The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson
The panel explicitly lists ten darkly comic lessons about made men, post-heist spending, airports, mob ownership, cocaine, violence, loyalty, dating, crew executions, and divorce.
In the discussion (10)
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- Do not kill a made man, because it will come back to hurt you.
- After a massive heist, do not buy anything fancy; lie low.
- When you need money, rob an airport.
- Do not make a mob boss your silent restaurant partner.
- If you sell cocaine, do not use it.
- If you truly hate someone, shoot them in the face so their mother cannot hold an open-casket funeral.
- Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
- If a new boyfriend pistol-whips someone in front of you, reconsider ending up with him.
- If you are part of a crew, nobody tells you they are going to kill you.
- The bonus lesson is not to get divorced.