan
  • Teddy pretending to be a Boston cop is reinterpreted as having no intention to trick him; not shooting him at the door and the target taking the gun are debated. — Chris Ryan
46:59

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

The tattoo shot and dissolve to the skyline.

The tattoo shot and dissolve to the skyline.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The stretched-out villain dissolving into the skyline is praised. — Bill Simmons
  • A second selection narrows this to the overhead shot of the tattoos, which seems to move. — Bill Simmons
48:50

The Big Kahuna Burger Award for Best Use of Food and Drink

Tea is proposed, then hot honey; no cheese is another mention.

Tea is proposed, then hot honey; no cheese is another mention.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Tea bag and napkin get initial agreement, then honey healing a cut is named the answer.
  • The supposed power-line worker’s no-cheese request is added.
50:00

The Vincent Chase Award: Are We Sure This Character Is Actually Good at Their Job?

Teddy is questioned, with a defense of his earlier record.

Teddy is questioned, with a defense of his earlier record.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Teddy leaves dead bodies and problems, but his history of doing the job is defended: he had never run into this opponent. — Bill Simmons
50:46

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

Split: fake store branding; no weak link; the music-career subplot

Split: fake store branding; no weak link; the music-career subplot

In the discussion (2)
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  • The fake store name is distracting because the real brand is obvious; competing stores are jokingly proposed. — Bill Simmons
  • One participant says there is no weak link; another finds the young woman’s music career boring.
53:48

Is There a Better Title for This Movie?

No; keep The Equalizer

No; keep The Equalizer

In the discussion (1)
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  • The existing title is unanimously defended in the exchange. — Bill Simmons
53:48

The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie

Permission rather than help, and the exception speech.

Permission rather than help, and the exception speech.

In the discussion (2)
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  • He came for permission rather than help is selected. — Bill Simmons
  • The bad things speech, promising never to go back but making an exception for Nikolai, is another choice. — Bill Simmons
56:31

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

The hero should take the security job; a filmography preference and simpler rescue are added.

The hero should take the security job; a filmography preference and simpler rescue are added.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The hero is better qualified for security and should not leave that responsibility to the colleague; another participant has no take. — Chris Ryan
  • The earlier favorite-filmography claim is recalled as a take. — Bill Simmons
  • McCall could get Alina out of the country with a new identity, but may not want to expose himself. Her thanks suggests she knows he helped.
57:07

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Knowledge of the hero, softball, an outfit homage and the better sequel

Knowledge of the hero, softball, an outfit homage and the better sequel

In the discussion (4)
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  • Whether the young woman knows who helped her is debated, with her thanks evidence that she does.
  • The softball season’s aftermath and whether colleagues know his home are uncertain; easy access by some people contrasts with the Russians’ difficulty.
  • The policeman’s costume is compared with Billy Costigan; deliberate homage versus ordinary local dress is unresolved.
  • The sequel is considered slightly better, with agreement and praise for its villain and stronger motivation; the original gets credit for launching the franchise.
57:26

Casting What-Ifs

An earlier star/director version, older actresses and another director were considered.

An earlier star/director version, older actresses and another director were considered.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The reported earlier version paired Crow with Haggis; older actresses including Kendrick were considered before the seventeen-year-old won the role. — Bill Simmons
  • The actress reportedly gained weight on advice for the role; another director, associated with Drive, left shortly before the project came together. These are unverified production claims. — Bill Simmons
58:15

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Harbor, without consensus

Harbor, without consensus

In the discussion (2)
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  • The loud policeman is proposed for the award’s name, with Teddy a smaller candidate; another participant says nobody overacts. — Bill Simmons
  • Pushkin is added as another actor dialing it up. — Chris Ryan
59:22

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Messner

Messner

In the discussion (2)
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  • David Harbor is ineligible now, though he was a full-fledged that guy when this movie was made and before Stranger Things. — Chris Ryan
  • The diner intruder is the repeated selection; the villain’s actor, transcribed Martin’s Socus, is another recognizable face whose name was unfamiliar. — Chris Ryan
1:00:15

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

Several brief appearances qualify, with Ralphie’s mother singled out enthusiastically.

Several brief appearances qualify, with Ralphie’s mother singled out enthusiastically.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The former colleagues, the sand-yard victim, Slavi and the mother are candidates; no single definitive winner is stated. — Bill Simmons
  • The mother’s reaction to the returned money gets special affection. — Chris Ryan
1:00:35

Most Boston Character

Little John Looney

Little John Looney

The panel proposes a new category here.

In the discussion (3)
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  • A participant introduces a special award, initially named for a baseball player. The sand-yard victim, a policeman, the store robber and diner worker are candidates. — Chris Ryan
  • Little John is selected, followed by dialogue illustrating his manner. — Bill Simmons
  • The name is reconsidered in favor of Jim Coughlin, called the most Boston character ever. Using the category even outside Boston movies and other city versions are jokes or proposals. — Bill Simmons
1:03:07

Recasting Couch

No change; Russell Crowe as Teddy (qualified)

No change; Russell Crowe as Teddy (qualified)

In the discussion (1)
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  • One answer needs no changes; another proposes Crow as Teddy for an American Gangster reunion, while cost and suitability qualify it.
1:03:48

Half-Assed Internet Research

Locations, characterization, books and television history are reported.

Locations, characterization, books and television history are reported.

In the discussion (8)
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  • The apartment address is given; the diner was a converted floor-covering shop in Chelsea, so it did not exist as a real diner. — Bill Simmons
  • The script originally lacked background; the lead reportedly added the compulsive behavior and former-colleague backstory. More history comes in the sequel. — Bill Simmons
  • A tattoo translation and the leather-bound library’s origin are reported; the final book is identified as Invisible Man. — Bill Simmons
  • Television research describes four acting nominations and the original character’s son, played by Zabka for twelve episodes; the son’s storyline remains unknown. — Bill Simmons
  • The apartment is reported at40FalconStreet in EastBoston. — Bill Simmons
  • The diner is reported at25EverettAvenue in Chelsea, a Chelsea Floor Covering business converted over two months; these are reported production details, not externally checked addresses. — Bill Simmons
  • The upper-back tattoo transcribed C M E P T B is said to be the Russian word smurt, meaning death; spelling and translation remain unverified. — Bill Simmons
  • The book purchase is described as Proust for40dollars, while the last book set down is identified as Invisible Man; no specific Proust title supplied. — Bill Simmons
1:06:33

Apex Mountain

East Boston, the newspaper truck, Craigslist and the hardware-store killing field; major stars excluded.

East Boston, the newspaper truck, Craigslist and the hardware-store killing field; major stars excluded.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The lead and vigilante films are rejected; East Boston is accepted. The sand yard’s other film appearances remain tentative, and Harbor is rejected. — Bill Simmons
  • The newspaper truck and Craigslist posting are accepted; newspaper-placement payment is speculation.
  • A big-box hardware store as a killing field is accepted as an apex.
1:07:57

Best Race Horse Name from This Movie

The Equalizer or the quoted insult.

The Equalizer or the quoted insult.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The title and the insult transcribed fucking flip her head are the two choices; the exact insult spelling is unresolved. — Bill Simmons
1:15:06

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

The existing sequels

The existing sequels

In the discussion (1)
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  • The second sequel’s timing is corrected from this weekend to next; the reunion with the Man on Fire actress and a planned viewing are discussed. This is historical release talk, not a current recommendation.
1:15:48

Is This Movie Better With…?

Dignam is proposed for the recurring list; Buscemi or Crow could be Pushkin.

Dignam is proposed for the recurring list; Buscemi or Crow could be Pushkin.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Staff Sergeant Dignam from The Departed is proposed as an added recurring option, followed by an imagined line.
  • Buscemi showering as the Moscow villain would be exciting; Crow is another stunt-casting suggestion. — Chris Ryan
1:16:22

Just One Oscar

Unresolved; probably Denzel

Unresolved; probably Denzel

In the discussion (2)
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  • The first prompt is interrupted by more casting and travel discussion. — Chris Ryan
  • The repeated who gets it prompt has an answer transcribed then so, probably Denzel in context; exact choice remains uncertain pending recording. — Bill Simmons
1:19:17

Best Double Feature

The Equalizer2 or Man on Fire.
In the discussion (2)
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  • The sequel is the immediate choice, and Man on Fire is another pairing, imagining the earlier character survived. — Bill Simmons
  • The earlier character’s apparent death is reimagined as a coma and a future mentor role; these are hypothetical sequels, not canonical events.
1:19:17

The Andy and Red – Zihuatanejo Award for What Happens the Next Day?

The sequel

The sequel

In the discussion (1)
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  • The next-day question is answered with the sequel’s train rescue in Turkey, not an independently dated literal following day. — Bill Simmons
1:20:26

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

The watch

The watch

In the discussion (2)
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  • The watch receives repeated agreement; a sledgehammer is another preference. — Bill Simmons
  • The corkscrew is discussed, with a correction that it was left in the victim.
1:20:48

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

Do not cross Denzel, avoid the late-night encounter, and accept the mud with the rain.

Do not cross Denzel, avoid the late-night encounter, and accept the mud with the rain.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Three choices are voiced: do not cross the lead, do not speak to the women in the diner at3am, and the rain-and-mud proverb. These are discussion opinions, not endorsed advice. — Bill Simmons
1:21:03

Who Won the Movie?

Denzel

Denzel

In the discussion (2)
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  • The answer repeats Denzel twice, followed by a question about whether he ever did not win the movie. Only one ballot is guaranteed without separate speaker evidence. — Bill Simmons
  • Past and possible future episode winners are discussed; they do not add votes here. Philadelphia is only a forecast and Training Day a recalled result. — Chris Ryan
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Safe House is called very good and worth rewatching.
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The plot’s reluctant retired operative and dead wife provoke jokes and questions about her place in his past and the cover story of his death.
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John Wick4 is called a classic after two viewings.
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The desert-island filmography preference shifts from Cruise or Stallone toward Denzel, provisionally; fatigue with familiar Stallone films and the later Denzel catalog’s limited variety qualify it. A garbled Balcovic alternative remains unresolved.
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The filmography game adds De Niro and Pacino, with individual titles explaining the choices. Wes Studi, Cazale and a garbled Mastroianni name are alternatives or jokes; no completed ranking emerges.
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The guest describes East Boston’s geography, transport, changing demographics and development. Difficulty reaching it makes the character’s hideout plausible; the depiction recalls Good Will Hunting. These are personal recollections and opinions, not independently checked neighborhood facts.
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The director collaboration and reported budget, gross and sequels lead into a positive Grantland review. Its author gave no stars; a host speculates at least three, which is not an Ebert rating.
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The film is probably the guest’s most-watched of the last decade, compared with the Wick films; the first is distinguished from the second’s shorter availability.
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A hypothetical crossover puts the villain among characters and locations from The Town; it is a joke, not another film’s event.
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Man on Fire is watched whenever it is on television.
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The guest’s enjoyment is framed against a difficult Boston sports summer; no sports claims independently verified.
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Drive is considered just okay and a five-o’clock movie by one participant, prompting incredulity and teasing about the disagreement; no shared negative verdict.
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The discussion credits Gone Baby Gone with improved use of local actors, but its darkness divides rewatchability despite praise for scenes.
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