The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson
The hosts enumerate ten lessons using movie lines and their own addenda.
In the discussion (10)
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- When you love someone, you have to trust them and give them the key to everything, though the hosts dispute the advice. — Bill Simmons
- Have the hole dug before arriving in the desert with a body. — Bill Simmons
- For gangsters, Vegas washes away sins like a morality car wash.
- Casinos are the only winners; players do not stand a chance. — Bill Simmons
- In Vegas, everyone watches everyone else. — Bill Simmons
- Keep players playing and returning because the longer they play, the more they lose. — Bill Simmons
- There is the right way, the wrong way, and Ace’s way. — Bill Simmons
- A control freak should avoid dating an attractive grifter who does not love him. — Bill Simmons
- Do not give one partner sole access to a two-million-dollar security deposit.
- Avoid dating someone with an ex named Lester.