Ebert says the high concept leaves the film on autopilot and misses the story’s point, ending with praise for the kitchen.
Pauline Kale’s separate review says Scott’s finicky care worried the fun out of the story; the response tells her to settle down.

Most Rewatchable Scene

Opening, cop party, apartment and high-society outing are nominated.

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The opening credits and Sting’s then-high singing range are praised.
The extended cop party establishes the promotion and a warm, teasing social world.
Getting lost in Claire’s apartment and her manner of handling the intrusion are memorable.
Tie shopping, wealthy friends fishing for information, the Guggenheim setting and chase are a favorite sequence.
Ellie learning about the tie and the last-day drink are nominated; the lovers’ connection is understood as present-tense escape rather than shared life histories.

What’s Aged the Best?

Cop parties remain enjoyable.

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The long, familiar, teasing party is enjoyed as a social hang and effective promotion exposition.

Picking Nits

The long late-night drink should leave them more intoxicated.

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They get home at three in the morning after drinks; the speakers expect them to be more tipsy or drunk.

Mallory Rubin Award: Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?

Yes, a less chaste scene could clarify the romantic choice.

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The hosts want more heat and contrast between Mike’s intimacy with the two women; fear of losing audience sympathy may explain restraint.

Most Rewatchable Scene

Ellie’s confrontation is a final personal scene choice.

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The lunch confrontation and demand to return for her are praised.
The runner disguise, apartment mirrors and farewell exchange are enjoyed.
The hostage ending and opening club are additional candidates; Ellie learning about Claire is the final personal favorite.

What’s Aged the Worst?

The punch sound is badly timed.

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The punch effect lands late and sounds wrong despite Scott’s visual precision.

Most Rewatchable Scene

The Guggenheim sequence is the other final preference.

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The two personal final picks are the confrontation and Guggenheim outing.

The most "year the movie came out" thing

Sting and Steve Winwood evoke1987.

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Sting’s theme and club music by Winwood are period choices, with Gabriel a contemporary comparison.

What’s Aged the Best?

Adult reactions, the child, cop details and domestic texture

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Ellie works through adultery rather than immediately ending everything, which is appreciated as adult complexity.
Tommy’s easygoing kid performance and Kuntz’s surprise stud earring are favorites.
A cop’s daughter marrying a cop and old-lady phrasing are enjoyed as period details, while the phrase is acknowledged as offensive; Bracco’s future Goodfellas role adds pleasure.
Two-way mirrors, the collared Jets sweatshirt, idea pronunciation, cramped homes and the friend’s bachelor-apartment arrangements are enjoyed.

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

The subway image

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Behringer standing on the subway with the light hitting him is selected and admired.

The Den of Thieves Benihana Award for Scene-Stealing Location

The apartment and Guggenheim are nominated.

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The New York apartment and Guggenheim receive support.

The Slow Ride / Kid Cudi – Pursuit of Happiness Award for Best Needle Drop

Roberta Flack is preferred to Winwood.

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Roberta Flack is the answer.

The Amanda Dobbins Award for Best Piece of Real Estate

Claire’s apartment is nominated, then its set construction complicates the pick.

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The apartment is admired but reportedly built in Burbank; the Guggenheim is then suggested instead, with praise retained for the set.
The nightclub is admired and reportedly filmed on the Queen Mary.

Chest Rockwell / Brock Landers Award for Best Character Name

Wynn Hawkings is nominated; his unclear background prompts questions.

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The early murder victim’s name is the pick; spelling/pronunciation of Venza is separately debated.
The victim’s business, possible mafia ties and relationship with Claire are insufficiently explained.

The Sean Penn “I Brought My Own Pack” Award for Excellence in On-Screen Smoking

Joey Venza smoking while holding the child hostage wins.

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The cigarette, gun and restraint combination is praised as memorable smoking business; the performer’s chain-smoking reputation is discussed.

The Edie Falco in Cop Land Award for the Character Made Hotter by Smoking

Recipient unresolved from the transcript

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A dangling cigarette is mentioned after the hotter-smoking cue; no unambiguous named character is supplied.

The Vincent Chase Award: Are We Sure This Character Is Actually Good at Their Job?

The New York police are the flex choice.

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Knowing the killer yet failing to detain him or protect Claire makes the department look incompetent; the bathroom assault should itself prompt action.

The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film

The last ten minutes fail to resolve the premise coherently.

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Venza’s knowledge and plan, Mike bringing Claire into danger and the hostage swap are implausible, although Ellie shooting the villain is liked.
The period’s villains are described as unmotivated psychos rather than psychologically explained antagonists.

What’s Aged the Worst?

Claire’s self-portrait, the punch and the captain’s probing conversation

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The commissioned portrait is disliked and the bad punch sound reiterated.
Orbach’s hospital relationship probing is dated workplace behavior and conspicuously acted; fixing the punch is desired.

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Venza

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His orders and loud demand for silence in the bathroom are nominated, with his unnoticed party access questioned.

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Venza may save the marriage; the film could have been a great erotic thriller.

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The crisis might reinvigorate Mike and Ellie, though divorce within a year is an alternative.
The strong premise could support a much more erotic film, with several additional intimacy scenes imagined.
Buying Ellie a Claire-like dress is suggested as another way to dramatize the triangle; Craig compares the detailed pitching to sports analysis.

Casting What-Ifs

Rogers auditioned for both women; Stone tested for Claire.

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Rogers reportedly preferred Ellie, returned dressed more elegantly for Claire and had previously tested with Behringer for Body Heat.
Stone reportedly lost Claire to Rogers, then reversed the result with Basic Instinct; the hosts think Stone would make the return to marriage less plausible.

Recasting Couch

Alternative women are tested across eras.

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Sarandon is debated, with Davis or Griffith suggested for Ellie and Griffith’s damaged quality noted.
Later-era Kidman, Chastain and Demi Moore are considered; Rogers’s actual work remains praised.

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Andreas Katsulas

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The Fugitive’s one-armed-man actor qualifies and wins despite the hosts knowing his name.
Mark Moses and TJ’s actor, identified via Marked for Death, are additional candidates.

The Dion Waiters Award for Best Heat Check Performance

Orbach and the provocative party woman receive support.

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Orbach is favored for the love conversation; TJ, Scotty and the murder victim are alternatives.
The shooting-makes-you-hard lady is great in only a minute and a half.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

The party woman’s gun question is revisited.

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Whether shooting causes arousal gets a no followed by uncertainty and a Superbad comparison.

Recasting Couch

Franz or Caruso could fit.

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Dennis Franz as TJ and Caruso as Scotty or possibly Mike are proposed, with the timing considered early for Caruso.

Half-Assed Internet Research

No additional research

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The Queen Mary location and Rogers research are recalled with no additional material.

Apex Mountain

Rogers and the Guggenheim receive support; other peaks are elsewhere.

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Behringer’s Platoon/1987 period and Rogers’s lead-role/Cruise-marriage moment receive support.
Bracco’s Goodfellas, Katsulas’s Fugitive and Scott’s Gladiator are preferred to this film.
Three title-song versions make a case, but Mr Holland’s Opus is preferred for a more famous rendition scene.
Goodfellas is considered for Queens; Coming to America becomes the preferred answer.
The Guggenheim in movies receives support because no other scene comes to mind.
Claire is considered for rich-socialite characters, but The Talented Mr Ripley’s Marge is a strong alternative.

Cruise or Hanks?

Hanks

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Both choose Hanks, after joking about Cruise’s restrained romantic scenes.

Scorsese or Spielberg?

Scorsese is favored.

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The material fits Scorsese, with a cocaine-filled bachelor-apartment scene imagined.

What role would Philip Seymour Hoffman play?

Wynn, Neil or Koontz.

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The murder victim and boyfriend are possibilities; the cop with the stud earring is the other pick.

Picking Nits

Venza’s plan, police logic and Claire’s choices are weak.

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His criminal business, public murder, release and need to kill Claire are unclear; the speakers report that real witness protection would relocate her rather than allow social outings.
Neil needs a stronger reason for Claire’s interest and should not leave her under threat; her informal bathroom wording seems out of character.
Mike should guard the bathroom, and Venza could kill Claire instead of shouting and smearing lipstick before being caught.

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

One participant wants no extension; another pitches a richer television version.

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There is little desire for more backstory outside Venza, and a series might collapse by episode six.
An Apple-style rich-people show could explore Queens cops and marriages, with an absurd child-killer twist joked about; The invited participant says the pitch seeks more erotic scenes.

Is This Movie Better With…?

Wayne Jenkins and Doris Burke impressions are offered.

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A threatening cop impression addresses the two-armed performer and witness intimidation; the other host praises it.
A brief Doris Burke call of Mike’s marital dilemma follows an initial lack of prepared material.

Just One Oscar

Bracco for supporting actress.

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Bracco is selected and praised as a supporting actress.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

How wealthy is Claire, how does she meet people, and what comes after the breakup?

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Inheritance, family money, former engagement and charity work are imagined rather than established.
She is considered an exceptional but intimidating partner; her next relationships after danger and heartbreak are questioned.
An Italian count, much older partner or athlete are joking possibilities.

The Andy and Red – Zihuatanejo Award for What Happens the Next Day?

A bleak divorce future is predicted.

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Mike and Ellie are imagined divorcing, with financial ruin, extra work and early death for Mike; the other speaker agrees.

What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

The Jets sweatshirt; the tie

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The sweatshirt is wanted as a gift and the tie another option, while the bachelor-pad bunk bed is unwanted.

The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

The cynical marriage line and honesty

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Scotty’s claim that marriage is obsolete is nominated; Mike’s admission of feelings is discussed as possible honesty in a close relationship rather than concealment.

Best Double Feature

Jagged Edge and Black Widow are the personal picks.

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Jagged Edge is one choice and Black Widow the other, with Fatal Attraction an alternative.
Jagged Edge’s1985 date is corrected while Suspect is offered as another1987 option; Black Widow shares a strong first90minutes and poor ending.

Who Won the Movie?

Ridley Scott and Mimi Rogers split the choices.

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Scott is selected after the cast is called a push.
Mimi is chosen because this movie left the speaker wishing she had done more, while Braco got other good roles.

Podcast choices

Speaker not identified: Ridley Scott
Speaker not identified: Mimi Rogers

Producer review

Craig enjoyed the unfamiliar film and especially Rogers.

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The invited viewer says the hosts have converted him: this movie hits love triangle, twangy guitar and dance-club squares in80s movie bingo.
The hair is praised but the lack of a strong sex scene or nudity is a miss.
Rogers’s performance impresses a viewer who knew her name but not her face or work.

Apex Mountain

The three lead hairdos are an extra Apex nomination.

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The hairdos are compared to Wade, LeBron and Bosch; the mom hair borders on Marge Simpson.

Did This Movie Need a Random Sports Scene?

A Jets outing is needed; a skateboarding sequence is another idea.

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Mike and cop friends discussing the affair at a Jets game is proposed; Tommy skateboarding while Mike daydreams is an alternative joke.

More from the conversation

Repeated Tubi recommendations prompt a one-for-us episode; Craig’s quoted text sees an unfamiliar mid-budget action film with a major director, while the hosts recognize former screen favorites.

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Meeting Chris Bauer and opening with praise for8mm instead of his better-known work becomes a brief anecdote.

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The flawed-rewatchable checklist allows a great hang, performances exceeding the film, a weak ending and style over plot; random ensemble choices, sex and violence help.

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Rogers and Bracco offer two compelling lives for the married cop; the appeal is understanding temptation without excusing it, in a moral-crossroads thriller tradition.

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The cramped but warm Queens home and expansive Manhattan apartment visually communicate the class choice; Rogers praises Scott’s lighting and lenses.

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A Bobby Wygant interview and modern press-tour comparison lead to Rogers’s reported hair highlights chosen to catch Scott’s nighttime lighting.

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Noir homage, location choice and Scott’s desire for contemporary characters after large-scale genre work explain the film’s look; the complaint about his wife’s swearing reveals class attraction beyond sex.

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Berenger’s charisma seems underused: westerns and larger leading roles are imagined, but a slightly dark character-actor quality distinguishes him from Costner or conventional stars.

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Scott reportedly cast Berenger after a Platoon rough cut; the later B-movie work is enjoyed, while lack of prestige-TV alternatives and limited major roles may explain the career path.

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Bracco’s wife is praised as a difficult, charming role that avoids making the marriage disposable; her modeling background contrasts with the deliberately plain styling.

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A Rogers biography rundown covers early graduation, poker, Mensa, relationships and Scientology; quoted marriage comments are explicitly followed by her retraction/misquotation claim. The speakers speculate that privacy may have shaped her career.

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The Rapture is praised; a half-remembered massage film is identified on the podcast as Full Body Massage with Bryan Brown and Nicolas Roeg, with initial uncertainty about its television status.

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Rogers conveys both an insulated elite social world and new vulnerability, making the cop’s protection and masculinity credible attractions; Jessica Chastain is floated as a current analogue.

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The Gershwin title song appears in Sting, Roberta Flack and original versions; the opening’s nighttime city imagery is compared to Lethal Weapon.

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Scott’s surrounding filmography and the reported12.8-million cost/10.3-million gross establish this as a box-office loser the hosts still enjoy; the spoken budget briefly varies.

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Craig’s proposed intimacy category chooses the awkward hair pulling, compared to checking for a wig or wire; a Michael Douglas/Roxy dance is another reference.

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