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Half-Assed Internet Research

Role preparation; barn raising; silo safety; boycott; Kurosawa’s admiration

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Approx. transcript time · 01:31:02Read transcript
  • Ford researched Philadelphia homicide while McGillis lived with an Amish widow and seven children; Ford deliberately avoided Amish research to preserve Book's ignorance.
  • Character-based excuses for research are compared with Rupert Grint's homework anecdote, followed by sexual jokes.
  • The barn raising expanded from a paragraph; the silo actor reportedly had a hidden scuba regulator, prompting concern and jokes about danger.
  • An Amish religious-freedom organization reportedly urged boycott; Kurosawa's admiration is celebrated.
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Apex Mountain

Amish movie characters; corn silos; sponge baths; evil Danny Glover; Lukas Haas

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Approx. transcript time · 01:33:14Read transcript
  • Ford's Apex is tentatively this prestige breakthrough after earlier franchise peaks, because of the Oscar nomination and first-choice status.
  • McGillis peaks at Top Gun instead.
  • Amish film characters receive an affirmative Apex; evil Philadelphia police remains uncertain.
  • Corn silos and sponge baths receive affirmative Apex support; corn generally is less certain.
  • The upper-body-only bath and Book's toileting while injured raise practical questions.
  • Evil Glover receives affirmative Apex with Shooter an alternative; Godunov peaks at Die Hard.
  • Haas receives affirmative acting support then a joking later social-life alternative; train-station murder goes to Blow Out and Mortensen to Aragorn.
  • Weir's Apex is Dead Poets Society rather than Witness, given subsequent clout and lasting impact.
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Picking Nits

Gunshot survival and recovery; unheard child; ineffective garage attack; spending criminal proceeds

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Approx. transcript time · 00:56:06Read transcript
  • Whether corn would kill is questioned, with suffocation, debris and inability to escape offered in defense; the greenhouse death in another film is compared.
  • Racial profiling is objectionable, and surviving blood loss and infection with a poultice strains belief.
  • Book's rapid recovery to heavy carpentry, lifting and fighting is implausible.
  • The killers should hear Samuel urinating, and his swift evasive instincts are questioned while admired.
  • Samuel's unspoiled instincts could explain his quick response to danger.
  • McPhee should bring backup and finish the garage attack given the money at stake.
  • How corrupt officers could spend such a large fortune without attracting attention is unresolved; retirement or hidden investments are suggested.
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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Jacob’s death; unshown intimacy; later relationships; adapting to Amish life

In the discussion (10)
Approx. transcript time · 01:36:14Read transcript
  • The upper-body-only bath and Book's toileting while injured raise practical questions.
  • Jacob's cause of death is unknown; an orchestrated accident is jokingly proposed then doubted because Daniel appears incapable of violence.
  • Illness compounded by inadequate treatment is another speculative explanation, with intentionally absurd remedy jokes.
  • Sex after the kiss is affirmed on the basis of the screenplay and DVD essay, despite not being shown.
  • The location of that intimacy is unknown; grass, a grave, an unfinished barn and the dance barn are imagined alternatives.
  • Whether Daniel could satisfy Rachel after Book is questioned.
  • Continued contact between Book and Samuel is hoped for and considered likely, with a return visit potentially unsettling the marriage.
  • A later letter reporting Eli's death from poor treatment is a joke.
  • Living Amish is appealing only in selected respects: Book and fresh food attract, while losing television does not; cream in coffee prompts a digression.
  • Electricity, religion, showers, sports and media would obstruct adapting to Amish life; the initial belief there is no coffee is corrected by the movie's coffee scene.
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