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Flex pick · Chris Ryan

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:06:34Read transcript
  • An explicit CR flex invitation introduces the need for a Grodin/Cannon scene, contrasting her appeal with his full-pajama never-nude presentation. — Chris Ryan
  • The film’s PG restraint and chaste central kiss are noted; a PG13 assumption is corrected as anachronistic. The film is said to cry out for a sex scene, with jokes about Beatty’s restraint.
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Heaven Can Wait

What’s Aged the Worst?

Rich-quarterback novelty; generic Beatty character names; quarterback statistics and safety; displacement; Betty’s absence; saxophone continuity; final-play catch

In the discussion (6)
Approx. transcript time · 01:09:50Read transcript
  • The rich-quarterback remark now sounds ordinary. Beatty’s repeated plain character names are mocked and defended as fitting his everyman roles.
  • Jarrett’s60percent completion and18touchdowns initially seem unimpressive, but a live statistical lookup mistakenly reads interceptions before correcting that18TDs ranked highly. Violent play and weak protection remain concerns; the modern Garoppolo analogy is hypothetical.
  • The planned displacement of1760 Paglim residents for a refinery raises an objection about taking homes; eminent-domain applicability in England is uncertain.
  • A demand for more displacement context meets references to urban renewal and history. Betty leaving her teaching job during the school year is questioned and defended because the school itself is threatened; her lack of partner/kids is discussed with jokes.
  • The instrument is inconsistently called clarinet/saxophone, and its unexplained appearance at Jarrett’s locker is challenged; a possible heavenly delivery is speculative.
  • The final catch/fumble looks like an incomplete pass to two speakers. Craig’s prompted response instead finds the sixty-yard overtime quarterback score under-celebrated, and the lack of announcer excitement is criticized.
In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:14:52Read transcript
  • Jack Warden dials up the shouting during the murder-confession scene; his prolonged screaming is the overacting choice.
  • Less murder-mystery time and five more Super Bowl plays are preferred; a Stevie Nicks/Eagles halftime scene is an imagined alternative.
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Heaven Can Wait

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Horror interpretation; Mr. Jordan inventing take culture; Julie Christie as the most attractive British woman

In the discussion (5)
Approx. transcript time · 01:15:34Read transcript
  • Van calls the film horror: repeated deaths, mistaken removal and loss of memory could be torture by a devil rather than benevolent heaven. Another voice argues the lovers’ souls remain connected; Van doubts it. — Van Lathan
  • A new spontaneous take casts Joe as selfishly using bodies for one game; objections note he was taken early and his hosts would die. The selection montage is compared with Final Destination as hidden horror.
  • Keeping memories would be kinder but weaken the ending. Possible Jarrett family obligations complicate possession. A horror sequel imagines competing souls, a broken saxophone and the title Heaven Will Not Wait/Get My Body Back; Mr. Jordan as devil remains speculation.
  • Mr. Jordan’s aphorism is said jokingly to invent Jim Rome’s contrarian take culture.
  • A speaker calls Christie the most attractive British woman, with Hurley the other finalist. Mirren is an alternate; Eva Green’s assumed British identity is corrected to French. Christie remains the original choice.
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Van Lathan Award for Did This Movie Need More Black People?

Black teammates in the mansion; Black Max or Tom Jarrett

In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 01:21:30Read transcript
  • Joe convincing his Black teammates and bringing the receiver/linebacker rooms into the mansion is imagined as missed comedy.
  • Black Max or Jarrett is suggested; a tentative McConaughey now-imagine-he’s-Black caveat is proposed. Social consequences of becoming a Black quarterback in1978 are considered, with Derek Jenkins only an invented name.
  • A sequel with a Black backup becoming a record-breaking champion is floated, then contemporary Joe Milton play is debated.
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Casting What-Ifs

Cary Grant; Diane Keaton; Arthur Penn; Mike Nichols; Peter Bogdanovich

In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 01:23:48Read transcript
  • Retired Grant reportedly declined a million dollars for Mr. Jordan, offered by Beatty with Cannon enlisted to persuade him. Mason in The Verdict and as Captain Nemo is praised, with evil Mason preferred. Keaton was allegedly the first female-lead choice; Henry reports actress testing and a preference for Christie, but the pronoun does not securely identify whose preference this was.
  • The repetition of a small group of stars in casting anecdotes is discussed; Beatty is retrospectively ranked first with Newman/Redford2a/2b for financing clout. Eastwood’s reliability and narrow fit are debated; Jack Horner is a hypothetical role for him.
  • Arthur Penn, Mike Nichols and Bogdanovich were considered before Beatty took directing duties. Henry reportedly handled other actors in scenes with Beatty, leading to a question about the division of work.
  • Henry’s biography remarks are described as bitter; a Neil Diamond Heaven Can Wait song was allegedly composed then rejected.
In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 01:26:45Read transcript
  • The Rams coach performer Dolph Sweet is nominated via his Give me a break role; spelling and sitcom credit remain reported.
  • John Randolph as Rams owner is another choice.
  • The boardroom performer transcribed William Bogart is nominated via Small Wonder; the observed name remains unresolved.
In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 01:27:26Read transcript
  • Cannon is initially selected as eligible, with Grodin another possible choice.
  • Warden or Mason are proposed, but Warden is in too much; Mason is kept while Cannon’s Oscar nomination and disputed billing complicate the conversation.
  • Deacon Jones is then offered for a few lines, receiving assent; no clear unanimous winner resolves all prior choices.
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Heaven Can Wait

Half-Assed Internet Research

Co-director Oscar history; Christie’s reported on-set criticism

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:28:31Read transcript
  • The hosts report four co-director Oscar nomination instances: two Coen films, this film, and West Side Story; the Academy preference against pairs is a reported rule, not verified guidance.
  • Biskind’s book allegedly describes Christie insulting Beatty’s commercial choices while smiling in a wide-shot conversation. Speakers defend the quality of the preceding films and this one; ensuing nationality/history jokes are banter, not credited film facts.
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