The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson
"Never trust a chick named after an inanimate object"
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- A new category is announced for this episode only: Best Coughlin lessons, with the laws run through one by one.
- "Anything else is always something better" gets a no.
- Nobody follows these laws and they are all bad; the waitress-crabs and aristocrat-of-the-working-class laws each get a no.
- "Never trust a chick named after an inanimate object", advice about Coral, is liked.
- Remaining laws include never showing surprise, the workers versus the hustlers, and burying the dead.
- Asked which law Craig should live by for ten years, the crabs one is suggested, and the inanimate-object rule is backed as strong.
- A Coughlin's Laws podcast is joked about; the laws are ridiculous but delivered with Confucius-like conviction.
- A participant plans to adopt Coughlin as a Slack persona with laws like never asking a podcaster if he is available before 11 a.m.