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What if the whole school blew up at the recital?

In the discussion (6)
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  • The one question: what if Nick realizes at the recital that it is about to blow up, and the whole school explodes as the ending?
  • The school exploding is judged too dark, since hundreds of kids would die, though the film did blow up a prison. — Bill Simmons
  • A note triggering a bomb is compared with Arlington Road, which is said to follow its premise all the way through. — Bill Simmons
  • Nick being strangled by his tie, with a flashback of Clyde rigging his ties, would have been appropriate. — Bill Simmons
  • Clyde could peek from behind the curtain or be the piano accompanist; the film should not have shown the flames around Clyde, leaving his escape open. — Bill Simmons
  • Nick has to die in the last scene, and one voice says they all agree. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (2)
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  • Rambo breaking rocks is explicitly named the Todd Parker Best Character Entrance; the premise is established in under four minutes. — Bill Simmons
  • The opening explosion and quick transition to credits are enjoyed, as are the dialogue about winning this time and Rambo’s immaculate hair. — Kyle Brandt
Rambo: First Blood Part II

Most Rewatchable Scene

The revenge montage, especially the mud-wall reveal

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  • The rock-breaking prison opening establishes the mission quickly, delivers an immediate explosion and ends with the question about getting to win this time; Rambo’s immaculate hair is enjoyed. — Bill Simmons
  • The airplane jump mishap is enjoyed for forcing Rambo to cut away his equipment and for the reaction shots, while the failure to deploy an elite soldier properly is mocked. — Kyle Brandt
  • The meeting with Murdock and Erickson is added to the rewatchable-scene candidates. — Bill Simmons
  • The boat conversation with Co is enjoyed as awkward romantic comedy: becoming war, being expendable, the lucky knife and his interest in her necklace. — Bill Simmons
  • The boat ambush and escape are enjoyed, especially Co greeting Rambo and telling him he is not expendable; the hosts connect the wording jokingly to The Expendables. — Bill Simmons
  • The aborted helicopter rescue and ensuing Trautman–Murdock confrontation are praised. A proposal to strand an injured Trautman with Rambo is rejected because his return confrontation is needed. — Bill Simmons
  • The electrical torture and radio threat to Murdock are praised, including the perfectly timed lightning. The captors are faulted for leaving Rambo unrestrained and insufficiently guarded. — Kyle Brandt
  • The kiss before Co’s death provokes jokes about Rambo’s hygiene after captivity; Schwarzenegger’s resistance to romance scenes in Predator and Commando is contrasted with Stallone’s embrace of them. — Kyle Brandt
  • The revenge montage is praised first for the mud-wall reveal, then its peak is revised to the exploding-arrow kill. The soldier repeatedly missing is compared to Charles Smith failing to score against Chicago and to the UHF parody. — Bill Simmons
  • The slow-motion escape, emergence from beneath the helicopter, helicopter attack and gratuitous Stallone screams are celebrated. The hosts imitate the distinctive Stallone and Schwarzenegger vocalizations. — Kyle Brandt
  • Rambo destroying Murdock’s office and firing into the air is singled out as the best five seconds; he ultimately places the knife beside Murdock instead of killing him. — Bill Simmons
  • The closing patriotic exchange with Trautman and Frank Stallone’s Peace in Our Life are mocked, with the song characterized as a weak Springsteen imitation. — Bill Simmons
  • A rewatch with a son produced similar objections to the melancholy closing songs of both First Blood films; Rambo walking off to nowhere is mocked. — Bill Simmons
  • The murder montage, particularly the mud-wall reveal, is the final Most Rewatchable Scene choice; it is compared to a slasher film and an intensified First Blood sequence. — Kyle Brandt
In the discussion (2)
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  • Period-marker candidates include Martin Kove, Berkoff, the Frank Stallone ending and asking whether they can win this time. Kove is preferred from that list; the rescued prisoner asking the year is also offered. The transcript renders the year inconsistently. — Kyle Brandt
  • A proposed comic beat would let the rescued prisoner ask what he missed, including Jaws and Red Sox and Celtics results. — Bill Simmons
Rambo: First Blood Part II

Gandolfini Butter on My Ass So It Pops in My Mouth Award

Knife sharpening; holding the ammunition belt while firing; villains missing at close range

In the discussion (2)
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  • The Floyd Gondolli enjoyment picks are knife sharpening and firing a belt-fed machine gun while holding the ammunition belt, with the discarded gun compared to a bat flip. — Kyle Brandt
  • Another enjoyment pick is villains missing the hero at near-point-blank range and the camera geometry used to disguise the implausibility. — Bill Simmons
Rambo: First Blood Part II

What’s Aged the Best?

Trautman and his one-liners; recognizable Russian villains; Rambo’s résumé scene; the psychiatric-hospital script idea; Rambo parodies

In the discussion (5)
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  • Aged Best selections include Trautman’s hell/home line and the instantly recognizable Russian villains, whose arrival escalates the stakes. — Bill Simmons
  • Trautman is an Aged Best selection, likened to a wrestling manager who promotes his fighter through polished one-liners and calls him Johnny. — Kyle Brandt
  • A provocative joking reading casts Trautman as in love with Rambo; the hosts recount hostile reactions to their earlier Karate Kid II relationship jokes. — Kyle Brandt
  • Cameron’s psychiatric-hospital opening is discussed as a precursor to Sarah Connor’s Terminator 2 setting. the Hot Shots sequel and especially UHF are praised for parodying the film. — Kyle Brandt
  • The résumé-reading scene is the leading Aged Best pick: Murdock lists Rambo’s background, qualifications, kills and medals. A mock résumé for Kyle Brandt and a joke about the surprisingly low kill count extend the discussion. — Bill Simmons
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