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The War of the Roses

What’s Aged the Worst?

Young-Douglas wig; pre-cellphone plot; animal cruelty; joint Christmas; foot encounter

In the discussion (6)
Approx. transcript time · 00:56:17Read transcript
  • Young Douglas’s implausible, lighter wig looks cheaply improvised despite the film’s budget.
  • Cellphones would radically change misunderstandings, including the hospital call, and may reshape the remake.
  • Modern home cameras would alter the concealment and household intrusions.
  • Cruelty to the cat and dog is painful even as deliberate evidence that both spouses are monstrous; escape for the pets is wished for.
  • Joint Christmas after separation is considered torturous for children and often unwanted by one parent; Oliver also uses it tactically to regain residence.
  • The foot encounter is considered lame and overlong despite its later payoff; whether it was completed is questioned.
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The War of the Roses

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Gavin’s conspiracy; overrated house; dog should really die

In the discussion (9)
Approx. transcript time · 01:01:42Read transcript
  • Gavin is theorized to engineer the conflict for career advantage; losing the client at the end and his actual advice challenge the conspiracy.
  • The Roses house is said not to rank among twenty desirable movie homes; seventeen initial alternatives and numerous additions are discussed, explicitly unranked despite initial numbering.
  • The dog should truly have become pâté to fulfill the darkness is argued against needing equal culpability and preserving fear over reality; a test-audience insert reportedly established survival, perhaps to protect the fatal ending.
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: Father of the Bride; Home Alone; The Royal Tenenbaums; Something’s Gotta Give beach house; Parasite
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: The Thomas Crown Affair 1999 vacation house and brownstone; The Game; The Holiday cottage. Numbering explicitly does not mean ranking; the California Holiday house is criticized.
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: Call Me by Your Name villa; Phantom Thread townhouse; Cameron’s Ferris Bueller house; Mr. & Mrs. Smith before destruction; Boogie Nights; restored Notebook house; Godfather Part II Lake Tahoe house; Singin’ in the Rain villa
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: Ex Machina; Saltburn; Downton Abbey; Ordinary People; Amityville Horror. The count is called twenty despite side suggestions.
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: It’s Complicated; American Gigolo beach house; Wall Street Hamptons house; Tony Stark’s Iron Man mansion; Anatomy of a Fall house; To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday Nantucket house
  • Desirable movie-home alternatives: Fatal Attraction; The Big Chill; Sleeping with the Enemy beach house and later hiding-place house; Unfaithful house and admired apartment; Forrest Gump
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The War of the Roses

Apex Mountain

Danny DeVito; Title 16-904, section C; urinating on fish

In the discussion (7)
Approx. transcript time · 01:16:42Read transcript
  • Douglas is rejected for 1987 and Turner for her mid-1980s peak.
  • The 1960 Morgan Plus 4 is nominated, with uncertain claims that only four of that version existed and one was destroyed.
  • DeVito is affirmed around this film and Twins.
  • Movie/revenge pâté is nominated, but cooking an important person into food is assigned elsewhere through a pie comparison.
  • Divorce movies are rejected in favor of Kramer vs. Kramer; Marriage Story remains a personal favorite.
  • The lawyers-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean joke is disputed with Philadelphia; marriage-ruining houses lose to The Money Pit.
  • Title 16-904 section C and urinating on fish are affirmed; Sean Astin is rejected.
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