Film credit
Tom Cruise
Also referred to as Cruise, Cruz, Digger Cruz
Stats
- Episodes featuring their films
- 20
- Movies in this archive
- 18
Rewatchables episodes featuring Tom Cruise’s films
Eyes Wide Shut
1999 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Sean Fennessey · Mallory Rubin
Aired August 15, 2023
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2018 film
Bill Simmons · Chris Ryan · Craig Horlbeck
Aired December 27, 2022
Mentioned in discussions
Half-Assed Internet Research
Budget; biblical references; scene improvisation; planning; marketing; influences; frogs
In the discussion (9)
- The reported budget is 37 million and gross 48.5 million; Cruise’s presence is thought commercially helpful. — Sean Fennessey
- Repeated 8–2 references reportedly invoke Exodus’s frog plague, including the blackjack vignette; elaborate Easter eggs are criticized as unnecessary. — Sean Fennessey
- Anderson reportedly asked Cruise to draw on his father’s death for the bedside scene, requiring considerable trust. — Sean Fennessey
- The documentary That Moment reportedly shows extensive planning meetings necessary for the complex filming. — Sean Fennessey
- A large research collection is deliberately not read in full; the Apple performance-art documentary story is revisited, and Hoffman reportedly said Cruise improvised after refusing to cry, prompting Hoffman’s genuine tears.
- Anderson reportedly resisted Cruise-focused marketing and designed the poster and edited the trailer himself, provoking criticism of unchecked control. — Sean Fennessey
- Network was reportedly screened for the production team; Anderson’s Quiz Kids Challenge assistant job informed the film. — Sean Fennessey
- Reported trivia includes A Day in the Life as a structural model, 190 uses of the profanity and a working seduction-infomercial phone number playing Cruise’s pitch. — Sean Fennessey
- More than 7,900 rubber frogs were reportedly used, with others digital; the effects are considered convincing.
The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award
Julianne Moore as Linda Partridge
In the discussion (3)
- The introduction identifies this discussion as the origin of Linda Partridge joining the overacting award name. — Chris Ryan
- Julianne Moore’s pharmacy scene prompts renaming the award for Linda Partridge; the intensity is considered overwhelming and unrealistic.
- Linda Partridge formally replaces Rubinek in the award name; Cruise is considered but defended through the complete emotional arc, while Bowen remains a contender.
In the discussion (1)
- A new introduction selects Cruise and updates the running tally to 3–1. — Chris Ryan
In the discussion (3)
- Cruise is initially outvoted 2–1 by Hanks supporters; the debate weighs unlikeability against comedy and the interest of casting Hanks against type.
- Craig chooses Cruise, citing Hanks’s underlying lovability; Collateral and early Jerry Maguire illustrate the alternative.
- A recent Jerry Maguire rewatch prompts a Hanks voter to switch to Cruise, making the final result 3–1. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (1)
- Cruise is emphatically chosen over Hanks, imagined embracing prison training, bodybuilding and shanking; the running category tally becomes 1–1. — Bill Simmons
Who Won the Movie?
Tom Cruise; Paul Brickman gets an in-the-moment qualification.
In the discussion (1)
- Cruise wins, with De Mornay and Brickman as silver medalists. A second response gives Cruise the career-based edge but says Brickman wins when considering the moment itself. — Bill Simmons
Podcast choices
In the discussion (1)
- Eyes Wide Shut; All the Right Moves for a 1983 Cruise pairing; Ferris Bueller's Day Off for a contrasting Chicago teenager who resists adulthood and work.
Apex Mountain
Paul Brickman; a split between Risky Business and Say Anything for high-quality eighties teen movies.
In the discussion (5)
- Cruise is rejected and Brickman affirmed. One host chooses this for high-quality 1980 s teen movies over Fast Times, while another prefers Say Anything. — Bill Simmons
- Chicago suburban films leads to a four-film grouping: Home Alone, Ferris Bueller, Risky Business and Thief. — Bill Simmons
- Porsche receives a strong case for inspiring a generation's aspirations, but no explicit final yes. — Bill Simmons
- Pimps loses to earlier cultural examples; In the Air Tonight loses to Miami Vice; Pantoliano and Pinchot are rejected, while De Mornay's later blockbusters challenge this film. — Bill Simmons
- The Drake is considered but other appearances, including My Best Friend's Wedding, prevent a settled answer. — Chris Ryan
The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
An Eyes Wide Shut prequel; Joel Goodson as Cruise’s second-best role.
In the discussion (2)
- Risky Business can be viewed as a prequel to Eyes Wide Shut, with Joel's experience shaping the later sexually curious doctor. — Chris Ryan
- Joel Goodson is ranked Cruise's second-best role after Jerry Maguire, ahead of Charlie in Rain Man and Ron in Born on the Fourth of July; unlike familiar action characters, Joel is unique. — Bill Simmons
What’s Aged the Worst?
Airport access, Chivas and Coke, frozen dinners, savings bonds, poker and teenage enterprise culture.
In the discussion (6)
- Walking into the airport to see departing parents off. — Bill Simmons
- Chivas Regal and Coke with a frozen dinner is disgusting but plausibly adolescent. — Bill Simmons
- Teenagers named Joel and possessing accessible savings bonds feel dated. — Chris Ryan
- The poker players appear not to understand the game. — Bill Simmons
- Bronson Pinchot's account suggests Cruise was unpleasant to work with. — Bill Simmons
- Future Enterprisers' explicit wealth aspiration seems dated, though social media may simply have replaced it. — Bill Simmons
What’s Aged the Best?
Casting, Cruise, the egg and stereo, role-playing, capitalism, Ray-Bans and Tangerine Dream.
In the discussion (8)
- Parents going out of town as a premise, and the frantic cleanup before their return. — Bill Simmons
- Nancy Klopper's casting, following Eddie and the Cruisers and bringing Pantoliano to Guido. — Bill Simmons
- Cruise's expressive reactions to Jackie, sex on the train, the ruined Porsche and suspension. — Bill Simmons
- The mother's precious crystal egg and father's guarded stereo settings capture familiar parental fixations. — Chris Ryan
- Joel and Lana shift between teenage lovers and imitation adult domestic roles. — Chris Ryan
- The capitalist narration, the personal-ad wording, Joel denying he is the house and Lana's yes-no-maybe delivery. — Bill Simmons
- Ray-Ban Wayfarers reportedly gained enormous sales from the film, with Cruise later doing the same for aviators in Top Gun. — Bill Simmons
- The Tangerine Dream score could improve almost any later movie. — Bill Simmons
Most Rewatchable Scene
The opening, Miles’s advice, the dance, the Porsche chase, Joel’s pimp transformation and the ending.
In the discussion (14)
- The opening ten minutes: train credits, dream and poker-table banter about pedaling home to masturbate. — Bill Simmons
- Miles's what-the-fuck speech ties risk-taking to freedom, opportunity and business success. — Bill Simmons
- The frozen dinner followed by Cruise's Old Time Rock and Roll dance, whose fame now exceeds the movie's. — Bill Simmons
- The brief get-off-the-babysitter fantasy, with Ron Dean as the police sergeant. — Bill Simmons
- The Porsche chase after leaving the Drake, especially Miles's trig-midterm and killer-pimp line, remembered as a huge theatrical laugh. — Bill Simmons
- Miles's throw-up aside and the Porsche slogan payoff cap the chase; Guido tapping the window with a gun abruptly raises the danger.
- The Porsche rolling into the lake, with convincingly stoned Cruise and the temporary relief before the dock collapses. — Bill Simmons
- Joel's unraveling after the accident and frantic run upstairs to Lana are visually inventive. — Bill Simmons
- Joel becomes a pimp, recruiting friends and comparing dating costs with paid sex at the burger joint. — Bill Simmons
- The brothel party is clearly staged within the familiar house, then Rutherford's arrival produces another surprise and the University of Illinois punchline. — Bill Simmons
- Joel buys his belongings back, including the negotiation over the artsy-fartsy object. — Bill Simmons
- The released ending's human-fulfillment line and residual hope are defended, though the original lake-view ending also works. — Bill Simmons
- Final preferences include Joel's pimp transformation and street recruitment, plus the car chase and Lana's amused reactions. — Bill Simmons
- Craig argues that the dance scene overshadowed a richer movie and would not make his personal top ten scenes; he also finds Joel's dress-shirt, underwear and socks outfit strange. — Craig Horlbeck
Films in the archive
Risky Business
1983
The Color of Money
1986
The Firm
1993
Top Gun
1986
Top Gun: Maverick
2022
Tropic Thunder
2008


