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Minority Report

year 2002 decade 00s director Steven Spielberg

146 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Tom Cruise Officer John Anderton

Colin Farrell Danny Witwer

Samantha Morton Agatha

Max von Sydow Director Lamar Burgess

Lois Smith Dr. Iris Hineman

Minority Report | The Rewatchables

aired April 22, 2025

host Bill Simmons host Chris Ryan host Van Lathan

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Tom Cruise Learned How to Do It Himself Award

Tom Cruise: underwater air bubbles

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A newly proposed Tom Cruise Learned How to Do It Himself Award goes to Cruise reportedly learning to release the underwater bubbles instead of using CGI.

Tom Cruise Award for Most Awkward Moment When Someone Kisses Tom Cruise

Dr. Iris kissing Cruise

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The Tom Cruise Award for Most Awkward Moment When Someone Kisses Tom Cruise goes to Dr. Iris’s kiss.

Tom Cruise Running Award for Best Running in a Movie

Tom Cruise (Farrell also praised)

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Cruise wins the Tom Cruise Running Award, with Farrell’s skid and sprint praised as competition.

Only Tom Cruise Would Do This Award

Eyes held open with metal instruments

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Holding his eyes open with metal instruments is favored over learning the oxygen-bubble trick or shaving his head; actually replacing his eyes is a joke.

Best Dick Ever: Best Philip K. Dick Movie Adaptations

Blade Runner best; Total Recall most rewatchable

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An invited flex asks for the best Philip K. Dick adaptations: Minority Report, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner and The Adjustment Bureau are nominated. One ordering begins Blade Runner and Total Recall; another specifies Blade Runner, Minority Report and Total Recall, while Scanner is especially faithful in spirit.
The Adjustment Bureau is defended by its proposer but rejected by two responses. Blade Runner is agreed to be best, whereas Total Recall is preferred for desert-island entertainment and rewatchability.