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Toy Soldiers

What’s Aged the Best?

Astin’s athleticism; Wheaton’s accent and earring; opening; Yogurt; score; shooting reactions; plans; expulsion joke; phone-sex nostalgia

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  • Wheaton’s inconsistent exaggerated New York accent and dangling earring supply unintentional comedy; the jewelry is corrected from a cross to an ankh.
  • Astin’s climbing, running, sliding and driving look impressively athletic, inspiring a hypothetical Billy–Rudy crossover.
  • Opening in Colombia and throwing a judge from a helicopter are enjoyable action conventions.
  • The judge’s flying robes, Yogurt’s name, Wheaton’s demeanor, the score and elaborate shooting-victim reactions are enjoyed.
  • The boys’ detailed intelligence folder and maps are impressively organized.
  • The Guinness-record expulsion joke recalls familiar action-film dialogue.
  • Phone-sex lines recall a period of scarce adult material and communal teenage curiosity.