The Italian Job What’s Aged the Best? The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Real vehicles and chases; Mini Coopers; cast driving; Los Angeles locations. The Korean driving range, Samoan crew, and shopkeeper’s financial-crisis prediction are also retained. In the discussion (6) Approx. transcript time · 00:55:46Read transcript The one-last-job setup and Los Angeles River action are proposed. Early-2000s Mini Coopers are proposed. The cast doing its own driving is praised; Charlize is reported best and Mos Def worst. Real vehicles doing real chases in real places is proposed. The Korean driving range and Samoan crew are proposed. The shopkeeper predicting financial collapse is selected as the winner.
The Italian Job The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Body surfacing; Venice pan into the house. Two shots are proposed. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 00:58:48Read transcript Donald Sutherland’s body surfacing is proposed. The pan over Venice and down into the house is proposed.
The Italian Job Chest Rockwell / Brock Landers Award for Best Character Name The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Handsome Rob; Skinny Pete; Left Ear. Handsome Rob and Skinny Pete receive explicit choices. In the discussion (3) Approx. transcript time · 00:59:04Read transcript Left Ear is proposed. Handsome Rob is selected. Skinny Pete is selected.
The Italian Job The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 California Soul; driving techno. California Soul is the named song choice, with the driving music also praised. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 00:59:14Read transcript California Soul is selected. The radio-like techno during driving is also proposed.
The Italian Job Is There a Better Title for This Movie? The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 The L.A. Job or The Hollywood Job. The movie does say the released title phrase. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 00:59:24Read transcript The L.A. Job is proposed. The Hollywood Job is proposed.
The Italian Job The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 The heist economics and small take. The panel questions costs, division of $27 million, collateral damage, lack of police, and why the gold was not worth closer to $100 million. In the discussion (3) Approx. transcript time · 00:59:50Read transcript The crew may clear only a few million after financing both heists. The $27 million take is judged too small for the risk and Hollywood Boulevard damage. The gold is argued to need a value around $100 million.
The Italian Job What’s Aged the Worst? The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Money song; unearned romance; Napster stalking; Stella’s plan; Statham’s hair. The sparse basketball scene is handled separately as a sports category. In the discussion (5) Approx. transcript time · 01:06:32Read transcript The repeated money song is criticized. The final Wahlberg-Theron romance is judged unearned. Lyle cyberstalking his former girlfriend is proposed. Stella announcing her father’s catchphrase during the setup is challenged. Jason Statham’s hair is proposed, followed by discussion of later hair-transplant fashion.
The Italian Job Did This Movie Need a Random Sports Scene? The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Yes: the brief basketball scene. Statham’s defense and checking the ball are criticized; Wahlberg’s shot is treated as a demanded showcase. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:06:41Read transcript The basketball scene is criticized for Jason Statham’s defense and unfamiliarity with checking the ball. Mark Wahlberg is argued to have shoehorned in the shot to display his basketball ability.
The Italian Job The Den of Thieves Benihana Award for Scene-Stealing Location The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Venice. Venice is selected directly. In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:14:53Read transcript Venice is selected as the scene-stealing location.
The Italian Job Hans Gruber Scale Villain Ranking The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 Steve: five or six out of ten. The detached performance is judged mid-scale but perversely enjoyable. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:15:07Read transcript Steve receives a five and a six on the villain scale. The actor’s detachment is said to work for the character.
The Italian Job The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 No selection. The panel does not identify an overacting winner. In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:15:35Read transcript No one is selected for overacting.
The Italian Job Is There a Porn Parody of This Movie? The Italian Job · The Rewatchables ·August 11, 2026 No existing parody found; The Italian Jobs is pitched. The elaborate proposed story is retained as a hypothetical, not an existing work. In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:15:47Read transcript No existing porn parody is reported. — Van Lathan The Italian Jobs is proposed as the title for an elaborate original parody. — Van Lathan
