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Kindergarten Cop

Producer review

Craig’s inserted first-watch review is positive overall, despite eye rolls and confusion about Crisp.

In the discussion (4)
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  • An absent Craig is explicitly introduced for a recorded review; he calls it an easy watch that leaves him feeling good despite cheesy-line eye rolls with his wife.
  • He credits1990s earnest obliviousness and Schwarzenegger’s effort, questions Richard Tyson’s identity/mother relationship and motive, and praises the ponytail/hair-and-makeup look.
  • The unelaborated Austria exchange is his favorite line; he concludes the film succeeds as Schwarzenegger entertaining children.
  • The hosts thank Craig, then jokingly claim he hated the film and mentioned runtime, contrary to the inserted review’s positive conclusion.