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Can't Buy Me Love

94 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Patrick Dempsey Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson Cindy Mancini
Courtney Gains Kenneth Wurman
Tina Caspary Barbara
Seth Green Chuckie Miller
Sharon Farrell Mrs. Mancini
Dennis Dugan David Miller
Eric Bruskotter Big John
Cort McCown Quint
Cloyce Morrow Judy Miller
Steve Franken Moda Clerk
Ami Dolenz Fran
Max Perlich Lester
Phil Simms Rock
George Gray III Bobby Hilton
Jimmie Lee Mitchell Mr. Webbly
Jan Rooney Mrs. Hagmer
James Gooden Mr. Wurman
Erin O'Flaherty Jr. Wurman
Ty Gray Duane
Will Hannah Camera salesman
Todd Walsh Stocky Jones
Wayne Chandler African host
Meredith Wagelie Freshman #1
Jennifer Nelson Freshman #2
Corissa Miller Transfer girl
Lisa Givens Bambi La Brock

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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Transactional teen romances; Beatles licensing; slow clap origins; reunion plausibility

In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 00:04:41Read transcript
  • Other teen romances centered on a monetary transaction are sought, with Pretty Woman as a later comparison.
  • The Beatles song was reportedly licensed for$110,000 from Michael Jackson; the claimed screening for his approval is doubted.
  • The film did not invent the slow clap; research identifies Brubaker as an earlier example, tentatively the first.
  • Whether Cindy would take Ronald back after his other relationships is questioned; the reunion is imagined to falter after a few months.

Half-Assed Internet Research

Peterson career; finances; production; dance; cars; reunions; music

In the discussion (17)
Approx. transcript time · 00:16:24Read transcript
  • Peterson followed the film with the one-season A Year in the Life.
  • Listen to Me with Kirk Cameron and Roy Scheider was considered a poor next film for Peterson.
  • The discussion reports her parents’ account of a sexual assault during her teenage television work and its lasting harm; subsequent struggles are treated as a tragic story.
  • An initial denial that Peterson died from overdose is explicitly corrected to accidental overdose; her acting credits are said to end in 1994.
  • The stated gross is$31.6 million against a reported$1.7 million budget, though the independently made film’s budget is acknowledged as uncertain.
  • Dempsey reportedly still receives requests to perform the dance.
  • The actor playing Kenneth is recalled as Malachi in Children of the Corn and as reuniting with Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama.
  • Gains reportedly said the studio wanted the house accusation removed as too edgy, but the producers defended it.
  • Paula Abdul choreographed the film.
  • Striking crew members reportedly can be seen picketing during cheerleader scenes.
  • Dempsey reportedly spent his salary on a 1963 Porsche 356 convertible that remains meaningful to him.
  • The airplane graveyard is located outside Davis-Monthan Air Force Base in Tucson.
  • Dempsey and Green reunited in a two-episode Grey’s Anatomy story.
  • Darcy DeMoss was reportedly 23, eight years older than Peterson.
  • The project went through TriStar turnaround to Apollo Pictures, was independently made, then sold to Disney for$6 million; it is described as Disney’s second licensed film.
  • Chuck Lorre wrote a song heard in the car.
  • The production reportedly compensated the school with a football field and stage; whether cash would have been better is debated.

Roger Ebert's review

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 00:21:33Read transcript
  • Ebert gave 0.5 stars; no denominator is stated.
  • Ebert’s review condemns the film’s materialism and argues that the premise would work only as satire.

Picking Nits

Costs; car; prank; time jump; sleeves; television; romance; supervision; Bobby; exposure; surname; college

In the discussion (15)
Approx. transcript time · 00:27:32Read transcript
  • The replacement jacket and telescope conveniently cost the same amount.
  • Cindy letting Ronald drive her car is questioned as an unjustified extra benefit of the deal.
  • Ronald should recognize the annual prank’s target because he knows Kenneth and his history.
  • Sharing a confined vehicle with dog feces is considered too disgusting to justify any popularity reward.
  • The pranksters make identification easy by using real names and a recognizable van.
  • The departure jumps immediately from midday to sunset.
  • The$1,000s uede outfit price is disputed: high-quality material might justify it, while how Cindy’s mother affords it is a separate question.
  • Cindy tearing off the shirt sleeves so easily is considered implausible.
  • American Bandstand’s continuing relevance is questioned but defended for a sheltered nerd; mistaking the other program for it is considered implausible.
  • Ronald missing Cindy’s affection and moving on without falling in love with her are considered implausible.
  • The younger brother’s unsupervised freedom is questioned.
  • Bobby receiving little attention at the party is questioned; high-school seniors protecting their own status is a possible explanation.
  • Ronald could deny the paid arrangement or counterattack when Cindy exposes him rather than retreat.
  • The pronunciation of Mancini is questioned against the name’s apparent Italian origin.
  • The absence of college plans, entrance tests, or discussion is considered unrealistic.

Cindy Mancini Worst Poetry Award

Cindy’s poetry; joking proposal

The panel proposes a new category here.

In the discussion (1)
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  • A Cindy Mancini Worst Poetry Award is jokingly proposed without a distinct sustained category answer.

Recasting Couch

Roberts; Connelly; Applegate; Ryder; Doherty; tentative Milano

In the discussion (7)
Approx. transcript time · 01:03:14Read transcript
  • Cindy’s friends should be played by actors closer to the characters’ ages.
  • Julia Roberts is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Jennifer Connelly is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Christina Applegate is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Winona Ryder is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Shannen Doherty is proposed as one of Cindy’s friends.
  • Alyssa Milano is proposed for Iris despite concern she might be too young.

Keep Getting Them Checks Award

Michael Jackson

The panel proposes a new category here.

In the discussion (1)
Approx. transcript time · 01:16:21Read transcript
  • Michael Jackson receives the payment award for licensing the Beatles song.

Producer review

Strong premise, shoddy execution; Peterson essential

In the discussion (1)
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  • The invited producer argues that 1980s films had strong concepts but weaker execution, with Peterson’s convincing performance essential here.