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Other: Andre Iguodala Award
Core: Apex Mountain
Other: Best Cameo
Segments: Best Double Feature
Other: Best Hang / Worst Hang
Other: Best IMDb Stat Padding
Other: Best Movie-Related Fantasy Football Team Name From This Movie
Other: Best Overly Aggressive Facial Hair or Hairstyle
Other: Best Race Horse Name from This Movie
Other: Best Soundtrack Song
Other: Biggest Oscar Travesty
Other: Blind Call to Russillo
Other: Borat Sagdiyev Rancid Body Odor Award
Other: Brandy Booth Award for Best Performance by a Pet
Other: Cameo Corner
Segments: Casting What-Ifs
Other: Catherine Tramell Award: Would You Throw Your Life Away for This Obvious Stay-Away?
Other: Chest Rockwell / Brock Landers Award for Best Character Name
Other: Clarence Worley Should Have Died
Other: Clint Howard Award for the Director Loves This Guy
Other: Craziest Kubrick Story From This Movie
Other: Cringiest Quote
Core: Cruise or Hanks?
Other: Denzel or Will?
Other: Did This Movie Need a Random Sports Scene?
Other: Dorfler’s Door Award for How Much Did That Hurt?
Other: Dracula the Musical Award for Best Imitation of Real Art
Other: Dr. Claire Lewicki Award for Worst Character Name
Other: Dr. Richard Kimble Inappropriate Body Award
Other: Elisabeth Shue Inventing Cold Fusion Award
Segments: Fantasy Draft of Movie Players
Other: Favorite Kill
Other: Female Sex-Killer Mount Rushmore
Flex: Five Movies Not Getting Greenlit in 2026
Segments: Five-Word Description of the Movie
Other: Floyd Gondolli Enjoyment Award
Other: Frat Boy Number One Award for Most Unexpected A-List Cameo
Other: Gandolfini Butter on My Ass So It Pops in My Mouth Award
Other: George Ellerby “Two Weeks with Pay” Award for Character Who Should Have Been Fired
Other: Greatest Exchange
Other: Greatest San Francisco Movie/TV House of All Time
Segments: Half-Assed Internet Research
Other: Hall of Fame Plaque
Other: Hans Gruber Scale Villain Ranking
Other: He Got Game Hooker Scene Award for Most Awkward Walk-In
Segments: Hottest Job for a Male Love Interest in a Romantic Comedy
Segments: How Long Do They Stay Together?
Segments: How Well Do You Know This Movie?
Other: How Would Van Lathan Get Out of This One?
Core: Is There a Better Title for This Movie?
Other: Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?
Core: Is This Movie Better With…?
Other: It’s a Weird One for You
Other: I Used to Fuck Guys Like You in Prison Award for Craziest Quote
Other: Jamie Lee Curtis Unnecessary Nudity Award
Flex: Jesse Eisenberg “That’s good. You should be proud of that right there. Don’t worry if you don’t make it any further” Award for Best Line Reading
Other: Jesse in Before Sunrise Award for the Character Who Should Have Smoked but Didn’t
Other: Judd Nelson New Jack City Award for Being in the Wrong Movie
Other: Judith Myers Award for First Horror-Movie Victim
Core: Just One Oscar
Other: Kyle Lowry Award for Best Seventh Man
Other: Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
Flex: Marion Cobretti Pizza Cutting Award: Why Didn’t They Stop This on Set?
Flex: Mila Kunis Forgetting Sarah Marshall Award: Is This the Hottest This Person Has Ever Been in a Movie?
Other: Most Boston Character
Other: Most Delightfully and Ridiculously Improbable Moment
Other: Most Popular Meme That Came From This Movie
Core: Most Rewatchable Scene
Segments: Mount Rushmore for Butlers
Segments: Mount Rushmore for Christmas Movies
Segments: Mount Rushmore for Kidnapping Movies
Segments: Mount Rushmore for Philadelphia Movies
Segments: Mount Rushmore of Movie Presidents
Other: Nerd Corner
Other: “OK, Motherfucker” Award for When the Movie Goes Up a Notch
Segments: Oscars Over-Under
Other: Perfect Age to See This Movie
Other: Pete Berg Award for Underacting, a.k.a. the Ambien Award for the Sleepiest Actor
Other: Pick a Jennifer
Segments: Picking Nits
Segments: Probably Unanswerable Questions
Segments: Producer review
Other: Ratso Rizzo I’m Walking Here Award for Most New York Quote
Segments: Really Fun Deleted Scenes
Segments: Recasting Couch
Other: References You Missed as a Child
Segments: Rickman Villain Scale
Segments: Roger Ebert's review
Flex: Sasha Jenkins Award for Actor Who You Can’t Believe Didn’t Become a Bigger Star
Other: Scorsese or Spielberg?
Other: Sean Fennessey Award for Stealth Homage That Gives Every Movie Nerd a Criterion Orgasm
Core: Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake
Other: Special Spinoff of the Dion Waiters Award for Best Special Character Played by Eddie or Arsenio
Other: Steven Seagal Hard to Kill Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Intimacy Coordinator?
Other: Steven Seagal shitting on himself award for most unbelievable anecdote from the actual film shoot
Other: Ted Levine Award for a Performance So Good and Distinct That It May Have Ruined the Actor’s Career
Other: The Action Is the Juice Award for Best Milking of the Moment
Other: The Amanda Dobbins Award for Best Piece of Real Estate
Other: The Andy and Red – Zihuatanejo Award for What Happens the Next Day?
Other: The Big Kahuna Burger Award for Best Use of Food and Drink
Other: The Billy Batts / Jack Woltz Award for Biting, Scalable Insult
Core: The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film
Other: The Cliff Booth Award: Is This Movie Better if the Main Character Had a Pet?
Core: The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson
Other: The Dan Campbell Scale for “Holy Shit, Are They Really Going for It Right Now?”
Other: The Danny McBride Award for Playing Yourself
Other: The Den of Thieves Benihana Award for Scene-Stealing Location
Other: The Devil Wears Prada Award: Perfect for What It Is Trying to Do
Core: The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance
Other: The Edie Falco in Cop Land Award for the Character Made Hotter by Smoking
Other: The Estelle Reiner “I’ll Have What She’s Having” Award for Best Contribution with Two or Fewer Lines
Other: The Ewing Theory Award for Best Theory
Core: The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot
Core: The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award
Other: The most GIFable moment
Core: The most "year the movie came out" thing
Other: The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie
Flex: The Proof of Life / David Caruso Award for a Character Who Should Have Been Spun Off into Their Own Sequel
Other: The Reverse Vivian Award for Worst Clothes
Other: The Rick Dalton Award for the Greatest Fucking Acting I’ve Ever Seen
Other: The Ron Burgundy Flute Award for the Best Time for a Pee Break
Other: The Rose From Titanic “Sneaky Suck” Award
Core: The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award
Other: The Sean Penn “I Brought My Own Pack” Award for Excellence in On-Screen Smoking
Other: The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop
Core: The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Other: The Teddy KGB Award for the Actor in a Completely Different Movie
Other: The Tom Cruise Award for Most Valiant Attempt to Emulate a Normal Human
Other: The Vincent Chase Award: Are We Sure This Character Is Actually Good at Their Job?
Other: The Vivian Award for Best Clothes
Other: Third Act Meltdown
Other: Todd Parker Award for Best Character Entrance
Other: Tom Cruise Award for Bad Smoking
Other: Tom Sizemore Action Is the Juice Award for Best Toe-to-Toe Moment
Other: Top Five List
Segments: Top Ten List
Other: Unintentional Comedy Award
Other: Van Lathan Award for Did This Movie Need More Black People?
Other: Watch Party: Best Viewing Scenario
Other: What Is the Thing Bill Would Say on This Podcast That Would Make Us All Uncomfortable?
Core: What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?
Other: What role would Philip Seymour Hoffman play?
Core: What’s Aged the Best?
Core: What’s Aged the Worst?
Segments: What Would Tony Romo’s Director’s Commentary for This Movie Sound Like?
Other: When I Would Have Died
Other: Which Sports-Movie Event Would You Most Want to Attend?
Other: Who Is Your Favorite Old Married Couple Out of the Six?
Other: Who Was Dumber?
Core: Who Won the Movie?
Other: Worst Accent
Other: Worst Chemistry
Other: Would Modern Technology Ruin This Movie?
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