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The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

Heat’s rules for living

In the discussion (8)
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  • Do not date a man with no furniture — Bill Simmons
  • Do not sell stolen bearer bonds back to their owner — Bill Simmons
  • A married partner whose husband is a homicide detective should visit your home instead — Bill Simmons
  • Leave town after a credible death threat — Bill Simmons
  • Avoid Malibu Equity and Investments — Bill Simmons
  • The film’s characters reject a life of barbecues and ballgames — Bill Simmons
  • The central rule is being able to walk away in thirty seconds — Bill Simmons
  • Mann jokingly likens these lessons to sociopathic fortune cookies — Bill Simmons