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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

The Neil McCauley “A Book about Metals” Award for Best Line from the Movie

Bold strategy, Cotton; Ball me, Blazer; bleed my own blood; dodge a wrench; two tons of irony; urine speech

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  • Enduring choices include Bold strategy, Cotton, Ball me Blazer, nobody makes me bleed my own blood, dodge a wrench and the five Ds.
  • The Hallmark-card joke about a coach crushed by two tons of irony is one response’s funniest line.
  • Patches’s pecker-slap promise, sterile-urine justification and camel story are favorites, with necessary prompting a long-running quote habit.
  • Goodman’s cramhole, Joanie Loves Chachi, convoluted I-know-you exchange, touché and read-it-in-a-book lines are praised.
  • The blumpkin line evokes the era’s fascination with named sexual acts.
  • Poopy-flavored lollipop and inability to hit water from a boat are additional Patches highlights.