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The party was worth it

The party is worth its costs for confidence, popularity and a lifelong memory, with alternate education routes proposed.

Bill Simmons: A college sequel is a huge missed opportunity; Neighbors2 is called one of the worst sequels.

The film

Project X (2012)

Directed by Nima Nourizadeh · Comedy

88 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Everything from the episode

In the order the hosts got to it. Open a row for the discussion.

7:12

The Ron Burgundy Flute Award for the Best Time for a Pee Break

No break; the short film keeps moving.

No break; the short film keeps moving.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Eighty-eight minutes flies by; no pee break, with constant motion compared to Mad Max.
17:35

Most Rewatchable Scene

The post-police Pursuit of Happiness montage

The post-police Pursuit of Happiness montage

In the discussion (10)
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  • The awkward school invitations and liquor-store meeting are favorites. — Bill Simmons
  • Whether the cameo is an actor playing himself or a baseball-bound senior is disputed; the earlier Footloose remake is raised without resolving it. — Bill Simmons
  • The drug visit and unseen crude behavior with the supposed Santa figure are enjoyed. The scene is called an unapologetic Superbad ripoff, but another response explicitly rejects that comparison. — Bill Simmons
  • The dog in the bouncy castle and lifted by balloons are favorite comic images; its disappearing into the sky is joked about. — Bill Simmons
  • The complaining neighbor, punch and taser, young security guards and absurd pool rule are praised. — Bill Simmons
  • Hiding a large drunk crowd from police is implausible to some, while the word cops could induce silence; the restart makes it worthwhile.
  • The roof triumph and two jumps are enjoyed; the limited finger injury confirms the fantasy tone. — Bill Simmons
  • The flamethrower return takes the party up a level; the police deciding to let it burn out is loved.
  • The triumphant return to school recalls Hoosiers, The Natural and Any Given Sunday; more hallway celebration before the romance is desired. — Bill Simmons
  • The Pursuit of Happiness montage is selected, with explicit agreement: a perfect party peak before the destruction. — David Jacoby
26:01

The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop

Pursuit of Happiness

Pursuit of Happiness

In the discussion (4)
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  • Pursuit of Happiness is the obvious selection; renaming the award is proposed. The trailer and high-school music era strengthen the connection.
  • White Trash Party earns a separate shout-out for its shock-value fit; music and editing are praised. — David Jacoby
  • Pursuit of Happiness beats Heads Will Roll, a strong runner-up; the post-police restart and drug montage are distinct peaks. — Bill Simmons
  • The rename to Pursuit of Happiness is revisited and supported after the recommendation to watch the montage. — Craig Horlbeck
30:41

The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie

The pool-water line

The pool-water line

In the discussion (4)
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  • The police deciding to let the party burn out is an early favorite.
  • The pool-water-in-semen line is the main choice with agreement; the radio and diabetes insults also amuse. — Bill Simmons
  • The response that getting intoxicated is the point is another favorite. — David Jacoby
  • The stepmother-on-Craigslist throwaway line is a separate belated best-quote pick. — Bill Simmons
33:37

What’s Aged the Best?

The ensemble details, dog, soundtrack and coming-of-age structure remain strengths.

The ensemble details, dog, soundtrack and coming-of-age structure remain strengths.

In the discussion (11)
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  • The cameo actor’s later fame is a bonus; the wheelchair character joke is funny but lacks a payoff, with a cut scene only hypothesized. — Bill Simmons
  • Milo is one of the great movie dogs, scored nine-and-a-half against Baxter’s ten; the final dog behavior is debated. — Bill Simmons
  • The drug-filled figure reveal and slow-motion destruction work; Santa is corrected to a garden gnome with two middle fingers. — David Jacoby
  • The erection joke succeeds, compared with Anchorman; adolescent unpredictability is recalled.
  • The young guards’ ninja line, radio reveal, unpaid ending and the vibrator discovery are enjoyed. — Bill Simmons
  • The oven surprise and ball punches are enjoyed; a claim that actors were really struck is speculation, not production fact. — Bill Simmons
  • The closing television cameo and soundtrack are praised; Heads Will Roll remix is called a classic, and the soundtrack a contender for best of the last decade.
  • The coming-of-age emotional core, true love and nerds seeking popularity endure; Revenge of the Nerds is another party example.
  • The intoxicated faces are convincing, with actual drug use only speculation; the ending freeze-frame updates are loved. — Craig Horlbeck
  • The title becoming shorthand for a huge party is ultimately treated as aged best rather than worst. — Bill Simmons
  • Casting unknown people helps the viewer feel immersed in a real party. — Bill Simmons
40:34

The Big Kahuna Burger Award for Best Use of Food and Drink

Neck body shots, ecstasy as a joking food candidate, and the wine/beer exchange.

Neck body shots, ecstasy as a joking food candidate, and the wine/beer exchange.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Unusual neck body shots are selected; ecstasy is jokingly proposed because the food and drink is mostly alcohol.
  • Offering a glass of red before the woman shotguns a beer is a favorite. — Bill Simmons
41:23

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

The roof look-at-what-we-have-done shot.

The roof look-at-what-we-have-done shot.

In the discussion (1)
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41:36

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

Split: no weak link; the mother; the underwritten friend

Split: no weak link; the mother; the underwritten friend

In the discussion (2)
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  • One participant passes because the film is perfect; another selects the mother and the refrigerator scene. — Craig Horlbeck
  • J.B. needs more characterization; the disability implication and resemblance to a less-developed Brick character leave him mainly a punching bag. — Bill Simmons
42:34

What’s Aged the Worst?

Disclaimers, dated or inappropriate material, nonconsensual filming and limited theatrical access.

Disclaimers, dated or inappropriate material, nonconsensual filming and limited theatrical access.

In the discussion (5)
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  • The two disclaimers confuse warning with bragging, unlike other movies; inappropriate language is flagged. — Bill Simmons
  • The magazine reference is dated; claims about current publishing and nudity are unverified. — Bill Simmons
  • The cameraman filming intimate encounters without consent is criticized; illegality is a speaker claim, not legal verification.
  • Following release, large-scale parties reportedly referenced the film. Project X meaning huge party is judged aged best rather than worst. — Bill Simmons
  • Missing the theatrical experience is lamented, with occasional repertory screenings offered as hope.
44:56

Is There a Better Title for This Movie?

No — Project X

No — Project X

In the discussion (2)
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  • Project X was reportedly a placeholder retained over a studio birthday-title idea; saying the title within the movie is liked. — Craig Horlbeck
  • Biggest Party Ever is rejected, North Pasadena closer and Rager liked, but the existing title wins; confusion with the older monkey film parallels the two Heat films. — Bill Simmons
48:29

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

The party was worth it; a sequel was missed; the film is great art

The party was worth it; a sequel was missed; the film is great art

In the discussion (4)
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  • The party is worth its costs for confidence, popularity and a lifelong memory, with alternate education routes proposed.
  • A college sequel is a huge missed opportunity; Neighbors2 is called one of the worst sequels. — Bill Simmons
  • A rotating new-cast party anthology across places and backgrounds could keep the fun while addressing representation; the release interval varies. — David Jacoby
  • Project X is called the greatest piece of art the species has accomplished, above the Mona Lisa and Schindler’s List; this is hyperbole. — David Jacoby
49:30

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

College sequel, recurring party anthology, or reunion; an announced sequel never happened.

College sequel, recurring party anthology, or reunion; an announced sequel never happened.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The proposed college sequel sends the released friend to a twenty-first birthday at Chico State. — Bill Simmons
  • A White Lotus-style rotating cast could shift geography and representation; no fixed release schedule is agreed. — David Jacoby
  • The anthology is praised again; a reported2015 announcement for2016 failed, and a ten-year reunion is another missed window. — Bill Simmons
52:45

Casting What-Ifs

Group auditions, cast bonding and the online performer’s open casting are reported.

Group auditions, cast bonding and the online performer’s open casting are reported.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Three-person auditions swapped actors until the group was selected, followed by bonding trips; an online performer reportedly came through open casting. — Bill Simmons
53:48

Recasting Couch

Possibly a different celebrity or musical guest; otherwise keep the cast

Possibly a different celebrity or musical guest; otherwise keep the cast

In the discussion (3)
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  • Snoop Dog, Lil Wayne or Flo Rida could replace the cameo and diversify the party, recalling Old School. — David Jacoby
  • A modestly popular contemporary musician, observed Bobby Brackens, is proposed; exact identity remains unresolved. — Craig Horlbeck
  • Casting is otherwise praised, but a legendary Los Angeles party should include a recognizable celebrity or musical performance. — David Jacoby
55:16

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

The high-school bully is the main objection; the drug dealer is another candidate.

The high-school bully is the main objection; the drug dealer is another candidate.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Brendan the high-school bully is called terrible and a cliche, with agreement; T-Rick goes a little hard and is another choice.
56:27

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Likely the drug dealer

Likely the drug dealer

In the discussion (1)
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  • The drug dealer is probably the winner; the mustached neighbor looks familiar but his credits did not settle recognition.
56:49

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

The two security guards

The two security guards

In the discussion (2)
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  • Candidates include the cameo actor, mustached neighbor, oven assailant, love interest, drug dealer and young guards.
  • The cameo is praised, but the serious young guards and inside-the-house reveal win, followed by agreement.
58:10

Half-Assed Internet Research

Script secrecy, a disputed filming anecdote, an extra and noise complaints.

Script secrecy, a disputed filming anecdote, an extra and noise complaints.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The placeholder title is recalled; limited script access is attributed to secrecy, jokingly challenged as a missing script. — Bill Simmons
  • An internet story says a filmed urination was real and paid for afterward; it remains unverified speculation. — Bill Simmons
  • Chet Hanks is reportedly an extra; pay and drinking are discussed speculatively, while the controlled studio location reportedly still drew twelve noise complaints. — David Jacoby
1:00:23

Apex Mountain

Most cast, party scenes and props qualify, with several explicit alternatives.

Most cast, party scenes and props qualify, with several explicit alternatives.

In the discussion (6)
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  • Most cast qualify except the later star; the actress in the three Pitch Perfect films may peak there. North Pasadena as a movie location is supported. — Bill Simmons
  • Party scenes are called unparalleled, with Animal House, the original House Party, Superbad and Neighbors as comparisons.
  • Ecstasy as a positive plot device is considered a peak, with lack of aftermath criticized; Almost Famous is the go-to roof jump, this at least final four. — Bill Simmons
  • The zipline’s origin is uncertain; bouncy castles and tequila revolvers are strong candidates, though the latter plays differently after COVID. — Bill Simmons
  • Jonah Hill imitation and sweater vests are further peak candidates. — Bill Simmons
  • Risky Business retains the peak for a parent’s car in water; Ferris Bueller is an adjacent car-destruction comparison. — Bill Simmons
1:02:34

Picking Nits

Party logistics, thin characterization and continuity draw objections with defenses.

Party logistics, thin characterization and continuity draw objections with defenses.

In the discussion (8)
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  • The zipline setup seems too complicated to appear without explanation. — Bill Simmons
  • The friends should get more intoxicated earlier; vomiting and a shower/hair refresh offer some explanation.
  • The many attractive, skilled teenage drinkers seem implausible; drinking ability and whole-school attendance are defenses. — Bill Simmons
  • The love interest lacks personality and forgives too quickly; the old photograph only briefly establishes friendship.
  • A security guard’s black eye reportedly changes sides; drunken continuity supervision is a joke. — Bill Simmons
  • Could1500drunk people stay quiet, and how do they not run out of liquor? People bringing their own bottles and Molly becoming the priority are explanations.
  • The ending time is guessed around four or five; live local-news coverage then is doubted. — Bill Simmons
  • The father’s subtle admiration is defended as funny fantasy, with a Risky Business parallel; another participant has no nitpicks. — Bill Simmons
1:03:53

Best Race Horse Name from This Movie

Wheelchair Robert, Project X, Molly Gnome, Mr. Cubb and Dad’s Mercedes.

Wheelchair Robert, Project X, Molly Gnome, Mr. Cubb and Dad’s Mercedes.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The absent character, title, drug-filled gnome, father’s name and car supply distinct name candidates. — Bill Simmons
1:11:28

Is This Movie Better With…?

Wayne Jenkins as a responding cop; Sam Jackson also suggested.

Wayne Jenkins as a responding cop; Sam Jackson also suggested.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Wayne Jenkins playing a cop breaking up the party would be incredible and is called undefeated in the category; Sam Jackson would be fun. — Bill Simmons
1:11:57

Just One Oscar

Best Picture, editing, or a qualified song choice

Best Picture, editing, or a qualified song choice

In the discussion (2)
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  • Best Picture is proposed, then Editing strongly argued for montages, music and found footage; the actual editing nominees are compared.
  • Original Song is suggested for Pursuit of Happiness while admitting prior release may disqualify it; the actual winner and other nominated films are recalled. — Bill Simmons
1:13:49

Probably Unanswerable Questions

The absent character, dog survival, later lives, liability and possible influence

The absent character, dog survival, later lives, liability and possible influence

In the discussion (6)
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  • The absent wheelchair character should have a director’s-cut story; the dog probably would not survive the escalating mistreatment. — David Jacoby
  • One future for the party instigator is celebrity-style success; another has him an unsuccessful college fraternity hanger-on, then salesman. — David Jacoby
  • Further futures include monetizing the old party, a cleanup business, failed promotion, a casino nightclub and crypto; all hypothetical.
  • The flamethrower owner’s responsibility for damage is questioned; a stretcher establishes survival in the discussion, not a legal ruling.
  • Influence on Euphoria’s visual drug-party language is proposed, with its opposite emotional tone acknowledged. — Craig Horlbeck
  • The son watched on Netflix, loved it and got mad that his dad had not shown him this movie; earlier Halloween viewing is recalled.
1:19:11

Best Double Feature

Animal House, Risky Business, Revenge of the Nerds or Project X twice.
In the discussion (1)
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  • Animal House as a bookend, Risky Business and Revenge of the Nerds are choices; another explicitly wants to watch this film twice. — Bill Simmons
1:19:55

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

The chalice

The chalice

In the discussion (4)
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  • The chalice is selected; tequila gun, flamethrower and distinctive gnome are other picks. — David Jacoby
  • Owning the chalice would be a source of pride; hypothetical prices include1500and5000dollars. — David Jacoby
  • The burnt minivan is another pick, with practicality defended from personal experience.
  • They guess the Santa figure had two backups in case one broke; owning the other two would appeal if only three existed. — Bill Simmons
1:22:18

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

Parents staying home, avoiding ineffective neighbor warnings, and choosing the established relationship.

Parents staying home, avoiding ineffective neighbor warnings, and choosing the established relationship.

In the discussion (3)
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  • A parent jokes that staying home throughout the teenage years will prevent such a party. — Bill Simmons
  • Warning neighbors does not prevent complaints and may be pointless. — David Jacoby
  • The love triangle prompts the song-based lesson not to chase waterfalls. — David Jacoby
1:23:30

Who Won the Movie?

The soundtrack and Jacoby; Kid Cudi; music and shared enjoyment

The soundtrack and Jacoby; Kid Cudi; music and shared enjoyment

In the discussion (3)
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  • The soundtrack and the devoted participant are explicitly named co-winners. — David Jacoby
  • Observed kick Cuddy is chosen for the song and montage that makes the listener happy again; canonical identity remains a candidate. — David Jacoby
  • The final addressed answer is music, with the film existing and humanity offered as broader alternatives.
Podcast choices
David Jacoby
Kid Cuddy (observed; canonical identity candidate)
David Jacoby
Soundtrack

More from the conversation

Full-name introductions establish both participants; one makes his first Rewatchables appearance and hyperbolically calls the film the greatest artwork. The other recalls his senior-year theatrical visit as his best movie experience.
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Misogyny, limited diversity and glorified drugs are acknowledged within a fantasy party-film reading. Found footage history includes Blair Witch and Paranormal Activity; the one-big-party lineage includes Animal House, Risky Business, Sixteen Candles, House Party and Superbad.
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A first-time feature director, observed Nima Nora Zeta, came from music videos and commercials. Phone footage and editing capture the party; filming reportedly ran25nights5pm–5am at Warner Ranch in Burbank, opposite the Lethal Weapon house, with extras given phones.
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The older beer-pong neighbor becomes more relatable with age. The director reportedly sifted unsorted footage; actual alcohol and hookups are speculative, not verified production facts.
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Top Gun in the cameo actor’s career is called his second-best movie after this one; the later explicit Maverick mention supplies possible version context, without a verified film ID.
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Todd Phillips produced and Michael Bacall/Matt Drake wrote; party anecdotes reportedly supplied the outline. The gnarliest-party goal is considered achieved; an Australian Facebook party is a reported loose inspiration.
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Party escalation moves from friends, to unfamiliar schoolmates at its best, to strangers and older adults. A personal high-school cleanup story ends with the mother arriving while trash is being carried out.
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A son loves the film and wants such a party, prompting exaggerated parental threats; Instagram invitations change organization but not the possibility. The glorifying ending is defended as fantasy, compared with Top Gun Maverick.
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Rotten Tomatoes is reported as28percent then corrected to25; budget12million and gross102.7million are reported. Empire critic Chris Hewitt gave1outof5 and a strongly negative review; New York Times offered the iPhone-era Animal House comparison. These are source-reported reviews, not Ebert scores.
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The Superbad leads are obvious models, but substituting them is rejected. A participant has never seen that film and jokingly reverses the influence chronology.
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A college mushroom experience made a standup performer seem to read the listener’s mind; the performer is identified as Rick Shapiro, later the drug dealer in this film. The psychic impression is personal anecdote, not established ability.
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A real pet’s illness after tasting beer is recalled, contrasted with the movie dog’s improbable endurance.
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Beamer Benz or Bentley and Heads Will Roll help define a peak party-music era; White Trash Party is specifically praised for fit.
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How to Make It in America is defended against the assertion that others disliked it; a celebrity relationship is reported in a digression, not independently verified.
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The montage’s song is used to improve mood; a past ESPY party at a Bel Air mansion after Drake hosted is the nearest shared comparison, but less extreme.
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Soundtrack and film music differ: The Next Episode and a Machine Gun Kelly contribution are noted; Eminem and Get Out of Your Mind are said not to be on the soundtrack. The soundtrack is a best-of-decade contender.
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The studio reportedly preferred Happy Birthday Thomas Cubb, while the retained placeholder became the title. The older Matthew Broderick monkey film and Burt Reynolds Heat are separate titles sharing names, not identity matches.
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A college continuation and recurring party anthology are distinct sequel proposals; Neighbors2 is strongly disliked. Greatest-art rhetoric compares paintings, Schindler’s List and Romeo and Juliet humorously.
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Group auditions selected Brown, Cooper and Mann, followed by Disneyland and an observed Big Ben weekend. Dax Flame reportedly ranked sixteenth among subscribed YouTubers and came through open casting; these histories remain unverified.
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Judith Myers Award for character definitely killed first if it was a horror movie: Dax the cameraman would die first. The cameraman is selected because he is already unseen.
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A claimed real urination shot paid afterward is an internet rumor; Chet Hanks is reportedly an extra, with drinking speculative. The studio set reportedly received twelve noise complaints.
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Project X is a leading movie-party choice, with Animal House, original House Party, Superbad and Neighbors comparisons. Almost Famous leads roof jumps, while this is final-four caliber; these are partial preferences, not a complete ranking.
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Editing nominees reported are Argo winner, Life of Pi, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook and Zero Dark Thirty. Song winner Skyfall is compared with songs from Chasing Ice, Ted, Life of Pi and observed La Miserra/Lemaresorla; eligibility of the preferred existing song is explicitly uncertain.
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The real-life subject of Rudy is invoked as an analogy for exploiting a single achievement; this is a reported opinion about later behavior, separate from the fictional party character’s imagined future.
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The closing full-name production credit is transcribed Craig Horace; official role and clear full introductions earlier establish the candidate normalization. A promised big film is moved from July4 to Labor Day, with another July4 film teased; this does not tag the current episode.
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