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The Departed

151 minutes

Cast

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Leonardo DiCaprio Trooper William "Billy" Costigan Jr
Matt Damon Staff Sergeant Colin Sullivan
Jack Nicholson Francis "Frank" Costello
Mark Wahlberg Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam
Martin Sheen Captain Oliver "Charlie" Queenan
Ray Winstone Arnold "Frenchie" French
Vera Farmiga Dr. Madolyn Madden
Alec Baldwin Captain George Ellerby
Anthony Anderson Trooper Brown
Kevin Corrigan Sean Costigan

The Departed | The Rewatchables

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Apex Mountain

The category is explicitly declined because this is considered nobody’s career apex.

In the discussion (1)
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  • The four stars’1997 achievements are contrasted with this film, and Apex Mountain is declined as nobody’s apex.

Most Rewatchable Scene

The opening briefing with DiCaprio, Baldwin and Wahlberg receives one explicit choice; the rooftop meeting and death are another rewatch anchor, alongside major calls and showdowns.

In the discussion (7)
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  • The Nicholson–DiCaprio confrontation repeatedly asking whether he is still a cop is nominated.
  • Queenan’s rooftop death and body fall are nominated.
  • Wahlberg killing Matt Damon at the end is nominated.
  • Sullivan calling Costigan on Queenan’s dead phone is nominated.
  • Costigan’s sudden elevator death is nominated and remembered for making the theater gasp.
  • The opening briefing with DiCaprio, Baldwin and Wahlberg is explicitly selected as most rewatchable.
  • The rooftop meeting with Queenan is described as the part one host always watches, including Queenan’s fall and the reaction afterward.

Casting What-Ifs

Brad Pitt, Ray Liotta, Denis Leary, Pacino, De Niro, Gibson, and RZA appear in the reported or imagined alternate cast, with uncertainty around some Nicholson improvisation stories.

In the discussion (8)
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  • Brad Pitt was reportedly set for the Damon part, dropped out, and produced instead.
  • Ray Leota was reportedly set for Dignam but could not do it.
  • Denis Leary was the next reported Dignam possibility and also could not do it.
  • Al Pacino was the first reported Costello choice and is debated as an alternate.
  • Robert De Niro reportedly declined Queenan to make The Good Shepherd.
  • Mel Gibson reportedly could not play the Alec Baldwin part because he was filming Apocalypto.
  • RZA was reportedly offered the Anthony Anderson role.
  • Nicholson’s proposed prostitute scene and retained dildo improvisation are presented with explicit uncertainty.

What’s Aged the Best?

DiCaprio versus Damon, the delayed title, Baldwin and Wahlberg’s department, the cranberry-juice scene, Costello’s death, Dropkick Murphys, and contemporary Boston sports links lead aged-best.

In the discussion (8)
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  • The contrast between DiCaprio and Damon is praised.
  • The title arriving about eighteen minutes into the movie is praised.
  • Costigan’s jail workout is part of the delayed-title sequence.
  • Alec Baldwin and Mark Wahlberg running an internal-affairs-on-internal-affairs department is praised.
  • The cranberry-juice confrontation is praised as a perfect scene.
  • Costello’s death is nominated.
  • Dropkick Murphys entering with the title is praised.
  • The Dropkick Murphys cue is linked to the closer transcribed Papoban and the Red Sox era.

What’s Aged the Worst?

T9 pocket texting is the explicit final choice with agreement. Nicholson’s performance, Wahlberg’s hair, the envelope panic, rooftop trap and microchip subplot are other criticisms; Gimme Shelter is explicitly a nonwinning nominee.

In the discussion (7)
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  • Nicholson’s entire performance is nominated as aged worst.
  • Mark Wahlberg’s hair is criticized.
  • Costigan’s panic and handling of the Citizens Bank envelope are questioned against his established intelligence.
  • Costigan’s plan to trap Matt Damon’s character on the same roof where Queenan died is questioned.
  • Damon sending a complicated T9 text in his pocket is the explicit winner, with agreement, and is considered implausible and dated.
  • The Chinese-microchip subplot is dismissed as confusing.
  • Scorsese’s third use of “Gimme Shelter” is criticized as overuse despite other strong Stones choices.

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Mark Rolston and Kevin Corrigan remain split choices after nominees Ray Winstone, James Badge Dale, Anthony Anderson, and David O’Hara.

In the discussion (7)
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  • Ray Winstone is nominated as Mr. French, with debate over whether the role should have gone to an even bigger actor.
  • James Badge Dale is nominated as Trooper Barrigan.
  • Anthony Anderson is nominated as a 2006 That Guy who later became a name.
  • David O'Hara is nominated as Fitsy.
  • Mark Rostin is one host’s winner because of his Shawshank identity as Boggs.
  • Kevin Corrigan is the other host’s winner as the perfect Costigan cousin.
  • The hosts end by agreeing to disagree rather than naming co-winners.

Half-Assed Internet Research

Research covers Winstone and Nicholson’s friction, Nicholson’s Red Sox/Celtics refusal, DiCaprio’s project choice, accent coach Jay Giannone, profanity, and Wahlberg drawing on people who arrested him.

In the discussion (6)
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  • Ray Winstone reportedly said he and Nicholson did not get along during filming.
  • Nicholson reportedly refused a Red Sox hat and banned Celtics hats on set.
  • DiCaprio left The Good Shepherd to make The Departed.
  • DiCaprio’s Boston accent coach is named as Jay Giannone.
  • The film is reported to use “fuck” or derivatives 238 times.
  • Wahlberg reportedly based Dignam on a compilation of people who arrested him as a youth.

Unintentional Comedy Award

Nicholson running is the declared winner over Scorsese’s Stones habit, the dildo, flip phones, and Sullivan’s impotence dialogue.

In the discussion (5)
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  • Scorsese’s repeated “Gimme Shelter” use is nominated through jokes about placing the song over other films.
  • Costello’s dildo is nominated.
  • The flip phones are nominated as funny in retrospect.
  • Sullivan’s impotence material and Baldwin’s “mine’s working overtime” line are nominated.
  • Nicholson’s three-second run is selected as the funniest moment.

Picking Nits

Costigan accepting undercover erasure, the impossible statehouse view, the central romance, Madolyn’s inaction, an intentionally forgettable killer, Queenan missing Sullivan, and the literal final rat drive the nitpicks.

In the discussion (7)
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  • Costigan’s willingness to accept the undercover assignment and identity erasure is questioned.
  • Damon’s character’s impossible statehouse apartment view is questioned.
  • Whether Costigan and the doctor would get together is questioned and then accepted through a larger reading of Costigan and Damon’s character as opposing ways of living.
  • the doctor not turning Damon’s character in after Costigan’s death is questioned.
  • Casting a forgettable actor as Costigan’s killer is debated against using a more famous face that would telegraph his purpose.
  • Queenan’s failure to suspect Damon’s character despite obvious suspicious behavior is questioned.
  • The literal rat at the end is criticized as an overly explicit symbol, then partly defended as a closing bow.

The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie

The job/other-guy exchange and other insults are nominated; Two weeks with pay receives explicit favorite status, and the prescription/scotch retort is the separate answer.

In the discussion (6)
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  • The cranberry-juice exchange is nominated.
  • The guy who does his job / the other guy exchange is nominated without adding a character attribution absent from the cited segment.
  • Dignam’s “maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself” and dead-phone lines are nominated.
  • Costello’s environment line and other aphorisms are nominated.
  • The world needs plenty of bartenders is nominated; the immediately following Two weeks with pay receives the explicit favorite status.
  • Costigan’s request for two pills and joke about scotch and a handgun is another favorite.

Who Won the Movie?

Leonardo DiCaprio is selected with explicit agreement; repeated assent is not counted as a third independent ballot. Wahlberg’s first-viewing impact and Damon’s performance are praised, while Nicholson is said to lose the movie.

In the discussion (4)
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  • The choice is Leo, followed by agreement on Leo winning the movie.
  • Mark Wahlberg is described as overwhelming on early viewings before the preference shifts to DiCaprio.
  • Matt Damon is praised for his creep performance and as the structural counterpart.
  • Nicholson is said to lose the movie because of excess.
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The costly all-star ensemble is praised against a newer model of one or two expensive leads and cheaper supporting casts. The speakers speculate about salary-heavy budgeting and New York tax-credit filming; each star appears determined to dominate limited screen time.
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The1997 career peaks of Wahlberg, Damon, DiCaprio and Nicholson are contrasted with2006: Damon is established in franchises, DiCaprio is proving range after Titanic, and Nicholson is entering an unusual late-career villain role.
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Scorsese’s Oscar win is weighed against earlier missed opportunities and the competing2006 nominees; the speakers accept The Departed as the best choice while noting a makeup-award feeling. DiCaprio’s Blood Diamond campaign instead of this film is criticized.
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The Departed, Wolf and Django are named as three favorite DiCaprio performances without an internal ranking; The Revenant is characterized as a physically demanding awards performance.
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The panel ranks seven Boston accents into yes/maybe/no-way groups: Damon and Wahlberg lead; Baldwin and DiCaprio are debated; Sheen, Farmiga, and Nicholson are criticized. This is a structured discussion, but no formal category or flex cue is spoken.
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After the winner, the panel argues that Nicholson loses the movie through a loose, inconsistent performance and accent, while acknowledging that his entertaining excess may help rewatchability.
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DiCaprio and Damon swapping roles is tested; the panel thinks Damon could play Costigan but DiCaprio could not play Sullivan as effectively.
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Dignam killing Sullivan is praised for the outfit and catharsis; reported Departed 2 pitches involving Wahlberg are discussed.
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The panel argues that The Departed’s flaws and loose ends help make it rewatchable, contrasting its roller-coaster quality with the tighter No Country for Old Men and the deliberateness of Heat.
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Infernal Affairs is recommended as entertaining and tighter than the remake.
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