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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

What’s Aged the Best?

Slaughterhouses as a horror setting; grave robbing as a premise; the graveyard scene; seatless 70s vans; the We Slaughter BBQ sign; chainsaws; the dad and his hitchhiker son; fear of the wrong hitchhiker; the poster; the one-chainsaw budget and 868 edits; its influence on Alien and other filmmakers; Daniel Pearl's cinematography; Marilyn Burns' screams; the helper who turns on you; Leatherface's masks; the film as a rich text

In the discussion (9)
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  • Slaughterhouses make a great horror location, tying human violence to a murderous bent of society, and grave robbing creates dread through the radio report and the opening shot of the statue of bones in the graveyard.
  • The graveyard scene, with the old drunk and the people leering at the women, is low-key creepy; every stop is meant to be small-town America backbone, a gas station or a graveyard, shown in its most demonic version.
  • Seventies vans with no seats or seatbelts and everyone piled in the back, and the We Slaughter BBQ sign, which promises the freshest possible barbecue.
  • Chainsaws are still underrated, Scarface has a great one, and seeing one makes you want to grab it and do the Leatherface.
  • The dad and his hitchhiker son, with lines like 'come here, you nap-haired idiot'; the fear of picking up the wrong hitchhiker; and the poster.
  • They had only one chainsaw and one Leatherface outfit for the whole movie, there are 868 edits in an 83-minute movie, and the film inspired Ridley Scott to make Alien.
  • It was hugely influential, loved by Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino and Friedkin; Daniel Pearl's cinematography is called easily the best aspect, a precursor to Paris, Texas vistas mixed with handheld documentary style, looking far better than the shoestring budget allows.
  • Marilyn Burns' screaming, the trope of the person you think will help turning on you, and the masks: Gunnar Hansen described a killing mask, an old lady mask and a pretty woman mask, the last worn at dinner with a wig and black suit because in Texas you dress up for dinner.
  • The film is a rich text, with countless books and analysis from gender studies to anthropology about its relevance to Texas and American history in the Nixon era; the best horror says something about its time.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

The Great Shot Gordo Award for Most Cinematic Shot

The last shot; the shot under the swing of Pam walking toward the house

In the discussion (1)
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  • The last shot was already covered; a different pick is the shot under the swing of Pam walking toward the house, defended with a joke about her figure, and the film has a couple of random, very long shots.
In the discussion (2)
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  • The human sausage is the obvious pick, with the discussion of head cheese also mentioned; head cheese is looked up as ground cow head turned not into cheese but a jelly.
  • Whether Franklin was eating human meat or plain barbecue from the gas station is debated: he seems puzzled by the first bite of the sausage but finishes it.
In the discussion (2)
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  • They worked on Saturn's Return and also considered Leatherface and Headcheese; Headcheese is not a bad title, though under it the movie makes a dollar.
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre is called one of the better titles of the last 55 years because it tells you what the movie is going to do.
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What’s Aged the Worst?

No nude scene despite horror expectations; Sally's 'I'll do whatever you want' plea; only one chainsaw death; the beating the actors took; the sound of the hammer on Kirk's skull

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  • A participant's wife was surprised there was no nude scene shoehorned in as in every horror movie; at the watering hole the hosts expected one, and the family shows no interest in Sally as a pretty young woman, in it for the love of the game.
  • The victims are not killed because they are having sex but because they go looking for gasoline.
  • Sally's plea at the dinner table that she will do whatever they want is flagged, though one host counters that she is trying to live.
  • There is only one chainsaw death, Franklin's, with more hammer than chainsaw, and the actors got beaten up, Marilyn Burns above all, hit in the head with a rubber hammer, landing from windows and running through branches; according to Hooper, everyone hated his guts by the wrap party.
  • The sound of the hammer hitting Kirk's skull returns whenever the participant cracks a shoulder.
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When I Would Have Died

When the grandfather sucks the bloody finger; during the hitchhiker scene in the van

In the discussion (2)
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  • One participant dies when the grandfather is sucking the bloody finger, by swallowing their tongue or dying afraid; another would roll out of the van at 45 miles per hour when the hitchhiker starts going off.
  • As Franklin, getting knocked off the road by a truck while urinating into a coffee can, a bad omen early in the film, would be the end, and not making it through the hitchhiking is also offered.
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The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

This is the scariest movie ever made; film shoots should go back to being nightmare shoots; Leatherface was the victim; the hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface

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  • One take is that this is the scariest movie ever made: the participant first saw it at 18 or 19 on VHS after moving into a run-down house in Mission Hill, was up the rest of the night, and, as with Blair Witch, wondered whether it was real; no movie has disturbed them like it.
  • Another calls it about as unsettling as it gets because it is not supernatural like The Exorcist or Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers; these people could really exist.
  • Asked for a hottest take, a participant argues movie shoots should go back to being nightmare shoots, 100 degrees and the same outfit, with a waiver like climbing Everest, because it gets the best performance.
  • None of the actors participated in the profits after the film became a hit, which recalls complaints from the Obsession set; today people on set would post stories about inhumane working conditions.
  • The take is that Leatherface was the victim. — Bill Simmons
  • The take is called a really good one, with the defense that multiple people came into his house, he was defending his property, and taxidermy is his hobby.
  • During the scene discussion, offered as one of a participant's hottest takes, the hitchhiker is called scarier than Leatherface because everybody has had an interaction with someone fully gone.
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