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Cruel Intentions

95 minutes

Cast

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Kathryn Merteuil
Ryan Phillippe Sebastian Valmont
Reese Witherspoon Annette Hargrove
Selma Blair Cecile Caldwell
Louise Fletcher Helen Rosemond

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Recruitment; box office; title; dialogue; slap; costumes; pilot; kiss; rating; soundtrack rights; deleted violence

In the discussion (16)
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  • Witherspoon’s first name is reported as Laura, prompting agreement that Reese works better professionally.
  • Roger Kumble reportedly begged Witherspoon over a drunken dinner to accept a fifteen-day shoot, with her boyfriend Phillippe encouraging her.
  • The film is reported to have earned $76 million and spawned two sequels, after an initial mistaken attribution to Dangerous Liaisons is corrected.
  • An apparent Jessica Chastain appearance among the students is investigated during the discussion but not found; it is treated as a lookalike, not a confirmed cameo.
  • Baranski reportedly accepted because her daughters loved Buffy and she wanted to impress them.
  • The original title Cruel Inventions was reportedly changed after test audiences associated it with science fiction.
  • Witherspoon reportedly spent a week revising Annette’s dialogue and adding depth and quirks with Kumble, who praised her ability.
  • The breakup slap reportedly surprised Phillippe, whose reaction was genuine; the intensity allegedly made him vomit after the take.
  • Cecile’s red hoodie reportedly invoked Little Red Riding Hood.
  • An NBC pilot centered on Sebastian and Annette’s son Bash Casey was developed, with Gellar agreeing to return before the network declined it; the group welcomes that cancellation.
  • The Gellar–Blair kiss won an MTV best-kiss award; Gellar reportedly praised Blair’s soft skin and contrasted it with irritation from other screen kisses.
  • Blair is reported as three to five years older than the other young leads.
  • Producer Neal Moritz reportedly contracted for an R rating rather than a softer classification.
  • The escalator/intimacy sequence originally sought the Smashing Pumpkins song To Sheila, but Billy Corgan refused permission.
  • A filmed scene of Sebastian hitting Kathryn was removed to leave her later claim ambiguous; the group argues that showing it would defeat his rapid redemption.
  • Bittersweet Symphony reportedly cost nearly $1 million, about ten percent of the budget, after roughly 200 alternatives failed; the precise timing of the Rolling Stones rights dispute remains uncertain.

Casting What-Ifs

Katie Holmes; Brittany Murphy; Witherspoon’s earlier refusals

In the discussion (4)
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  • Witherspoon reportedly declined Scream; Fear is preferred as her path, with concern that the Scream ensemble might have trapped her in a teen-star identity.
  • Witherspoon also reportedly passed on Urban Legend, which receives a negative assessment.
  • Katie Holmes was considered for Annette, but Kumble reportedly doubted her strength of character; one response thinks she would fit, while others worry about a low-energy pairing with Phillippe.
  • Brittany Murphy was wanted for Cecile but was unavailable.

Picking Nits

Chemistry; escalator continuity; travel timing; absent parents; clothes; collision; bathroom recognition

In the discussion (8)
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  • Phillippe’s charisma and chemistry with Witherspoon are disputed; the claim that off-screen romance impairs screen chemistry is countered with Pitt/Jolie and Cruise/Kidman.
  • The escalator appears stationary for the first steps and moving after the camera angle changes, suggesting stitched takes.
  • Penn Station is considered implausibly romantic, with its actual escalators imagined as obstructed rather than a setting for reconciliation.
  • The Penn Station reunion’s timing and Sebastian’s rapid arrival from the Queensboro Bridge seem implausible.
  • Absent parents seem especially implausible for Annette, whose father is a headmaster, even if wealthy city teenagers might have inattentive traveling parents.
  • The man discovered in the trundle bed walks into the house in his underwear, prompting questions about retrieving his clothes and encountering servants; the spoken actor name is inconsistent.
  • Sebastian’s fatal collision is criticized as staged and physically unconvincing; the participants think the impact might be survivable and that he had room to avoid it.
  • Annette and Kathryn pretending not to recognize each other in the bathroom is challenged, with uncertainty about funeral attendance; others defend the behavior as a social power play.

Roger Ebert's review

In the discussion (1)
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  • Ebert awarded three out of four stars; his praise for its intelligence and mercilessness surprises the group.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Estate location; collision intent; Annette’s forgiveness; Sebastian’s identity

In the discussion (5)
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  • The estate’s location is unresolved: Connecticut, Long Island and Westchester possibilities conflict with references to the island, Penn Station and the property’s scale.
  • Sebastian’s apparent leap toward the cab raises the possibility of a partially intentional death, without settling the interpretation.
  • Annette’s fond memory of Sebastian is questioned given the wager and diary; her controlled, thoughtful persona seems inconsistent with falling for his limited effort and gifts.
  • Sebastian’s contempt for women and comfort with Gregory prompt speculation about unacknowledged attraction, but the group explicitly cannot determine his sexuality.
  • A hypothetical later encounter between Sebastian and Gregory is imagined if Sebastian survived, without treating it as established character history.

Recasting Couch

Noah Centineo; Joe Keery, tentative; Charlie Heaton

In the discussion (1)
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  • Contemporary possibilities include Noah Centineo and Stranger Things actors, with Joe Keery’s name tentatively recalled and Charlie Heaton proposed as a more convincing bad-boy fit.