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Commando

1985 film

Bill Simmons · Shea Serrano · Kyle Brandt

Aired March 29, 2021

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Can't Buy Me Love

Recasting Couch

Roberts; Connelly; Applegate; Ryder; Doherty; tentative Milano

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  • Cindy’s friends should be played by actors closer to the characters’ ages.
  • Julia Roberts is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Jennifer Connelly is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Christina Applegate is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Winona Ryder is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Shannen Doherty is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Alyssa Milano is proposed for Iris despite concern she might be too young.
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Commando

Apex Mountain

Rae Dawn Chong; Vernon Wells; mid-80s yellow Porsches; missile launchers; Val Verde; Bennett's chain mail

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  • Arnold is not at Apex Mountain here.
  • Rae Dawn Chong is at Apex Mountain because this is what she is known for; she should have been bigger.
  • Alyssa Milano is a no; the debate is whether her apex is Who's the Boss or Charmed, which airs all morning on TNT ('T&T' in the transcript), with Melrose Place also mentioned.
  • Bill Duke is a no.
  • For Vernon Wells, among Mad Max, Weird Science and this movie, this is probably the one people reference.
  • Creem magazine is a no; mid-80s yellow Porsches are a yes, as this is probably their best use.
  • Dan Hedaya is definitely not; missile launchers and bazookas are a yes as the first one that comes to mind.
  • The Harold Lloyd Estate is a no because of Beverly Hills Cop; Val Verde, a fictional country made for this movie, is a yes.
  • Bennett's chain mail is volunteered for Apex Mountain along with his physique; he lacks muscle for a fistfight with Arnold, possibly wearing slim-fit chain mail, and looks like he needs more steroids.
  • The wardrobe choice is blamed on 1985 cocaine; his thin arms are distracting in the fight.
  • Still, Bennett is one of Arnold's toughest movie enemies and blew a 10-point lead by not simply killing him.
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Commando

Most Rewatchable Scene

Garden shed fight; opening sequence; plane escape

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  • The movie starts well: a garbage-truck hit, and Bill Duke is involved in three killings within about the first minute and a half; there is no fat and it moves from the start.
  • The first rewatchable scene is the daughter's kidnapping, set up by a shirtless wood-chopping montage and a father-daughter montage of ice cream, hiking, feeding a deer and fishing, called the greatest father-daughter day ever seen.
  • Hiding under the bed is criticized because it is the first place kidnappers look.
  • The twins are told to run out the window rather than hide, since they can outrun almost anyone. — Shea Serrano
  • Under the bed and lying in the bathtub (as in Training Day) are standard movie hiding places; Taken uses almost the same under-the-bed shot of approaching boots.
  • He takes so long to get his guns that the cars are already driving away; the downhill Bronco run without power steering, lasting about a minute and a half, is a favorite part.
  • Compared with efficient modern kills like John Wick's, the first victims are shot dozens of times, a reminder of how violent the film is.
  • A visible booger in Arnold's nose appears when he is surrounded after the crash.
  • The vehicle is probably a Chevy Blazer, not a Ford Bronco; the caravan could simply have stopped, and the plan fails anyway when he goes off the cliff and is captured.
  • The second most rewatchable scene is the plane escape: he kills the man beside him within seconds, covers him with a blanket, says he is air sick before takeoff, and tells the attendant not to disturb his 'dead tired' friend on the 11-hour flight to Val Verde.
  • He wanders into the cargo hold, hangs from the wheel as the plane takes off, drops into a marsh and checks his watch; surviving the fall is implausible and the falling dummy is obvious.
  • As a nit, the escort should have put Matrix in the window seat; the Red Eye rule is to enclose the abductee.
  • The mall scene is summarized as Arnold fighting about 25 mall cops, throwing a phone booth and swinging from the ceiling, with an implausibly large, all-stuntman security force.
  • Swinging over the railings at the Houston Galleria at Christmas has always been tempting. — Shea Serrano
  • Contestants on The Challenge usually fail to hold on in such stunts; the busy mid-80s mall, with a Swensen's ice cream shop, is a pleasure to see.
  • The Arnold versus Bill Duke hotel-room brawl starts with them inches apart, has lame stage combat and self-mocking dialogue ('I eat Green Berets for breakfast'), and wedges in 10-out-of-10 gratuitous nudity from a couple filming themselves.
  • As a nine-year-old with a tape, pausing on that nude moment took many tries.
  • Driving a forklift into the weapons store and loading a cart like Supermarket Sweep includes scuba flippers he never uses, swimwear, and missile launchers from a store with no alarm.
  • For the finale, the Bennett showdown is bizarre and Arnold goes shirtless under the vest; the garden-shed fight with axes, machetes and saw blades reaches 10-out-of-10 comedic violence, including a man left alive with his arm cut off.
  • The Equalizer's hardware-store finale may have taken the idea from Commando.
  • The garden shed is the pick; the 91-minute director's cut spends most of its extra minute there, adding a second saw-blade kill and another shot of the man missing his arm. — Kyle Brandt
  • Some of Alyssa Milano's lines are saucier in the director's cut.
  • The opening is the pick, the favorite opening of any Arnold action movie, thanks to the music and the men left to guard him dying immediately, plus the stay-downwind smell line. — Shea Serrano
  • Another participant picks the plane escape, enjoying the giant man wandering the aisle and the line about the aisle seat.
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