What’s Aged the Worst?
Score (disputed); answering-machine ending; harassment; cockamamie; old photos; murders; hotel association; age-gap sex; small talk
In the discussion (11)
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- The score, especially the opening, is called cheesy; another view disagrees.
- The crucial answering-machine message is considered dated, but ignoring the dead villain’s final statement is defended as a joke about his self-importance.
- Frank’s sexual harassment is an aged-worst choice.
- Cockamamie is considered dated even for 1993.
- The altered old photos of Malkovich are criticized, unlike Eastwood’s convincing images.
- The abrupt neck-breaking murders of Sally and Pam are judged insufficiently scary and physically implausible.
- The ineffective German shepherd is mocked.
- Malkovich reportedly wanted the dog killed too, but Petersen refused.
- Staying at the Bonaventure is imagined as uncomfortable because of the movie’s murder association.
- Eastwood’s age and the absence of Viagra in 1993 prompt jokes about the romance.
- Al’s mundane family small talk is criticized as a pre-internet conversational habit; sports or modern podcast chatter are suggested alternatives.