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Gladiator

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Oliver Reed wins for Proximo’s scenery-chewing line readings; the subsequent research anecdote says Reed challenged Russell Crowe to a fight.

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Approx. transcript time · 01:05:02Read transcript
  • Oliver Reed is selected for his grand, scenery-chewing Proximo speeches.
  • A research anecdote says Reed took an instant dislike to Crowe and challenged him to a fight.
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Gladiator

Half-Assed Internet Research

Research covers the cost of digitally completing Oliver Reed footage, historical Marcus Aurelius, Commodus, Maximus, and Lucilla, Crowe’s injuries, the Gladiator effect, sequel plans, Nick Cave’s script, and the film’s unusual finality.

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  • Digitally completing Oliver Reed footage reportedly cost an extra $3.2 million.
  • Marcus Aurelius died during the Antonine Plague rather than being murdered by Commodus.
  • Historical Commodus fought in arenas, brutalized disabled people, ruled after his father, and was strangled in his bath by the wrestler Narcissus.
  • Maximus is identified as a fictional character.
  • Lucilla was implicated in an assassination plot, exiled, and later executed on her brother’s order.
  • Russell Crowe accumulated numerous injuries, including finger numbness, Achilles trouble, broken and cracked bones, tendon injuries, and a wound visible on screen.
  • The film is credited with a “Gladiator effect” that revived popular interest in classical history and historical epics.
  • Years of sequel ideas included a Maximus prequel and Lucius sequel.
  • Nick Cave wrote an unmade sequel in which Maximus returns from hell, fights through history, and ends as a modern Pentagon general.
  • The panel notes that a comparable modern action film would likely reserve its hero for sequels, while Gladiator gains power from Maximus dying.
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Gladiator

Apex Mountain

Crowe and Connie Nielsen receive affirmative apex rulings; Hans Zimmer is proposed, gladiator movies are disputed against Spartacus, incest is deferred to Game of Thrones, and touching wheat is affirmed.

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  • Russell Crowe receives three audible affirmative apex judgments.
  • Hans Zimmer is proposed for Apex Mountain.
  • Connie Nielsen receives an unquestionable affirmative ruling.
  • Gladiator movies are disputed against Spartacus on quality and historical impact.
  • Incest is denied because it peaks later in Game of Thrones.
  • Touching wheat is jokingly affirmed as an apex, with Gladiator said to take the image fully mainstream.
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Gladiator

Picking Nits

Commodus’s delayed killing of Maximus, ride timing, Germany-to-Spain travel, and the forest execution are questioned.

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Approx. transcript time · 01:21:03Read transcript
  • Commodus should kill Maximus immediately.
  • The ride-to-dawn timing is questioned.
  • Travel from Germany to Spain is implausibly compressed.
  • The execution squad’s forest procedure is questioned.
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Gladiator

Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

The panel advises against expanding the film into a ten-episode remake because Rome already covered the terrain; it then traces apparent Gladiator echoes in Game of Thrones.

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  • Rome is cited as an existing series in the same space.
  • The film should not be remade.
  • Game of Thrones carries direct echoes of the film’s political and arena spectacle.
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Gladiator

Probably Unanswerable Questions

The panel asks which arena mask each host would choose, whether Gladiator is a sports movie, how to classify Commodus’s predation, and which WWE plot the story resembles; it also records a Ridley Scott marriage fact.

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  • Which of the available gladiator masks would each host choose?
  • Does Gladiator qualify as a sports movie?
  • Is Commodus primarily motivated by incest or by pedophilia?
  • The actor playing Maximus’s wife, Giannina Facio, married Ridley Scott in 2015.
  • Which WWE plot does Maximus versus Commodus resemble?
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Gladiator

Who Won the Movie?

Russell Crowe wins two explicit votes; Joaquin Phoenix receives one, and fields of wheat receive a joke vote.

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Escape From New York

Roger Ebert's review

Roger Ebert’s stated score is two and a half stars, which the panel considers too lukewarm.

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  • The stated score is two and a half stars.
  • The quoted review calls it a merely good thriller that rehashes familiar science-fiction ingredients for cynical times.
  • The panel gives the review an L and questions comparing the movie to Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Escape From New York

Most Rewatchable Scene

The gladiator match wins one ballot and the opening setup wins another, amid a broad set of action and world-building alternatives.

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  • The Hawk briefing is praised for revealing Snake’s decorated military past and criminal sentence through an absurd rescue proposition and clipped sarcasm.
  • Lee Van Cleef’s earring and severe presentation deepen Hawk’s villainous authority.
  • Snake landing a one-seat glider on the World Trade Center is praised despite questions about how the president would have escaped with him.
  • The first Duke sighting, chandelier Cadillac, stolen car, and run down Broadway form another favored action passage.
  • The Duke firing repeatedly around the president while forcing his slogan is singled out as an absurd high point.
  • Romero’s finger-delivery countdown establishes how strange prison society has become.
  • The gladiator match is selected for its unexplained entrance, Ox Baker reveal, nail-studded bats, live music, and cross-cut rescue attempt.
  • The bridge escape and president killing the Duke complete a favored finale sequence.
  • The map-like opening that raises the prison walls wins another ballot for producing immediate physical excitement.
  • The sewer attack and Chock Full o’ Nuts abduction are praised for making every surface in Manhattan feel dangerous.
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