In the discussion (1)
- Culkin is the immediate one-Oscar answer.
Mr. Highway wins and is imagined sitting silently in a future podcast studio.
“Once you realize you can do anything, you’re free” is offered, along with practical lessons to hire a sitter and supervise a dangerous child.
Macaulay Culkin is the performance choice, but Kit Culkin is proposed as the shadow producer who forced the film into existence.
The film’s extreme premise, compressed plot logic, and numerous obvious nitpicks make its unintentional comedy unusually strong on a rewatch.
A ranked list of movies about dangerous children places The Exorcist first, The Shining second, Orphan third, We Need to Talk About Kevin fourth, The Omen fifth, The Bad Seed sixth, The Good Son seventh, Brightburn eighth, Late Night with the Devil ninth, and Village of the Damned tenth.
Roger Ebert gave The Good Son one-half star and condemned its use of child performers and its ending; the panel finds his moral reaction understandable but too dismissive of the craft.
The Rock Harbor house wins; the desert home and the coast used for Sleeping with the Enemy are alternatives.
Macaulay Culkin breaking from his sweetheart image, both child performances, practical stunt work, the untouched dead-child bedroom, unsupervised childhood danger, and high-end direction age best.
Quinn Culkin’s performance as Connie is selected, largely because the panel enjoys how visibly she was forced into a substantial role.
“Hey, Mark, don’t fuck with me” wins.