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The Rewatchables · August 26, 2025

Witness

host Bill Simmons host Mallory Rubin theme One Word Movie Month

What aged best: Screenplay restraint
Casting what-if: Robert Redford
Weakest link: Rachel’s quick romantic transition

All 37 categories

Who won the movie Harrison Ford
Roger Ebert
“That Guy” Award Carter’s actor
Scorsese or Spielberg Spielberg

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award · 1:22:10

A western rather than a cop movie

Mallory Rubin: The film is argued to be a western and love story with cops, rather than fundamentally a cop movie.

Mallory Rubin: The other response agrees that the police plot is mostly machinery, without the usual station scenes.

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson · 1:56:02

There’s never only one way

Bill Simmons: There’s never only one way is the agreed life lesson.

The film

Witness (1985)

Directed by Peter Weir · Crime

117 minutes

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Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Harrison Ford Detective Captain John Book

Kelly McGillis Rachel Lapp

Josef Sommer Chief Paul Schaeffer

Lukas Haas Samuel Lapp

Jan Rubeš Eli Lapp

Alexander Godunov Daniel Hochleitner

Danny Glover Lieutenant James McFee

Brent Jennings Sergeant Elton Carter

Patti LuPone Elaine Book

Angus MacInnes Sergeant Leon "Fergie" Ferguson

Viggo Mortensen Moses Hochleitner

Frederick Rolf Stoltzfus

Timothy Carhart Detective Ian Zenovich

John Garson Bishop Tchantz

Richard Chaves Detective Sykes

Beverly May Mrs. Yoder

Robert Earl Jones Harry

Ed Crowley sheriff

Sylvia Kauders Tourist lady

Marian Swan Mrs. Schaeffer

Maria Bradley Schaeffer's daughter

Rozwill Young T-Bone

Paul S. Nuss Amish

Emily Mary Haas Amish

Fred Steinharter Amish

John D. King Amish

Paul Goss Amish

Annemarie Vallerio Amish

Bruce E. Camburn Amish

William Francis Town man

Tom W. Kennedy Ticket seller

Ardyth Kaiser Couple in garage

Tom Quinn Couple in garage

Eugene Dooley Detective

Victoria Scott D'Angelo Detective

Everything from the episode

In the order the hosts got to it. Open a row for the discussion.

38:40

Most Rewatchable Scene

Barn dance; final confrontation

In the discussion (14)

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Opening travel and Samuel's expressive child performance are admired; a child-actor Oscar is proposed and the intensity is less straightforward in adult roles. — Bill Simmons
The bathroom murder excels through the stall switch, tiny hands, eyes and hat retrieval, the latter compared to Indiana Jones. — Mallory Rubin
Recognizing Glover's photograph is praised for silence, slow motion, eye contact and Book lowering the finger. — Mallory Rubin
The parking-garage shootout and blood reveal provide smart thriller action, with the elevator motorist adding comedy. — Mallory Rubin
Eli's gun conversation supplies a moving moral argument about hands and hearts, compared to Gandalf's restraint. — Mallory Rubin
The barn dance is the easiest scene choice and an exceptional personal favorite; it also receives the needle-drop award. — Mallory Rubin
The barn dance embodies desire through awkwardness, sweat, lighting and near-kisses; Ford reportedly chose the song, performed as a cover because original rights were unavailable. — Mallory Rubin
The barn raising makes communal work riveting, integrates Ford's carpentry, and conveys rivalry and gossip through lemonade and lunch gestures. — Mallory Rubin
The bath invitation communicates Rachel's confidence and defiance while Book hesitates; lightning, the mirror and the open door make desire visible. — Mallory Rubin
Punching the bully is a satisfying conventional 1980s beat following news of the partner's death; Book openly distinguishes his methods from Amish ones. — Mallory Rubin
The final invasion uses Samuel, livestock and the silo effectively; the surviving chief's surrender is an unusual moral collapse rather than routine violent death. — Bill Simmons
Glover was reportedly originally to die by mule, changed to a shooting at Ford's request; Book's use of farm knowledge pays off earlier scenes. — Mallory Rubin
The climax is the other final scene preference for spatial clarity, renewed thriller tension and the near miss before Book's planned departure; Schaefer likely learns the location only after the bully incident. — Mallory Rubin
The barn dance and final confrontation remain split preferences. — Bill Simmons

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1:00:22

The most 1985 thing

Electronic score

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The coffee-commercial reference is a period candidate and reportedly references Ford missing that advertisement role. — Mallory Rubin
Elaine's appearance and deleted Donkey Kong scene date the film; hiding a paper address would fail in a modern digital system. — Mallory Rubin
The electronic Maurice Jarre score is the stated most-1985 choice, admired but strongly of its era. — Bill Simmons

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1:06:30

What’s Aged the Best?

Screenplay restraint; Ford holding a kitten; dirty cops; Ford’s career; lighting; cast; milking scene; dialogue-free ...

Screenplay restraint; Ford holding a kitten; dirty cops; Ford’s career; lighting; cast; milking scene; dialogue-free farewell

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The screenplay choices and Ford holding the kitten are aged-best selections; the kitten image is requested as funeral imagery. — Bill Simmons
Dirty cops losing their principles, Ford's run, visual restraint, Dutch-master lighting and inexperienced supporting players are aged-best choices. — Mallory Rubin
Haas's unexpected later place in DiCaprio's social circle is noted with basketball-role comparisons. — Mallory Rubin
The early milking scene, its teat joke and calling Book English remain funny. — Bill Simmons
Godunov's life and early death are discussed; Amish observers reportedly watched but would not appear, with Mennonites among the extras. — Bill Simmons
The dialogue-free final romantic farewell is preferred to the scripted explanation. — Mallory Rubin

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1:12:33

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

Sponge bath; Book over the car roof; Samuel’s eyes through the door

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The sponge bath, Book over the car roof and Samuel's eyes through the door are cinematic-shot candidates; the eye shot is reportedly soft-focused and Weir pressed the child for greater fear. — Mallory Rubin

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1:15:44

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

Rachel’s quick romantic transition; Book’s insufficient concern for Carter and Elaine

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Rachel seemingly moves on too quickly after her husband's death; the counterargument says Daniel pursues her and Ford's appeal is exceptional, while conceding limited visible mourning. — Mallory Rubin
Book shows insufficient urgency about danger to Carter and Elaine; protecting Samuel explains some caution but does not eliminate the risk. — Mallory Rubin

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1:18:46

What’s Aged the Worst?

Amish beards; Oscar results; racial profiling; disputed laughing kiss

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Amish beards, that year's Oscar results and racially profiling T-bone are aged-worst choices. — Mallory Rubin
Laughing during the slow-motion kiss is criticized; the defense reads it as joy and feral desire rather than ridicule. — Bill Simmons

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1:21:51

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Eli’s laugh after the milking joke

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Eli's exaggerated laugh after the teat line is the tentative overacting choice; the other response finds no candidate in such an understated film. — Bill Simmons

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1:22:10

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

A western rather than a cop movie; John Book as Ford’s richest role

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The film is argued to be a western and love story with cops, rather than fundamentally a cop movie. — Mallory Rubin
The other response agrees that the police plot is mostly machinery, without the usual station scenes. — Mallory Rubin
John Book is proposed as Ford’s richest and hardest role, above Indiana Jones and Han Solo. — Bill Simmons
Redford is considered less sexually convincing, while Pitt or mid-to-late-2000s DiCaprio might manage the role. — Bill Simmons
The difficulty of combining action, romance and rapport with a child is agreed, though not necessarily the number-one ranking. — Bill Simmons
Crowe is another possible performer, with Proof of Life cited and his magnetism debated. — Bill Simmons
Book, Han Solo and Indiana Jones are proposed as parallel peaks rather than a single best role, with Kimble added as a possibility. — Mallory Rubin

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1:28:39

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Carter’s actor

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Carter's actor, remembered from Another 48 Hrs., is the That Guy choice. — Mallory Rubin

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1:28:46

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

Danny Glover; Patti LuPone

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Danny Glover and Patti LuPone split the heat-check choices, with Elaine's forceful line supporting LuPone. — Bill Simmons

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1:33:14

Apex Mountain

Amish movie characters; corn silos; sponge baths; evil Danny Glover; Lukas Haas

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Ford's Apex is tentatively this prestige breakthrough after earlier franchise peaks, because of the Oscar nomination and first-choice status. — Bill Simmons
McGillis peaks at Top Gun instead. — Mallory Rubin
Amish film characters receive an affirmative Apex; evil Philadelphia police remains uncertain. — Bill Simmons
Corn silos and sponge baths receive affirmative Apex support; corn generally is less certain. — Bill Simmons
The upper-body-only bath and Book's toileting while injured raise practical questions. — Mallory Rubin
Evil Glover receives affirmative Apex with Shooter an alternative; Godunov peaks at Die Hard. — Bill Simmons
Haas receives affirmative acting support then a joking later social-life alternative; train-station murder goes to Blow Out and Mortensen to Aragorn. — Mallory Rubin
Weir's Apex is Dead Poets Society rather than Witness, given subsequent clout and lasting impact. — Mallory Rubin