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The Bad News Bears

Picking Nits

Kelly’s slide and safe call; pitching; batting order; field positions; motorcycle crash; league eligibility; chemistry; Yankees recruitment; Rudy’s athleticism

In the discussion (11)
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  • Kelly should have slid headfirst to score; his exceptional hitting makes the unsuccessful slide frustrating.
  • Rudy’s size prompts the argument that he should hit for power and could beat up Kelly.
  • Repeated slow-motion viewing supports the claim that Kelly scored, prompting a joking theory that Turner bribed the hostile umpires.
  • Kelly should pitch, especially the final inning, because the best young athlete normally pitches; losing him in center field is considered an acceptable trade.
  • Rudy should not bat between Kelly and Engelberg; an alternative order puts Kelly first, Engelberg second and Rudy third to maximize Kelly’s appearances.
  • Ahmad is wasted in right field; left or center field is proposed despite his desire to imitate Hank Aaron.
  • Kelly should play shortstop and Tanner should move to second base.
  • Kelly inexplicably rides his motorcycle into a wall after vandalizing the field.
  • Kelly is permitted to join the league despite his earlier vandalism.
  • Kelly’s sudden lack of chemistry problems is questioned, with a defense that others feared him without knowing him.
  • The Yankees should already have recruited Kelly given his obvious ability.