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Saving Private Ryan

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Burns’s unrealized movie-star career; Out of Sight or The Truman Show for Best Picture

In the discussion (9)
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  • The suggestion that the last battle is better than the first is considered but withdrawn as a take the speaker does not fully believe.
  • Burns is praised as excellent and as a potential major mainstream star whose focus on writing and directing repetitive personal films limited his acting career.
  • Burns is imagined in the commercial lane Affleck occupied, including Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor; Affleck replacing him in Ryan is considered possible but inferior.
  • Burns’s familiar Long Island charm is described as appealing for a few hours but lacking a further dimension, beginning a counterargument about his range.
  • Burns’s films are described as variations on the same romantic problem; his real-life attractiveness and relationships make his unlucky-in-love persona less convincing. His screen presence is distinguished from acting range.
  • The gap before 15 Minutes and the subsequent film choices are cited as missed opportunities for a cop or crime movie; replacing Norton in 25th Hour is floated but Norton’s greater acting ability is acknowledged.
  • A Long Island crime film is imagined as a direction Burns never pursued, with the geographical difficulty of escaping after a bank robbery becoming a joke.
  • The assumption that Ryan deserved Best Picture is challenged through a present-day preference for watching Out of Sight, leading to a debate about what Oscars should reward.
  • The Truman Show is proposed as the more original and prescient film of its moment, with Carrey at his peak.