Probably Unanswerable Questions
Bad-parent comparisons; burglars’ lasting injuries; pigeon-lady danger
In the discussion (3)
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- The parents’ negligence is compared with worse or abusive parents in The Great Santini and This Boy’s Life, preventing a definitive worst-ever answer.
- The burglars are imagined with severe lasting brain injury in a sentimental sports-documentary parody.
- A dark hypothetical imagines the pigeon lady robbing Kevin after bringing him to Carnegie Hall; it is a joke about the fictional scene, not an established plot event.