There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Brandy Booth Award for Best Performance by a Pet Puffy In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:00:26Read transcript Puffy is selected as an exceptional comic dog performance — Bill Simmons
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie The movie’s dense exchanges and Pat Healy’s elaborate deception supply the quoted favorites In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:02:49Read transcript A belated best-quote prompt introduces several dialogue exchanges Healy’s escalating false identity and injury story is praised — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award Matt Dillon’s heightened Pat Healy performance In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:06:18Read transcript Matt Dillon is considered for deliberately dialing Pat Healy up — Sean Fennessey The performance’s slapstick and screwball register is defended as fitting the film — Sean Fennessey
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary What’s Aged the Worst? Brett Favre’s cameo In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:09:15Read transcript Brett Favre’s once-perfect 1998 casting is now described as uncomfortable — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary When I Would Have Died Ted’s freeway encounter with the hitchhiker In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:10:07Read transcript The zipper injury and confrontation with Mary’s father are rejected as the fatal point — Sean Fennessey The hitchhiker encounter is selected as the point where the speaker would have died
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award Ted may be the most deranged suitor; Drew Bledsoe passing on the cameo was pivotal In the discussion (3) Approx. transcript time · 01:10:35Read transcript Ted is argued to be as deranged as Mary’s other pursuers — Bill Simmons Drew Bledsoe reportedly declined the football-star cameo after a public nightclub incident — Chris Ryan Bledsoe declining is called an underrated break for Patriots fans — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Casting What-Ifs The Drew Bledsoe cameo possibility and alternate Ted and Healy actors In the discussion (3) Approx. transcript time · 01:12:30Read transcript Drew Bledsoe was reportedly wanted for the football-star role — Chris Ryan Owen Wilson and Jon Stewart were reportedly considered for Ted — Chris Ryan Bill Murray, Vince Vaughn, and Cuba Gooding Jr. were reportedly considered for Pat Healy — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award Richard Tyson In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:16:35Read transcript Lenny Clarke and Steve Sweeney are declared ineligible because the speakers know them — Chris Ryan Richard Tyson is proposed as the eligible choice — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Recasting Couch Norm Macdonald as Tucker and a lurid-thriller version In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:18:55Read transcript Norm Macdonald is proposed as Tucker, potentially without the English accent — Chris Ryan The same plot is proposed as a lurid thriller
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Apex Mountain Cameron Diaz, Chris Elliott, “franks and beans,” and Jonathan Richman: yes In the discussion (7) Approx. transcript time · 01:23:26Read transcript Ben Stiller is judged not yet at his apex — Chris Ryan Cameron Diaz is judged at her apex — Chris Ryan Matt Dillon’s apex is placed in his early-1980s teen-star period — Chris Ryan The Farrelly brothers are debated between this film and Peter Farrelly’s later Best Picture win Chris Elliott is judged near or at his apex “Franks and beans” is judged an apex comic phrase and penis-injury gag Jonathan Richman’s appearances are judged an apex — Chris Ryan
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Cruise or Hanks? Tom Hanks In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:28:43Read transcript Tom Cruise is proposed as Healy or the hitchhiker Tom Hanks is proposed as Ted or Healy and ultimately selected
There's Something About Mary · The Rewatchables ·May 5, 2026 There's Something About Mary Scorsese or Spielberg? Martin Scorsese In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:29:07Read transcript Martin Scorsese is selected because the premise can be viewed as a thriller — Bill Simmons
