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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Cruise or Hanks?

Hanks as one of the men in the van; Cruise as the hitchhiker

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Approx. transcript time · 01:19:12Read transcript
  • Hanks would be one of the dudes in the van, while Cruz (as transcribed) could have done the hitchhiker, especially the Cruz of today's red carpets.
  • The hosts riff on Cruz in the van saying $2 is a fair price for the picture and praising Franklin; the hitchhiker's demand for $2 is called the moment you know this is all wrong, and a video of Cruz coming back for a third handshake with an amputee is recalled.
  • The idea, attributed to Craig, of having Cruz on the show is rejected: the hosts say he has lost his mind and is gone.
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