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Under Siege

103 minutes

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The Rewatchables episode

aired December 25, 2023

Roger Ebert's review

Ebert gave three stars; Siskel and Ebert gave two enthusiastic thumbs up.

In the discussion (2)
  • Ebert called the formula obvious but said the movie started working for him.
  • Siskel called it one of the best moviegoing times of the year.

Casting What-Ifs

The segment was effectively skipped: no casting what-ifs were found beyond Seagal almost not starring.

In the discussion (1)
  • No substantive casting alternative was located.

Recasting Couch

Samuel L. Jackson replacing Gary Busey was the main proposal; Joey Pants joining the Fugitive-linked cast was the alternative.

In the discussion (2)
  • Joey Pants was suggested to deepen the film’s Fugitive DNA.
  • An early-career Samuel L. Jackson was proposed for Krill/Busey’s role.

Half-Assed Internet Research

Research covered Erika Eleniak’s E.T. appearance, Alabama shooting locations, budget-saving rewrites, Seagal’s Pearl Harbor idea, and the film persuading Harrison Ford to make The Fugitive.

In the discussion (7)
  • Eleniak’s first feature role was the girl Elliott kissed in E.T.
  • USS Alabama stood in for USS Missouri.
  • Mobile-area locations and framing made the limited water appear to be open ocean.
  • The script was reduced from an estimated $100 million version to a roughly $30 million production.
  • Seagal proposed incorporating the Pearl Harbor memorial and gathered ships.
  • Harrison Ford reportedly joined The Fugitive after seeing an Under Siege rough cut.
  • The production used a blackout barge and visual blocking to conceal the Alabama’s surroundings.

Picking Nits

The takeover plan, surprise-party cover, one-woman entertainment plan, haircuts, accents, cake logic, pills, injury continuity, ovens, and payment were all questioned.

In the discussion (12)
  • The ease with which armed terrorists boarded a nuclear battleship was the central nit.
  • A surprise party was judged too flimsy a cover for activity on a nuclear battleship.
  • Flying in only one entertainer for the party seemed implausible.
  • Several sailors lacked expected military haircuts.
  • Colm Meaney’s American accent disappears in later scenes.
  • Jordan apparently slept inside the cake without hearing the gunfire.
  • It was unclear whether Busey drugged Jordan or she simply took too many seasickness pills.
  • Ryback’s water injury disappears in the next scene.
  • The galley uses a gas-style oven even though the Navy reportedly uses electric appliances around shipboard weapons.
  • Jordan’s exact job in the attack plan remained unclear.
  • The amount Jordan was promised for the cake appearance was debated.
  • Whether Jordan was ever paid remained unanswered.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

The panel asked whether Ryback or Seagal could cook, whether Seagal needed a ponytail, and how his action-hero physique worked.

In the discussion (3)
  • Was Casey Ryback actually a good cook?
  • Did Seagal need his trademark ponytail?
  • How did Seagal’s unusual action-hero body coexist with total fight dominance?

Best Double Feature

The Fugitive was the consensus anchor; U-571, The Package, and Code of Silence were alternatives.

In the discussion (2)
  • The Fugitive was the obvious pairing because Under Siege led directly to it.
  • U-571, The Package, and Code of Silence were also proposed.