The Butch’s Girlfriend Award for the Weakest Link in the Film
Ned; Steve Christie (as transcribed); Alice
In the discussion (7)
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- Ned is the first pick, and another participant agrees that Ned gets on their nerves and is a tough hang.
- Steve Christie (as transcribed), who runs the camp, is called a piece of shit: he puts the kids to work on a tree stump, hits on Alice shirtless, leaves, and sobers up at the diner, maybe taking a run at the waitress.
- Ned is the one in the Native American headdress who keeps culturally appropriating, the planned subject of an award for the guy you can't wait to die, and they only find him on the bed above, which is not enough.
- The cop telling him to settle down, Tonto, is in a completely different movie, cops in the first three movies always get called away to a car accident, and Ned acts like he is Chevy Chase.
- Across the franchise, the worst hang is the guy from Last American Virgin in part four who watches old movies on the projector.
- Another weak link pick is Alice: Annie should have been the hero and Alice killed off first, since Alice is a rough hang with bad hair.
- Adrian King (as transcribed), who plays Alice, got a stalker afterward and wanted to be killed in two as fast as possible; she could have been the Laurie Strode of the series, while Annie, Karen Allen 2.0, is gone in the first 10 minutes.