Head of Editorial, The Ringer
Mallory Rubin
Mallory Rubin is listed by The Ringer as head of editorial.
Also referred to as Mal, Mallory, Molly Rubin
Stats
- Episodes credited in this archive
- 39
- Movies in this archive
- 38
- Attributed podcast choices
- 6
Across the table
Appearing on these Rewatchables episodes
Forrest Gump
1994 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired February 13, 2024
Eyes Wide Shut
1999 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired August 15, 2023
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
1982 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired May 17, 2022
Mentioned in discussions
The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Kill Sandra; disputed objection to Campbell’s contractual boundary
In the discussion (2)
- Mallory’s hottest take is that the schemers should have targeted Sandra to unlock the inheritance instead of using the elaborate lawsuit. — Van Lathan
- Bill’s hottest take criticizes Campbell’s no-nudity boundary as mismatched with the project; the response is divided. Preserve this as a disputed host opinion, not an endorsement or casting fact.
Would Modern Technology Ruin This Movie?
Yes — texts, location data, searches and forensics
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- Mallory recalls a gifable-moment idea for Ray filming the pool, then explicitly selects the modern-technology flex: texts, location data, searches and forensics collapse the conspiracy. — Mallory Rubin
The most GIFable moment
Ray filming the pool — abandoned flex idea
In the discussion (1)
- Mallory recalls a gifable-moment idea for Ray filming the pool, then explicitly selects the modern-technology flex: texts, location data, searches and forensics collapse the conspiracy. — Mallory Rubin
What’s Aged the Worst?
Missing relationship; missing soundtrack; school access; extended-cut family reveal
In the discussion (4)
- The missing Sam/Ray sexual relationship is a weak-link and aged-worst choice. Reports conflict on why filming was abandoned, but the hosts think an explicit relationship would make their conspiracy more coherent.
- The absence of a soundtrack album and more period songs is criticized, prompting discussion of soundtrack decline and a proposed awards category.
- Sam’s continued school access after accusations is an aged-worst objection, though later conspiracy reveals partly explain improbable investigation choices. — Van Lathan
- The director’s reported objection to the extended release is debated. Mallory says its reveal that Susie is Sandra’s half-sister and Kelly’s aunt radically changes motivation and adds incest, an inappropriate difference between cuts.
Watch Party: Best Viewing Scenario
Solo viewing; teenage sleepover
In the discussion (2)
- The film is described as a sweaty, campy erotic thriller for the MTV generation. Mallory recalls adolescent sleepover viewing focused on its famous scenes; Van recalls wanting more sex and less courtroom material.
- Watch-setting choices are solo viewing or a teenage sleepover; Van recalls his father reacting to the movie, prompting a proposed goddamn category. — Van Lathan
Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?
Existence unknown; Before Cumset and Before Cumshot proposed
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- The Mallory Rubin flex does not establish an existing parody; Before Cumset and Before Cumshot are proposed, with Before Cumrise recalled for the earlier film. — Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (4)
- Bill and Chris choose Tommy Lee Jones — Mallory Rubin
- Craig and Mallory choose Harrison Ford — Mallory Rubin
- The hosts explicitly call it a stalemate — Mallory Rubin
- Audience shouts are mixed and are not a measurable fan vote — Mallory Rubin
Probably Unanswerable Questions
Escape plan, Kimble’s fame, the cat and alternate futures
In the discussion (12)
- Effectiveness of the fake seizure escape
- Craig asks how famous Kimble would become
- How much cash Nichols gives Kimble
- Mallory asks what happened to the Kimble family cat
- Gerard as an NFL coach
- Craig asks why the river cannot be dyed blue
- A shared Chicago movie universe
- Whether faster emergency dispatch could have saved Helen
- The logic of the incriminating call
- Kimble and the woman who offers him a ride
- A twist making Kimble guilty after all
- How quickly Sykes would be caught through social media
The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Kill Sykes; rethink the one-arm story; defend the marriage
In the discussion (5)
Picking Nits
Disguise, defense attorney and conspiracy logic
In the discussion (18)
- Craig questions Sykes’s security role and corporate fishing trips
- Chris questions Kimble’s minimal disguise
- Stolen clothes fitting Kimble is debated
- Mallory questions the fundraiser’s swimsuit show
- Kimble fails to request counsel promptly
- Craig questions water falling on the gun
- Nichols’s conference patter is missing
- Mallory challenges the defense’s handling of Helen’s call and circumstantial evidence
- Shaving a large beard with a disposable razor
- Craig questions Kimble’s janitor performance
- Gerard’s shooting choices in the courthouse
- Nichols’s incriminating photos
- A rollerblading nurse
- Instant train-audio identification
- Mallory corrects the earlier podcast’s too-handsome Jon Hamm objection
- Craig asks why Kimble does not take the evidence straight to Gerard
- Kimble helping patients is defended
- Cosmo’s implausibly minor head wound
The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award
Harrison Ford’s interrogation performance — disputed
In the discussion (4)
Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
Mallory proposes brief Helen flashbacks
In the discussion (2)
- Mallory says yes to the category — Mallory Rubin
- She proposes recurring brief flashbacks of Richard and Helen that preserve the film’s pace — Mallory Rubin
Flex picks
How Would Van Lathan Get Out of This One?
Defend seeing Catherine as support for a female author
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- The assigned Van Lathan escape-scenario flex imagines Nick defending his relationship with Catherine as support for a female writer and blaming criticism on insecurity. — Bill Simmons
Would Modern Technology Ruin This Movie?
Yes — texts, location data, searches and forensics
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- Mallory recalls a gifable-moment idea for Ray filming the pool, then explicitly selects the modern-technology flex: texts, location data, searches and forensics collapse the conspiracy. — Mallory Rubin
The Sean Penn “I Brought My Own Pack” Award for Excellence in On-Screen Smoking
John Book smoking beside the car after the climax
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- The smoking flex selects Book casually smoking beside the car after the climax. — Mallory Rubin
The Dan Campbell Scale for “Holy Shit, Are They Really Going for It Right Now?”
Max kisses Cookie in front of Jerry
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- Max making Cookie hand off the dog before kissing her in front of Gerry and everyone else is the choice. — Bill Simmons
Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?
Best in Blow; Breast in Show; Best in Peep Show
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- Best in Blow, Breast in Show, American Bitch and Best in Peep Show are proposed without claiming an existing porn parody. — Mallory Rubin
Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie?
Existence unknown; Before Cumset and Before Cumshot proposed
Flex pick · Mallory Rubin
In the discussion (1)
- The Mallory Rubin flex does not establish an existing parody; Before Cumset and Before Cumshot are proposed, with Before Cumrise recalled for the earlier film. — Mallory Rubin